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My hot mother in law is telling me she wants to glaze my ham bone. What does she mean!?!?

"Happy Thanksgiving, ya fucking cocksuckers!" - My drunk brother in law rage quitting Thanksgiving.

Gemini, write up a due diligence report for Google in the style of Cormac McCarthy: It is a four trillion dollar beast sitting on a ridge of silicon and gold, devouring one hundred billion in a single quarter and bleeding pure profit. They forge the iron wood of the new AI gods in the dark factories, spending ninety billion to hold the future in their teeth, even as the government men ride out with their papers and their knives to cut the ad empire apart. The judge Brinkema has ruled it a sin and the divestiture looms like a thunderhead, yet the stock trades at three hundred and twenty and the P/E ratio laughs at the gravity of the law. It is a titan built on rock and data and if you have the heart for the risk you take the share and hold it against the coming night, waiting for the fire or the rain.

Son in Law

That the focus is in the wrong area? Maybe allowing millions of people to enter our country, and encouraging it, over a four year prior, leads to a boomerang effect where the new administration is forced a hand where they actually have to actually enforce the law? Are there ICE agents overstepping? Yes. Can I walk into Canada without being arrested? No. What causes this situation? Is your solution to have massive illegal immigration into the US unchecked indefinitely?

The law of tooth and claw. The strong eat the weak. When the inferior consume resources that could otherwise be used by the strong they should be exterminated. Does this sound familiar? Its been said before in the past. A little investigation will prove its results.

My mother-in-law better make enough stuffing this year. I always eat all of it and everyone gets mad at me. Just make more because I'm not changing.

Market should be required by law to be opened on thanksgiving and to be 100% up

Think your family drama at thanksgiving is bad? Leavitt got her sister in law arrested by ice, Jesus Christ

#TACO ORDER A NEW LAW THAT ALGOS ALWAYS PUMP THIS BITCH SPY 1000 BY MARKET CLOSE THURSDAY

Martial law soon and SPY hits 800

> 1998 Higher Education Amendments: This critical amendment eliminated the seven-year waiting period entirely, making federal student loans non-dischargeable throughout the entire loan period unless undue hardship was proven. This was signed into law by President Bill Clinton. > 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act (BAPCPA): This act extended the "undue hardship" standard to include nearly all private student loans, making them just as difficult to discharge as federal loans. This was signed into law by President George W. Bush. Then-Senator Joe Biden was a prominent supporter of the 2005 bill, though the bill had broad, bipartisan support. Both parties created this problem.

No, just noting it because I think the law is odd and weird.

You ever get around extended family like... sister in law... her sister in law... and think if I was married to this chic id yeet off a bridge 🤣

Imagine your sister in law getting arrested by ICE before Thanksgiving 😂🫵

crypto: i didnt hear no law

This is so dumb in order to nvdia to go up Google must go down what is this the law of equivalent exchange ???

not feeling your drunk brother-in-law convo on tgiving? get drunker than him

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal

I need to go back to studying Bird Law.

Need a red day to maintain the holiday festive color theme. It's the law.

Economic numbers cancelled. Earnings cancelled. Inflation abolished. Gdp no longer tracked. Good vibes and ber hate is the law of the market now.

Law of big numbers

The law of reverse Cramer is NUTS, the DAY after he says “I wouldn’t buy $POET” it’s up over 10% including after market 🤣

Lutnik on trade deals with EU (im paraphrasing bloomberg): \- EU should drop antitrust/litigation on US megacaps \- EU can then invest in US datacentres (lmao??) \-US would then drop steel tariffs/other stuff Interesting stuff, idk how acceptable it is to EU. Simply 'dropping' their laws, on a whim isnt something a rule of law democracy should do but ok. Then the 'tax' required from EU would be spend on US datacentres. Thats so scary, really means US has no money left for this crap yikes. And EU gets what, less tariffs on steel, i guess a win for some national audiences.

inchalla marshal law may your calls print

Wsb misusing it’s sacred spaces. So mom of Donny has to send in the protesters to enforce city of international law businesses

Microsoft and Amazon are 40% of their revenue and they’re making their own chips. Google making their own chips as well. Plus law of large numbers.

