LAW

Ngl, our version of this crap is a big reason why I'm not married. That, and my bad looks and personality and lack of any real future. But mostly the divorce law stuff.

>CHINA JUST FLIPPED DIVORCE LAW ON ITS HEAD... WIVES REPORTEDLY CAN NO LONGER36 CLAIM THEIR HUSBAND'S PROPERTY AFTER A SPLIT So you telling me the 11/10 Chinese baddy now can only steal my state secrets ? House is safe ? Well, that's a good news

I have an undergrad in Poli Sci, masters in Law, and PHD in losing my ass trading options.

I deadass won a law settlement earlier in the year using ChatGPT lmao. I had it write me a rebuttal to the Law firm representing my auto insurance company, and within 24 hours they wanted to settle. I don’t think any lawyer in the city could have written me a better rebuttal letter. I know ChatGPT sucks at many aspects, but for some reason it’s an insanely capable lawyer.

I’ll apply to be her tutor, although I have no law background.

Kim Kardashian Says She Screamed at ChatGPT After It "Made" Her Fail Law School Tests. I can't.

just be turbo long as a schlong til he does martial law for the midterms then be giga short quite ez

1. the government will open 2. millions of people will receive paycheck 3. everyone will get stimmi 4. you, a stupid bear, realising you just made a bet so stupid it is as if you bet againt the law of gravity

Red party = communist party Universal color law, I don’t make the rules

There is a law that all feds will be paid when shutdown is over. That’s what covers them.

It should be law that if it requires a subscription to read an article it has to say so before you click on it.

Healthcare money runs this whole damn country. There is 0% chance anything happens to fuck with what they’ve built. Between healthcare worker salaries, medical device companies, pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies, the insurance industry, research, and the entire fields of law that are dedicated to the sector…it’s honestly untouchable unfortunately.

Today I went to a lawyer to tell them how my girlfriend lied to me that she was on a birth pill & bamboozled me in to getting her pregnant 🤰 😐 🙃 😑 The lawyer said 👨‍⚖️: *If you consented to sex, the law almost always treats the resulting pregnancy as your responsibility, even if she lied. It’s dishonest, but not illegal.*

Well it's just a dumb undemocratic tradition, not a law, so he ought to do something about it Remember all the expansive power he's wielding, democrats could have wielded to different ends when they were in power but chose not to He is putting the lie to every claim of powerlessness theyve used to rationalize their cowardice and corruption

Not under bird law.

If Burry actually pulls this off and predicted the pop of the two largest bubbles in recent history, he'll be revered by regards and institutions alike, and his word will be law in the stock market

Yeah. This is the turn, isn't it? Thought we'd see heavy dip buying but ES just made a new low on the week... Either bulls are super patient, or they've all got their bear mode engaged and we're super fucked. We know what Murphy's law would contend. Most likely we getting cooked today.

My sister-in-law got it. YUP!

“911?, yes, OpenDoor has been murdered!” *Law and Order theme plays*

prince andrew signed this price freeze into law

Depends on the field, but a lot of older people who are still working actually love their jobs. A lot of people in law, finance, medicine, etc. only retire after their health is gone or they are forced out in a power struggle. You can ignore a lot of the complaints about work you hear from older people. Being able to complain about work to younger people is a perk of the job.

if the stock market gets a coordinated Barron short event like crypto did and is permanently down as bad as crypto, then expect shit to hit the fan quickly as already meek pensions and life savings got wiped out leading to mass unrest due to breach of trust and social contract. Therefore if 🥭 wants to declare martial law, he would let the markets crash. If he however has some mercy on S & P 500 index funds and doesnt want martial law, expect a major reversal in 🥭 policy in a few days at its latest.

#If a company's stock drops to 0 they have to declare bankruptcy. It's law. LMAO🤌

HIPPA is literally defined as “ a law that protects the privacy and security of personal health information” this would include any prescriptions you might be taking you fucking dolt

This is shakira law for you. The woke left did this!

Maritial law

Martial Law

Under Sharia law that Mamdani will implement, he can get 3 more hot wives

That’s gotta be against the law

Shawarma law LMAO 🤌

Pretty simple solution to tariffs. Use the really old obscure law everyone forgot about that authorizes 1v9 hand to hand combat between the Supreme Court and the President, winner makes the laws (Sorry legislature) 10% *index* pump once they get cancelled.

As it should be. They're blatantly fucking illegal and assuming SCOTUS suddenly decides the law matters we're gonna pump hard as fuck

Law of the market that people here don't understand. * Market needs an extremely good reason to keep selling off. * It doesn't need a reason to keep going up. Selloffs are like sharks. If they don't keep moving they die.

if tarrifs stay, im 100% sure the next dem prez gonna use the same law to forgive student debt in totality

As an expert in bird law, I think 🥭is fucked!

Decisions are made way before these oral arguments take place, what takes months is the law clerks writing the opinions. Partisan judiciary is a wonderful thing innit

That's a congressional authority, the Supreme Court can only interpret the law, according to the international emergency economic powers act. Congress granted the power, congress will have to take it away. On top of that we won't have a ruling until May or June.

ask your father in law

what this does is further guarantee dotard uses martial law to "secure" the midterms. you'll get your chance to short, bears. just not yet.

Still trying to figure that out. This BFA LLP law firm, specialize in securities fraud cases. But it can't be a good thing.

If you think this is fun, wait until SCOTUS ignores the law and sides with 🥭 on his dumb tariffs, and all this Wall Street pump since May evaporates, since it has been fueled by 🌮 walk-backs.

Martial law declared on 🌽

Wall street CEOs spooking the market then buying shit up should be against the law. That seriously seems to be what's happening today. Like wtf?

What's is this I'm hearing regarding Shawarma Law? I always go with the spicy sauce.

NEW YORK, Nov. 03, 2025 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Leading securities law firm [**Bleichmar Fonti & Auld LLP**](https://www.globenewswire.com/Tracker?data=NnWKmAKOWnubOHh2fFFQfZ31nzYesXCJTAaCeB7c7W8oUGatPaCifzejo84XJPFMPH7skkzNuaPqkIJt9njacp17e6kIjCp3Yzzc5nmlMXJqKVTOEf-VEHlgxBQNGefykEC0TAQ0fjSwlZBCqdZvM04wMBzXNSFThibByXnTumE=) announces an investigation into Beyond Meat, Inc. (NASDAQ: BYND) for potential violations of the federal securities laws.

my father in law likes gold so i just sell him the gold for whatever it cost and i get the rewards for buying it using my credit card

For those saving +$100K for a sex robot 🚨📢📣 Buying through a U.S. distributor protects you. If you buy direct from China you’re basically on your own, no warranty, no chargebacks, and if something arrives damaged you eat the loss. A U.S. seller handles customs, quality control, and returns under U.S. consumer law. It’s like the difference between buying a car through a dealership vs wiring money to a factory overseas, the middle layer is insurance.

100%. This guy gets it. Moore’s law. Tech doubles every 18-24 months. Bitcoin tech is old and although impressive it’s not immune to Moore’s law.

90% of all the sex robots will be manufactured in China. Out of the 100 sex robot suppliers in China, 10 of them will be trustworthy. Keep in mind that there is no copyright law in China.

Be me. Never really tell super rich father in law about stocks. He asks what I like. BMNR (at $63 like a month ago) “It’s like MSTR but ETH has utility!” Nothing but drilling since. Imafuckingretard.gif