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Pros of being a europoor: coffee and cigarette breakfasts, law mandated midday nap, clock of work at 4pm never to be heard of again Pros of being an ameripoor: wages are 30% higher (prices are also 30% higher)

Still waiting on that proof. Also, rule of law.

lol why do you think that? And please do explain why Canadien weed companies are in correlation with USA law changes if that’s the argument you’re going for

No jaun is above the law

Listen up, chucklefucks. The pedo files are required by law to be released 12/19. War won't start UNTILL that week. RTX and ONDS calls for 12/26 PUTS on TLT and CALLS on GLD as oil, gold, and bond yields all about to go to Valhalla (i'm told this is in the sky, but need to do more research). I would saw get some SQQQ calls too... but I'm not confident enough that AI trade wont just keep ballooning away as we slide into a second WW2 (might be called WW2^(2) ?) Good luck, we're all counting on you.

My ex mother in law ran her fingers thru my hair one time when i was sitting at the table next to her ... I thought they was about to throw down .. shit got heated

My mother-in-law (divorced) was being extra friendly, flirty, and hands-on with me during Thanksgiving And my girlfriend was pissed 😠😠😠😠 I was just being polite & respectful for the entire day

Privacy in EU is soon dead EU countries reach breakthrough on chat-scanning law despite intense pushback "[...] messaging services such as WhatsApp and Signal would be allowed to voluntarily install software for automated chat monitoring, and the scope of such monitoring could even be expanded. Mandatory measures are to be reconsidered in the future." https://www.mpg.de/25788438/chat-control-eu-client-side-scanning

EU can't help themselves, regulation over everything Belgian Federal Police forgot to turn their VPN on - accidentally exposing their bot army that was promoting a mandatory data retention surveillance law within the EU's impact assessment https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/z4tDalBSmq

Dealerships are written into law because US is a country of middlemen.

Worst Thanksgiving ever. Someone told me how much I'm worth now (they have no clue) because of my inheritance. My inheritance is my mom died about 2 months ago. I wanted to slit his throat open in front of the whole family.  Sadly, I just left and went home like nothing happened. Wish him death on the way home. ..Edit..  For context.. Both of us by law aren't in the family. He's dating someone in the family, I'm just a "family friend". 

Father in law has consistently advised me to sell all my gold and silver, for 2 years. Did it again tonight. Never seen anything like his level of wrong, I’m just waiting for him to change his tune and then I’m dumping.

My hot mother in law is telling me she wants to glaze my ham bone. What does she mean!?!?

"Happy Thanksgiving, ya fucking cocksuckers!" - My drunk brother in law rage quitting Thanksgiving.

Gemini, write up a due diligence report for Google in the style of Cormac McCarthy: It is a four trillion dollar beast sitting on a ridge of silicon and gold, devouring one hundred billion in a single quarter and bleeding pure profit. They forge the iron wood of the new AI gods in the dark factories, spending ninety billion to hold the future in their teeth, even as the government men ride out with their papers and their knives to cut the ad empire apart. The judge Brinkema has ruled it a sin and the divestiture looms like a thunderhead, yet the stock trades at three hundred and twenty and the P/E ratio laughs at the gravity of the law. It is a titan built on rock and data and if you have the heart for the risk you take the share and hold it against the coming night, waiting for the fire or the rain.

Son in Law

That the focus is in the wrong area? Maybe allowing millions of people to enter our country, and encouraging it, over a four year prior, leads to a boomerang effect where the new administration is forced a hand where they actually have to actually enforce the law? Are there ICE agents overstepping? Yes. Can I walk into Canada without being arrested? No. What causes this situation? Is your solution to have massive illegal immigration into the US unchecked indefinitely?

The law of tooth and claw. The strong eat the weak. When the inferior consume resources that could otherwise be used by the strong they should be exterminated. Does this sound familiar? Its been said before in the past. A little investigation will prove its results.

My mother-in-law better make enough stuffing this year. I always eat all of it and everyone gets mad at me. Just make more because I'm not changing.

