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Yes but 7 - 8 years ago there was not an existing multi-billion dollar a year industry to potentially destroy. The word is that plugging the farm bill loophole was a personal agenda by Sen MConnell and the others who crafted the bill. It's not a 180 on cannabis policy reform. Reform will still move forward towards regulating cannabis intentionally by law not through a loophole.

>Law firm Clifford Chance is cutting about 10 per cent of its business services staff in London, pointing to increased use of **artificial intelligence** as one reason for the job losses. Roughly 550 employees, in areas including finance, HR and IT, were told last month about plans to make some 50 jobs redundant and to bring in role changes for up to 35 others, according to people with knowledge of the details. The elite firm, where partners earned an average of £2.1mn in the past financial year, told staff that **greater use of AI and reduced demand for some business services** meant that it needed to cut jobs, the people said.

Isn't there some Schrödinger's law that says what goes up doesn't always have to come down? Newton was right. Fuck quantum computing. Money goes up and right back down.

# Investors who lost money on SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (SPY) should contact The Gross Law Firm about pending Class Action - SPY .

looks like it’s time to put my bird law degree to use

The bubble is bursting. 15 year old bull market is about to go with a fucking bang just like the rule of law did.

Not true at all. Actually so many people were adding money to their retirement accounts that didn’t invest in anything they made it a law that it auto invests for you if you don’t do it yourself lol. 🫵🤡

BREAKING: 🌮signs Epstein bill into law, clearing way for release of files after months of resistance

what depreciation losers don't understand is, you can ship all older GPUs into some cheap electricity region and run batch jobs for enterprise and charge them $ for that, because there is always demand for compute. Compute is not like food, where you eat and you are full. It's not even like sex, where even the horniest dog gets satisfied after 6 or 7 rounds. The demand for compute is insatiable. People misunderstand this fundamental law of nature

You think Jensen and Powell earned their god tier status among us for making the market red? They pump the market. They are the market. Anything you do or say shall be used against you in the court of law. This run has no brakes, we’re merely in the middle of shifting into 3rd gear. Brought to you by Copes’R’Us.

I take it you’re not into semantics nor had to understand the difference to a T. Either way, cunningham’s law has a limit and you’d have to pay me at this point to explain to you the difference for the time sunk.

live well, it is the greatest revenge - jewish law

>On Tuesday, a federal judge in Washington ruled that the Instagram and WhatsApp acquisitions made by Facebook parent Meta Platforms (META) more than a decade ago didn't violate U.S. antitrust law, thereby dealing a blow to the Federal Trade Commission, which brought the suit against the company. #Then why is it still drilling? LMAO🤌

Trump: "Close to signing into law that red days in the stock market are illegal" YUGEEEE

that's the law.

They keep calling me but if I don’t pick up they can’t fire me that’s the law 

he's talking about 1-5 years, I be around college students... it's definitely happening now. law students and accountants especially... crazy

Japan must apologise to China for implying it does not have the right to enforce the rule of law over its own territories.

Just got my mother in law a boat ride trip from Venezuela, she loves boat trips.

i got my law degree at Costco, but AI has a time machine

Just think. The people who make the laws are the same ones covering up the biggest law breaking in history.

Friendly reminder “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was enacted during Clinton’s administration. Pillow talk was so deep that he made it law. 😂

##NEWTONS FIRST LAW: a white boy in motion stays in motion

I am a U.S. Senator, and a proud boomer. I was out to dinner tonight and my $190 steak was way too salty. I declare a new law granting me $1,000,000. Call it the "Peter Peer Recuperation Act". Everyone at the table agrees with me. We didn't leave a tip.

My car got stolen yesterday. I was planning on selling it so I could pay application fees for graduate school. This is so sad man, Minneapolis disappointed me. I can't believe that they have a law that the police won't chase a stolen vehicle if they spot it being driven.

