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>On Tuesday, a federal judge in Washington ruled that the Instagram and WhatsApp acquisitions made by Facebook parent Meta Platforms (META) more than a decade ago didn't violate U.S. antitrust law, thereby dealing a blow to the Federal Trade Commission, which brought the suit against the company. #Then why is it still drilling? LMAO🤌

Trump: "Close to signing into law that red days in the stock market are illegal" YUGEEEE

that's the law.

They keep calling me but if I don’t pick up they can’t fire me that’s the law 

he's talking about 1-5 years, I be around college students... it's definitely happening now. law students and accountants especially... crazy

Japan must apologise to China for implying it does not have the right to enforce the rule of law over its own territories.

Just got my mother in law a boat ride trip from Venezuela, she loves boat trips.

i got my law degree at Costco, but AI has a time machine

Just think. The people who make the laws are the same ones covering up the biggest law breaking in history.

Friendly reminder “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was enacted during Clinton’s administration. Pillow talk was so deep that he made it law. 😂

##NEWTONS FIRST LAW: a white boy in motion stays in motion

I am a U.S. Senator, and a proud boomer. I was out to dinner tonight and my $190 steak was way too salty. I declare a new law granting me $1,000,000. Call it the "Peter Peer Recuperation Act". Everyone at the table agrees with me. We didn't leave a tip.

My car got stolen yesterday. I was planning on selling it so I could pay application fees for graduate school. This is so sad man, Minneapolis disappointed me. I can't believe that they have a law that the police won't chase a stolen vehicle if they spot it being driven.

Yes. When I drink wine, weird shit happens. I get a headache, I get in fights with my wife, I get in trouble at work, I get in trouble with the law, my clothes get holes in them, my friends get mad for shitposting on their social media...so much weird shit happens.

Maybe I should have gotten a law degree specializing in bankruptcy instead of this MBA.

the law of stonks

Not on a degenerate level but gotta have some piece of the pie for some speculation that at least has some legs to it (for whatever reason that may be) . Oklo did provided power law level returns for those of us who stuck in. But like I'll wait a little longer... Don't wanna lose the gainz it just gave me 😂

I’m in my 2nd year and taking as many classes as I can to finish in 3 years. After that, I plan to work as a paralegal for 3-4 years to save up money and then go to law school

I go to Indiana University Bloomington, majoring in Law and Public Policy with a minor in French. Honestly, as good of a deal as I can get, I’m not really sure about the exact %

Im walking it back, theres alot to consider here for me. For instance: \- Anything the chinese do/announce or even tease could majorly fuck this entire thing (like Jensen mentioned) \- If Moore's law holds or accelerates somehow, yeah the junk chip accumulation could go out of control in the long run. \- Google/Anthropic/others could force OpenAI to speedrun their turnover causing a runaway situation with the accounting. Sorry, its midnight and i got work in the morning. you def gave me alot to think about with this comment though. Thanks for this insight.

For any technologist here that can correct me Burry only wins if Moore’s law holds You aren’t betting against stocks here. You’re betting against financial accounting of capex and the technology’s life. It’s a blur between idle houses that went up 30% in 1 year vs clever accounting on chips that sit in a data rack. God speed brother

u/Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS represents the law of large 🅱️enises 🤔

I was tarded til I got my law degree from Costco. Now I aint tarded no more. Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Because we are under sharia law now 😢

Law school acquaintance did that and paid his tuition with the proceeds. He went into finance instead of law and got perp walked a few years ago lol

Russia is finalizing a new law: stay-at-home moms will be recognized as officially employed, with maternity leave fully counting toward their pensions. No more gaps in retirement savings for raising the next generation.

#They will pass a law saying only billionaires can own stocks and rug pull your ass soon LMAO🤌

If SoftBank sells its position in NVDA and I assume at a hearty profit then doesn’t that mean someone needs law bought that position? Should be bullish unless it was sold at a loss.

We are not allowed to fall more than 20%. It's the law.

it's more joever than kim kardashian's law degree

Iron clad soldiers Join or be conquered, the law of the land What will befall you? The metallization of your inner soul Twisting and turning Metal militia Metal militia Metal militia

In business law I kept getting the question wrong about “if you buy a car and it’s revealed to be a lemon, is it fraud?” Because I kept saying yes, thinking the professor meant the fruit

I should've gone to law school instead of STEM. All these years don't matter when your 60+ year-old boss just tells you to "solve it with AI" instead lmao. The guy has never had to solve a technical problem in his life. I'm the real fucking 🤡

The Sharia Law ETF, (basically just no financial companies) has outperformed SPY in the last 5 years

Why do I feel much more annoyed about paying for my law school applications and prep (<$10k) compared to the hundreds of thousands of dollars I’ve lost gambling on 0dtes, especially considering that the former will benefit me in a measurable way while the latter is just throwing money out the window????? At the same time, why am I even more annoyed about chipotle charging me for an extra side than I am even about the law school applications?

I wish I bought more calls on Friday on the downturn. It's the law of the universe. One SPY option? +300% 10? -99%.

As much as I'd like them to shoot it down (non-US ber), they won't. The Repubs have a majority and while they'd love to keep the narrative running that the dems are the issue, if they refuse to pass this they'll clearly be the cause of the shutdown. That said, the bill also requires all the people cheeto fired during the shutdown to be immediately rehired and given back-pay. So he might take that as a personal slight and refuse to sign it into law. Which would be insanely funny.

Refresher: Schoolhouse Rock - How a Bill Becomes a Law

Ngl, our version of this crap is a big reason why I'm not married. That, and my bad looks and personality and lack of any real future. But mostly the divorce law stuff.

>CHINA JUST FLIPPED DIVORCE LAW ON ITS HEAD... WIVES REPORTEDLY CAN NO LONGER36 CLAIM THEIR HUSBAND'S PROPERTY AFTER A SPLIT So you telling me the 11/10 Chinese baddy now can only steal my state secrets ? House is safe ? Well, that's a good news

I have an undergrad in Poli Sci, masters in Law, and PHD in losing my ass trading options.

I deadass won a law settlement earlier in the year using ChatGPT lmao. I had it write me a rebuttal to the Law firm representing my auto insurance company, and within 24 hours they wanted to settle. I don’t think any lawyer in the city could have written me a better rebuttal letter. I know ChatGPT sucks at many aspects, but for some reason it’s an insanely capable lawyer.

I’ll apply to be her tutor, although I have no law background.

Kim Kardashian Says She Screamed at ChatGPT After It "Made" Her Fail Law School Tests. I can't.

just be turbo long as a schlong til he does martial law for the midterms then be giga short quite ez

1. the government will open 2. millions of people will receive paycheck 3. everyone will get stimmi 4. you, a stupid bear, realising you just made a bet so stupid it is as if you bet againt the law of gravity

Red party = communist party Universal color law, I don’t make the rules

There is a law that all feds will be paid when shutdown is over. That’s what covers them.

It should be law that if it requires a subscription to read an article it has to say so before you click on it.

Healthcare money runs this whole damn country. There is 0% chance anything happens to fuck with what they’ve built. Between healthcare worker salaries, medical device companies, pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies, the insurance industry, research, and the entire fields of law that are dedicated to the sector…it’s honestly untouchable unfortunately.