LAW

Just came home on a flight where my neighboring seat person was a person of hefty proportions to the point 30% of my seat was taken up by the dude's side. If this is some liberal don't fat shame treat everyone equally bullshit policy of the airline they better get some reality slapped to the face because the law of physics doesn't care about your feeling or politics. 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, chunky man should be forced to pay for 2 seats.

When the world comes to an end my brother-in-law is going to be holding a $5000 AR-15 pissed off that it's actually food and water people want, not shiny yellow metal.

I'm out of this bullshit market. See you tomorrow but honestly fuck this. And fuck the impending martial law declaration that will somehow cause spy to go to 700

Today my narcissistic boomer conspiracy theorist crazy father-in-law posted gloating "WHO IS MISSING OUT" posts about gold. That's how I knew it was gonna dump. (My gold miner stocks are up in some cases 100% this year. He's my idiot customer.)

I guess the No Red Day law can't be enforced during the government shutdown if there is nobody at the desks to push the button.

WTF is happening? Did Trump declare martial law or something?

Being a Portland native, I'm just grateful my tax dollars are going towards bringing some law and order to those 10 protestors and the guy in the chicken suit outside the ICE facility

All bamboozle, it’s the law

The administration is a perfect example of goodharts law. High stock market is the only measure. Too much focus on one metric will cannibalize all the other metrics. We are in for insanity imo. Godspeed everyone

3 things are law: Don’t fight the trend. Don’t fight the fed. Don’t believe her when she says you’re the biggest.

> Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent told Trump he believes the employment numbers will start to tick up once policies from his “Big Beautiful” tax-and-spending law are fully implemented heading into next year, according to a person close to Bessent. >Earlier, at a closed-door gathering in the Oval Office, other advisers told Trump it was up to him how to publicly address the weak jobs data and he could just breeze past the information by pointing to the future, according to a senior administration official. They assured him the economic indicators will show improvements as 2025 comes to a close, the official said.  lol https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trumps-team-hones-a-new-message-pledging-economic-gains-next-year-3e9f8397?st=48Uj6g&reflink=article_copyURL_share

you need to make friends with some call center workers, software engineers, recent university graduates, law students, graphic designers, copy editors, etc

1. coinage is minted by the Bureau of engraving and printing 2. Coinage have to go though a process with the citizens coinage advisory committee https://www.ccac.gov/ 3. no living person is to be on US currency per [US code 5112](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/31/5112) >No head and shoulders portrait or bust of any person and no portrait of a living person may be included in the design of any coin issued under this subsection. 4. none of that matters though LOL

"Anyone found desecrating official government currency will face the full extent of the law" does anyone find this really ominous to say right when you announce $1 coins with your face on it?

Texas stock exchange is a tell that orange man is gonna take over NYC if the commie mayor gets elected, i.e., public co.'s are gonna do a "flight to safety" to maintain market continuity amidst NYC martial law and uncertainty.

Breaking: Ice employees, law enforcement, and military to be given "twice the stimulus amount" Not that good, I'm guessing those guys buy more conservative investments? Seems like he's rewarding his cronies?

I am now using chatgpt to file lawsuits. None are frivolous (I simply ask it, is this lawsuit frivolous?). Note: I do not do it for BS, it's for stuff like when for example I order delivery, don't get the items, and support won't refund. It takes like 2 minutes, just get chatgpt to draft the email, send it out, voila. Already gotten 20 bucks in coupons. Lawyers are screwed. If you are in law school, you might want to quit right now.