LAW

You’re mistaken. It’s genetically hard coded for some people to be night people. Father in law is a geneticist-famous in his field-and we’ve talked a ton about this. But this is also a Google-able answer. You can read about it in several NIH research publications.

Do I gotta do anything different when I travel up to nyc now? Idk if its now shariah law and mandatory public transit or what

Murphy's Law states that if you say something incorrect, someone on the internet will correct you How I get answers on Reddit

The law of pancake states: The first one must always be a little fucked up.

An old guy in my church group just sent an audio message that was 39 minutes long. Law and order has broken down entirely.

I was talking about crypto to my son in law, he’s regarded and I’m 73 years old! An immigrant from Mexico. Fooking wild

I just heard my father in law talk about crypto. He’s 73 yrs old immigrant from Mexico. Fcking wild.

There has to be a law against this

Because the law says one thing and their allegiance to 🥭is in direct conflict with what the law says.

Slavery never ended. It expanded to include every single person in the nation regardless of race, sex, religion, etc. Every new born is given a number. Every animal born and every plant is counted for. Every human rights law passed further strengthened the core of slavery. Cheers 🍻 

Michael Saylor hands up, its over you're DONE!! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney because your BTC scram crashed one will be appointed for you!

Tomorrow is my birthday I should get a free escort. I need this to be law.

what about the years where a genuine retarded psychopath declares martial law to "secure" the midterm election? how are returns in those years?

wtf this market flat and dry as my mother in law pussy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Fake news. The Orange pig can't unilaterally alter tax law.

My brother in law bought $10k worth of silver last Friday

That’s a really awesome law I’ll do that

China passed a law where they are restricting exports Jan 1 of 2026

We need a new law that forces Analysts to banbet their price targets. If it doesn't hit, they must pay 1 week's salary into a lotto pool.

I think I’m poor because I generally follow the law 

Once you taste the sweet nectar of Power Law returns, how can I go back to match index returns? Mediocrity.

Yo…my family members were roasting my hairline during Christmas…wtf fam!? I ain’t going to turkey for that faux hairline embarrassment either, embracing my Jude Law like the sigma I am.

X in a tizzy because APMEX raised their spot price on silver to $80.59 from the $79.34 close on Friday. Also CME raising silver margins effective Monday morning The constitutional law scholars are now silver experts. This so screams top or very close to one.

PSA: I bragged to my brother in law over Christmas about how the coins I gave his kids are up 300%. Usually after this happens it goes down hard. Good luck out there.

Exactly, gonna force more contracts to request physical to ship it overseas for a good profit. Extra funny cause starting Jan 1st China has that law going in place that’ll make exporting silver out of the country much more regulated further tightening liquidity in the physical market. I don’t think people realize how crazy this might get, even if the CME steps in and increases margin on futures like they did in 2011 it’s not gonna matter.

Class Action Law Suit

I told her the truth!!! That just like YOU...I was jacking off to my brother in law! I barely noticed her sister!

My sister in law is crazy

Thought my rich brother in law was gonna dub me into the Chinese government for using a VPN during my visit

I'll make a move on my sister in law, she's such a Christmas tease

According to my sister in law, manifesting your reality is that easy. Of course, she has nothing to show for in life. She's buried in debt, has no assets, and expects anyone with anything to hand it over for her well being. So...good luck with that.

Law Abiding Citizen type shit

US judge blocks Texas app store age law meant to protect children. Up up up

I know we are all fucked in the very near future when my idiot brother-in-law finally admitted to me he doesn't care what's true. He gets news and information from the places he does because those places "tell it the way things SHOULD be".

People keep talking about Tech crash, ever think Moore's law is what actually crashes markets? I'm holding my Iphone 15 and my 2021 mac pro because the new versions are a joke in terms of performance upgrades. Retail electronics is SCREWED going forward...

I thought that was John Munch from Law and Order: SVU

why do you want a mother in law?

My future father in law is a former finance manager. Two years ago at Christmas, talking market, I mentioned 3 stocks I was thinking about putting a lot into. 2 of them have since 8-10x’d. I picked the third.

I gave my ex the RKLB play two years ago and she still wants half equity in my house. In a weird way I respect that. Common law baby

he was working for mossad. running a blackmail operation. all those types are into weird degenerate shit because they're generally above the law. the law is for the little people.

Went Christmas gift shopping today : Bought my bro about $400 of arcteryx gear. Bought my mom a new Dyson vac. Was buried under the boxes at Costco. Cost like $500. Got father in law a breville toaster oven (like over $300). Ordered my kid a 3d printer. Got a friend some wagyu beef and rare booze. All good baby. God bless you all.

too many regards talking about the santa clause rally like its a law of physics. i am one of those regards.

if the stocks crash in 2026, 🥭 will probably: \-pass an law which allows private corporations as a consortium to run and buy city and state governments called "freedom cities act" \-pass an "economic stabilization act" which privatizes everything and does bailouts. \-pass an "pension security act" which saves peoples pension in exchange for them moving to freedom cities and signing labour contracts with terms set by the freedom city. \-devalue the dollar and stop issuing dollar-bonds, replace it with some random rug-pull shitcoin \-strengthen and privatize police, courts and military

No taxation without representation should be the law. I’m tired of funding rapists, thieves, liars, and people who don’t contribute. The corruption explained by the wsj “federal welfare spending has soared by 765%, more than twice as fast as total federal spending, and now costs $1.4 trillion annually. Were that money simply doled out evenly to the 19.8 million families the government defines as poor, each household would receive more than $70,000 a year.” It’s not a funding issue it’s a control of money issue.

The law explicitly says redactions can only be done to protect the victims. Wasn’t malicious compliance either. They violated the law.

y'all realize that if a big law firm were to litigate 🥭 and force him to un-redact parts of the files, they would be having a massive PR victory and a lot of new clients due to increased reputation. It's a money printer waiting to be unleashed.

bullish for law firms.

Malicious compliance, here they can say they technically complied with the law and bet the Supreme Court will throw up their hands and do nothing

The illusion of Law and order.

The Law of Conservation of Information and the No-Hiding Theory mean that my bad trades will be discoverable by others forever, even if I get sucked into a black hole. Fucking data miners.