That’s what I’d study if I could do it over again. Then probably go to law school if I couldn’t get into a top tier Econ PhD program.

The markets should be UP on Thanksgiving (UP like my approval numbers)! Wall Street better behave or i will be declaring martial law! \-DJT

Feels like a nothing burger. TikTok, Google, SNAP were also sued for similar reasons by the same law firm.

There should be a law that just allows you to take the COVID years off mayne. I need like a year or two off my records

The better someone is doing at a job, the more they have to constantly lie and self aggrandize about how good a job they are doing. I call it 🥭's Law.

It's actually law that if you quit cigarettes something stressful will happen where a cigarette would be needed. This is a mechanism by the tobacco plant to shift space-time itself to make you consume more.

Have to agree. We're seeing "candidate A shoots first and asks questions later", while they shoot the country in the dick. Candidate B wouldn't have shot anything, they never would've taken the safety off in the first place. It takes some serious retard strength to do what this admin has done and gotten away with (so far). Turns out you can do crime in broad daylight, knowing it's illegal, and just kick the legal repercussions down the road while the plan takes shape and law lags.

I'm going to try to marry Madison Huang, so I could ask my father in-law Jensen to borrow his leather jackets

>Ai has replaced all workers Had us in the first half 😂. Scaling law is breaking. AI still wildly hallucinates, mightily struggles to generalize without extremely sensitive and expert prompts. Companies shilling vibe coding boasting about growth now becoming quiet. If AI were actually good it would automate much of farming and food costs would plummet. Instead we're getting the opposite because it's trash and just a giant pit of burning resources.

“Floating the idea” Kinda like the 90 day pause leak we had then it became true Don’t forget the other day they were pressing law makers to curb rules in the ai bill thing which would allow NVDA to export to ghyna

Yes but 7 - 8 years ago there was not an existing multi-billion dollar a year industry to potentially destroy. The word is that plugging the farm bill loophole was a personal agenda by Sen MConnell and the others who crafted the bill. It's not a 180 on cannabis policy reform. Reform will still move forward towards regulating cannabis intentionally by law not through a loophole.

>Law firm Clifford Chance is cutting about 10 per cent of its business services staff in London, pointing to increased use of **artificial intelligence** as one reason for the job losses. Roughly 550 employees, in areas including finance, HR and IT, were told last month about plans to make some 50 jobs redundant and to bring in role changes for up to 35 others, according to people with knowledge of the details. The elite firm, where partners earned an average of £2.1mn in the past financial year, told staff that **greater use of AI and reduced demand for some business services** meant that it needed to cut jobs, the people said.

Isn't there some Schrödinger's law that says what goes up doesn't always have to come down? Newton was right. Fuck quantum computing. Money goes up and right back down.

# Investors who lost money on SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (SPY) should contact The Gross Law Firm about pending Class Action - SPY .

looks like it’s time to put my bird law degree to use

The bubble is bursting. 15 year old bull market is about to go with a fucking bang just like the rule of law did.

Not true at all. Actually so many people were adding money to their retirement accounts that didn’t invest in anything they made it a law that it auto invests for you if you don’t do it yourself lol. 🫵🤡

BREAKING: 🌮signs Epstein bill into law, clearing way for release of files after months of resistance

what depreciation losers don't understand is, you can ship all older GPUs into some cheap electricity region and run batch jobs for enterprise and charge them $ for that, because there is always demand for compute. Compute is not like food, where you eat and you are full. It's not even like sex, where even the horniest dog gets satisfied after 6 or 7 rounds. The demand for compute is insatiable. People misunderstand this fundamental law of nature

You think Jensen and Powell earned their god tier status among us for making the market red? They pump the market. They are the market. Anything you do or say shall be used against you in the court of law. This run has no brakes, we’re merely in the middle of shifting into 3rd gear. Brought to you by Copes’R’Us.

I take it you’re not into semantics nor had to understand the difference to a T. Either way, cunningham’s law has a limit and you’d have to pay me at this point to explain to you the difference for the time sunk.

live well, it is the greatest revenge - jewish law