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So at least trillions of dollars in debt, a bunch of international law violations, and now a bunch of religious cultists.

So.. Tarrifs, threatening EU countries, distraction Epstein, Not abide by any law + so much more fucking fuckery and now he started Ww3? Great guy, bestest of the bestie best! And America chose two times for him.

I hate 🥭 but the law says he’s got 60 days before congress has any say in it

Anyone wanna buy a horse? Mines lazy and crow hops when he gets too excited or obstinate. Perfect to put an in-law on that you don’t like 👍

The US breaks international law to bomb Iran with no clear endgame, and VIX futures goes down?? You cannot make this shit up

you really don’t know what the revolutionary guard did to the population of iran for the past 50 years. Now its the shariah law everywhere and no woman has any rights. But yeah sure go ahead and try to make them change their beliefs

In 2030+ In a bold new strategy to eliminate sex work, prostitution, and underground sex clubs, law enforcement agencies across the country have announced the rollout of government-issued sex robots. One sheriff explained: 👮‍♂️ “If you can’t beat ‘em… out-innovate ‘em.”

Mr. President, if you can hear me, my mother-in-law is days away from having a nuclear weapon

iran supreme leader son in law and daughter in law died in the strikes

Market News: A member of the Tehran City Council stated that the son-in-law and daughter of Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, were killed in an attack.

ngl it's kinda terrifying that a sovereign state, a whole country of people by law and right, isn't truly sovereign just because of some fun police bully who already have nukes say, "no, you can't join our club" So the power held by G7 will eventually in-fight and become a G5 and a G3 and a G2 and finally an inescapable global world autocracy

I understand your sentiment. Counsel has a place with lots of solid folks doing OT for no compensation and the right reasons. There’s always gonna be shitbags and that’s especially true when family law and serial litigation are involved

Anyone else seeing AI everywhere in their jobs? Gathering contract documents today for a project negotiation and our insurance broker is using AI in risk assessment and modification rates in real time. Actually wondering when AI will just take over arbitration law and potentially all litigation

According to the police Taco Bell is, in fact, “allowed to ban people for farting,” so the law isn’t going to be of any help to me 

the law hasn't mattered for this administration since "day 1"

I don’t think what the law say matters haha

I don't think the law actually says what T is claiming, and there will be a new crisis on Monday to distract everyone.

The problem isn't the military choosing not to use Claude, the problem is the military declaring Claude a Supply Chain Risk and forcing all of its contractors not to use it. There's clearly no valid reason to designate them a supply chain risk under the law. They have gone about 1000x over backing out of their contract. Its just pure retribution which you seem to be fine with for some reason

My kids will be going to Costco law school

my father-in-law has a shit fucking ton of money in his port and he checks that shit like once a month. I can't even imagjne.

I will buy a -2% dip but not -1.5% (law of nature) 🫕🥖

I should have known duolingo was in trouble when my 78 year old mother in law was complaining how much the app sucks and cancelled their expensive subscription. 

Just don’t do criminal law

Sure they’re not gonna get Paramount but fuck it calls on Netflix because whatever they’re trying with Strip Law works

Having your Jewish son-in-law negotiate a "peace" deal with Iran doesn't seem too peaceful to me

Market is only going to crash after you FOMO all-in. That's the law of the galaxy.

NVDA made 64B in profits and sees their stock dump out Law of large numbers Bearish for the Mag 7s

Polymarket is already drowning in law suits, they just don’t make the news because they can’t bait retards like you

Father in law likes brandy/cognac and I need a gift. Why is it that youtube reviews of whiskey/scotch are like well-dressed articulate people whereas cognac review videos are either like hostage videos or people in trailer parks pretending to be in rap videos?? The difference is striking.

Law of large numbers kicking in tomorrow

the level of corruption that the president's son in law is working for the US gov in an unofficial position (negotiating war conflicts lol)

Orange seems to like Shakira law put in by NYC

LOL you can’t tell the congress to pass the Delilah Law to prevent any states from issuing commercial driver licenses to illegal aliens 👽

This law is actually named after the late night relationship hotline radio, Delilah 🎶

#is it just the law of nature that if AMD goes down nvdia goes up?

Trump State of the Union leaked: Alien life found and there’s no law against tariffing them

By the law of inverse WSB I feel like I need to get more IBIT tomorrow

As you age you realize the system is needed, the law is critical. The entire secret of life is to swim downstream, not up it. Life is short

I am officially converting "Greater Fool Theory" to "Greater Fool Law". There is always, always some moron willing to buy whatever garbage slop you need to convince them to buy. Its also now known as the Greater Bull Theory.

Because it's considered a bad look to use cocaine as a law enforcement officer. Booze is fine.

Ford is breaking the law in Canada. I went to go buy a Mach E and they claim a free installation of home charging on their website for that specific model, but when you sit down and run the numbers they exclude the program. I even called the installer and they said Ford gave them instructions to no longer continue with the program. Actually currently reporting them to the competition bureau right now. Definitely won’t go anywhere but interesting

Why not? They redefined the ACA as a tax to get around the law.

we really need a law fining the usage of bots on public forums

I don't know why but this reminded me of that law and order episode where the Hitman walks his dog and then hide the gun in the poop bags

Just pure corruption by Trump and his son in law

It’s only 150 days he can keep the tariffs just like he can’t illegally do the other illegal tariffs for the 300 days he did them right? Because criminals follow the law, right?

Nobody knows since he’s openly violating the law and cucks in congress/house/senate don’t do anything. In 150 days he’ll say they found the banana potato chyna loophole for another 150 days and Supreme Court will take another 4 week paid vacation.

It typically takes 1 full business day to settle. For me it’ll let me buy stocks same day but if I sell it. It’ll hit me with the good faith law

whats the ameican opinion of iran? if they took british hostages for 444 days i wouldnt care about international law

No. My wife and her bf and our mother in law. Wife told me to dogsit at home while they go eat