Yes. When I drink wine, weird shit happens. I get a headache, I get in fights with my wife, I get in trouble at work, I get in trouble with the law, my clothes get holes in them, my friends get mad for shitposting on their social media...so much weird shit happens.

Maybe I should have gotten a law degree specializing in bankruptcy instead of this MBA.

the law of stonks

Not on a degenerate level but gotta have some piece of the pie for some speculation that at least has some legs to it (for whatever reason that may be) . Oklo did provided power law level returns for those of us who stuck in. But like I'll wait a little longer... Don't wanna lose the gainz it just gave me 😂

I’m in my 2nd year and taking as many classes as I can to finish in 3 years. After that, I plan to work as a paralegal for 3-4 years to save up money and then go to law school

I go to Indiana University Bloomington, majoring in Law and Public Policy with a minor in French. Honestly, as good of a deal as I can get, I’m not really sure about the exact %

Im walking it back, theres alot to consider here for me. For instance: \- Anything the chinese do/announce or even tease could majorly fuck this entire thing (like Jensen mentioned) \- If Moore's law holds or accelerates somehow, yeah the junk chip accumulation could go out of control in the long run. \- Google/Anthropic/others could force OpenAI to speedrun their turnover causing a runaway situation with the accounting. Sorry, its midnight and i got work in the morning. you def gave me alot to think about with this comment though. Thanks for this insight.

For any technologist here that can correct me Burry only wins if Moore’s law holds You aren’t betting against stocks here. You’re betting against financial accounting of capex and the technology’s life. It’s a blur between idle houses that went up 30% in 1 year vs clever accounting on chips that sit in a data rack. God speed brother

u/Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS represents the law of large 🅱️enises 🤔

I was tarded til I got my law degree from Costco. Now I aint tarded no more. Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Because we are under sharia law now 😢

Law school acquaintance did that and paid his tuition with the proceeds. He went into finance instead of law and got perp walked a few years ago lol

Russia is finalizing a new law: stay-at-home moms will be recognized as officially employed, with maternity leave fully counting toward their pensions. No more gaps in retirement savings for raising the next generation.

#They will pass a law saying only billionaires can own stocks and rug pull your ass soon LMAO🤌

If SoftBank sells its position in NVDA and I assume at a hearty profit then doesn’t that mean someone needs law bought that position? Should be bullish unless it was sold at a loss.

We are not allowed to fall more than 20%. It's the law.

it's more joever than kim kardashian's law degree

Iron clad soldiers Join or be conquered, the law of the land What will befall you? The metallization of your inner soul Twisting and turning Metal militia Metal militia Metal militia

In business law I kept getting the question wrong about “if you buy a car and it’s revealed to be a lemon, is it fraud?” Because I kept saying yes, thinking the professor meant the fruit

I should've gone to law school instead of STEM. All these years don't matter when your 60+ year-old boss just tells you to "solve it with AI" instead lmao. The guy has never had to solve a technical problem in his life. I'm the real fucking 🤡

The Sharia Law ETF, (basically just no financial companies) has outperformed SPY in the last 5 years

Why do I feel much more annoyed about paying for my law school applications and prep (<$10k) compared to the hundreds of thousands of dollars I’ve lost gambling on 0dtes, especially considering that the former will benefit me in a measurable way while the latter is just throwing money out the window????? At the same time, why am I even more annoyed about chipotle charging me for an extra side than I am even about the law school applications?

I wish I bought more calls on Friday on the downturn. It's the law of the universe. One SPY option? +300% 10? -99%.

As much as I'd like them to shoot it down (non-US ber), they won't. The Repubs have a majority and while they'd love to keep the narrative running that the dems are the issue, if they refuse to pass this they'll clearly be the cause of the shutdown. That said, the bill also requires all the people cheeto fired during the shutdown to be immediately rehired and given back-pay. So he might take that as a personal slight and refuse to sign it into law. Which would be insanely funny.

Refresher: Schoolhouse Rock - How a Bill Becomes a Law