Market should be required by law to be opened on thanksgiving and to be 100% up

Think your family drama at thanksgiving is bad? Leavitt got her sister in law arrested by ice, Jesus Christ

#TACO ORDER A NEW LAW THAT ALGOS ALWAYS PUMP THIS BITCH SPY 1000 BY MARKET CLOSE THURSDAY

Martial law soon and SPY hits 800

> 1998 Higher Education Amendments: This critical amendment eliminated the seven-year waiting period entirely, making federal student loans non-dischargeable throughout the entire loan period unless undue hardship was proven. This was signed into law by President Bill Clinton. > 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act (BAPCPA): This act extended the "undue hardship" standard to include nearly all private student loans, making them just as difficult to discharge as federal loans. This was signed into law by President George W. Bush. Then-Senator Joe Biden was a prominent supporter of the 2005 bill, though the bill had broad, bipartisan support. Both parties created this problem.

No, just noting it because I think the law is odd and weird.

You ever get around extended family like... sister in law... her sister in law... and think if I was married to this chic id yeet off a bridge 🤣

Imagine your sister in law getting arrested by ICE before Thanksgiving 😂🫵

crypto: i didnt hear no law

This is so dumb in order to nvdia to go up Google must go down what is this the law of equivalent exchange ???

not feeling your drunk brother-in-law convo on tgiving? get drunker than him

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal

I need to go back to studying Bird Law.

Need a red day to maintain the holiday festive color theme. It's the law.

Economic numbers cancelled. Earnings cancelled. Inflation abolished. Gdp no longer tracked. Good vibes and ber hate is the law of the market now.

Law of big numbers

The law of reverse Cramer is NUTS, the DAY after he says “I wouldn’t buy $POET” it’s up over 10% including after market 🤣

Lutnik on trade deals with EU (im paraphrasing bloomberg): \- EU should drop antitrust/litigation on US megacaps \- EU can then invest in US datacentres (lmao??) \-US would then drop steel tariffs/other stuff Interesting stuff, idk how acceptable it is to EU. Simply 'dropping' their laws, on a whim isnt something a rule of law democracy should do but ok. Then the 'tax' required from EU would be spend on US datacentres. Thats so scary, really means US has no money left for this crap yikes. And EU gets what, less tariffs on steel, i guess a win for some national audiences.

inchalla marshal law may your calls print

Wsb misusing it’s sacred spaces. So mom of Donny has to send in the protesters to enforce city of international law businesses

Microsoft and Amazon are 40% of their revenue and they’re making their own chips. Google making their own chips as well. Plus law of large numbers.

That’s what I’d study if I could do it over again. Then probably go to law school if I couldn’t get into a top tier Econ PhD program.

The markets should be UP on Thanksgiving (UP like my approval numbers)! Wall Street better behave or i will be declaring martial law! \-DJT

Feels like a nothing burger. TikTok, Google, SNAP were also sued for similar reasons by the same law firm.

There should be a law that just allows you to take the COVID years off mayne. I need like a year or two off my records

The better someone is doing at a job, the more they have to constantly lie and self aggrandize about how good a job they are doing. I call it 🥭's Law.

It's actually law that if you quit cigarettes something stressful will happen where a cigarette would be needed. This is a mechanism by the tobacco plant to shift space-time itself to make you consume more.

Have to agree. We're seeing "candidate A shoots first and asks questions later", while they shoot the country in the dick. Candidate B wouldn't have shot anything, they never would've taken the safety off in the first place. It takes some serious retard strength to do what this admin has done and gotten away with (so far). Turns out you can do crime in broad daylight, knowing it's illegal, and just kick the legal repercussions down the road while the plan takes shape and law lags.

I'm going to try to marry Madison Huang, so I could ask my father in-law Jensen to borrow his leather jackets

>Ai has replaced all workers Had us in the first half 😂. Scaling law is breaking. AI still wildly hallucinates, mightily struggles to generalize without extremely sensitive and expert prompts. Companies shilling vibe coding boasting about growth now becoming quiet. If AI were actually good it would automate much of farming and food costs would plummet. Instead we're getting the opposite because it's trash and just a giant pit of burning resources.

“Floating the idea” Kinda like the 90 day pause leak we had then it became true Don’t forget the other day they were pressing law makers to curb rules in the ai bill thing which would allow NVDA to export to ghyna