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Bro doesn't even understand what the new tax law is, its not a quarter of their income 🤣

Sharia law if paramount wins

#American companies think they are above the law and they can get away with anything. They whine and complain when other countries give them fines for breaking laws LMAO🤌

"Effective, February 2, 2026, the 24/7 onsite RN at nursing homes that President Biden implemented will no longer be in effect. Under President Biden, a Registered Nurse (RN) was required to be on-site 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at nursing homes. As of December 2, 2025, that law has now been repealed by realDonaldTrump and SecKennedy. So much for caring about our elderly."

Having the son-in-law "advise" on deals and collect a fat check is just good business bro

“Ukraine is preparing to present a revised peace plan to the White House, as it seeks to avoid making territorial concessions to Russia. Kyiv is set to propose alternatives after President Volodymyr Zelensky again ruled out surrendering land, saying he had "no right" to do so under Ukrainian or international law.” Mungo should be grateful, Z is saving him from pulling a Neville Chamberlain.

Mango son-in-law Kushner is backing PSKY Paramount bid. Fak.

Even his mom says he looks worse than when his father-in-law beat him

NVDA must have had good earnings or some shit. Edit: wow, thanks guys, I couldn't tell that's what happened even with the 4 Robinhood breaking news alerts today. Poe's law in action.

It's about time Insurance companies get off the gravy train. People are just going to stop buying the shit. Regardless of the law or the banks. People with means will lead. Like me

I thought 🥭 signed a law saying the market can't be red

GM, just checked - still no rule of law in US :-* ;-D

You think the law decides? No it is the decider.

Got this awesome money making trick to share. If you ever want your stocks go up, sell slightly/somewhat OTM monthly covered calls. Due to Murphys law the stocks will immediately surge through your strike and be called away.

**"Craig Godineaux:** He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. He avoided the death penalty because his IQ was below 70, legally classifying him as "mentally retarded" under New York law at the time." a lot of you will avoid death penalty do not worry.

The year is 2026 Trial by Combat sponsored by the UFC and streaming on PSKY is now the rule of law You were caught throwing away a Christmas cup from Starbucks and you have been sentenced. Who do you choose as your champion to go against 🥭’s champion, Howard Lutnick

Depends what’s in your contract, if you’re hours are set then they can fuck off and keep comms tracked by email so that if they try some shady shit you’ve got proof of unfair dismissal (depends on employment law in your country)

The only person who gets more puss than 6’7 chad is 6’3 chad ..because of juggernaut law Apply this same logic, that’s why silver will outperform

You would think that some mm's placing bets (taking positions) would be quite fast to sue when the data they saw gets changed before being released to score political points. Great time to be a law firm imo.

can we just fuken go to war with venenuzela already jesus fuck. these boat streaks are so fuking weak bro looks like a big ass BUSSY violating international law.

Theoretically, it should correct itself. Law of supply & demand. If enough people can’t afford a Chipotle burrito, they will eventually have to lower their prices to stay in business etc.

It's not. Depends on countries' personal data protection law, but in some, releasing information about personal data leaks can't be delayed once discovered, or the company can be facing additional charges. And Korea now has a strong policy on personnal data protection. So no, it's not "totally legal" if they delayed releasing the news.

Why do all these companies announce offerings after market close? Is it a law or something or are they just insider trading

For anyone wondering why NVDA is always 180, it's really just one of those things. Sky is blue, grass is green, NVDA is 180. It just simply is. NVDA 180 is the 4th law of thermodynamics

Remember dudes 🥭 signed a law the markets can't be red

Apparently? It's the law of stonks.

law of averages bro. but I bet there's something even you can excel at.

My mother in law is having me hang on to 17.5k for her 🤔

Believe it or not... green day again.  🥭 signed a law the market can't be red

The law of inverse wsb means that he’ll die in like 2 months and spy goes to 300

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im waiting for 🥭 to do something, anything which causes markets to move like dissolving FOMC, martial law, South American war, dissolved congress, etc. etc. or nothing at all lmao.

🥭, probably: \*announces dissolved congress, enacts martial law and invasion of Venezuela, Colombia, Canada, Greenland, Nigeria\* spy: \*rallies to 900 before dumping hard\*

have to pay this law firm named GOLDBERG money soon. can we get anymore stereotypical up in hizzle?

They should offer free family law services.

Pros of being a europoor: coffee and cigarette breakfasts, law mandated midday nap, clock of work at 4pm never to be heard of again Pros of being an ameripoor: wages are 30% higher (prices are also 30% higher)

Still waiting on that proof. Also, rule of law.

lol why do you think that? And please do explain why Canadien weed companies are in correlation with USA law changes if that’s the argument you’re going for

No jaun is above the law

Listen up, chucklefucks. The pedo files are required by law to be released 12/19. War won't start UNTILL that week. RTX and ONDS calls for 12/26 PUTS on TLT and CALLS on GLD as oil, gold, and bond yields all about to go to Valhalla (i'm told this is in the sky, but need to do more research). I would saw get some SQQQ calls too... but I'm not confident enough that AI trade wont just keep ballooning away as we slide into a second WW2 (might be called WW2^(2) ?) Good luck, we're all counting on you.

My ex mother in law ran her fingers thru my hair one time when i was sitting at the table next to her ... I thought they was about to throw down .. shit got heated

My mother-in-law (divorced) was being extra friendly, flirty, and hands-on with me during Thanksgiving And my girlfriend was pissed 😠😠😠😠 I was just being polite & respectful for the entire day

Privacy in EU is soon dead EU countries reach breakthrough on chat-scanning law despite intense pushback "[...] messaging services such as WhatsApp and Signal would be allowed to voluntarily install software for automated chat monitoring, and the scope of such monitoring could even be expanded. Mandatory measures are to be reconsidered in the future." https://www.mpg.de/25788438/chat-control-eu-client-side-scanning

EU can't help themselves, regulation over everything Belgian Federal Police forgot to turn their VPN on - accidentally exposing their bot army that was promoting a mandatory data retention surveillance law within the EU's impact assessment https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/s/z4tDalBSmq

Dealerships are written into law because US is a country of middlemen.

Worst Thanksgiving ever. Someone told me how much I'm worth now (they have no clue) because of my inheritance. My inheritance is my mom died about 2 months ago. I wanted to slit his throat open in front of the whole family.  Sadly, I just left and went home like nothing happened. Wish him death on the way home. ..Edit..  For context.. Both of us by law aren't in the family. He's dating someone in the family, I'm just a "family friend". 

Father in law has consistently advised me to sell all my gold and silver, for 2 years. Did it again tonight. Never seen anything like his level of wrong, I’m just waiting for him to change his tune and then I’m dumping.