DOW

can we get the dow back to $50,000 again tomorrow?

The DOW is 50,000

Imagine the dow being worth $50,000! Think of all the dollars!

dow 50,000 is impossible and can't be done

Look if they going to allow betting, why not go ahead and do away with the limit loss of $3k/year. I'm not sure how much money the gov "makes" from this, but, if they killed it, it could bring more participants and more bets and maybe, just maybe, dow 50,000

"Oh my God, you have a micro penis!" "Yes, but the DOW is over 50,000."

It can’t just be me or did Pam Botox yesterday mentioning the DOW feel like a sell signal? The second she mentioned ATH I literally said out loud - “tomorrow is going to be a blood bath” and bought puts at open. Are they just getting more brazen with it or am I just cutting off circulation to my brain with this tin foil

Dow Jones is at 50k be grateful! You don't need water.

Do we need the Dow to crash to 5000 points so that Pam Bondi talks about Epstein?

I took a pic of DOW 50,000 and txt it to my wife. I'm literally responsible for this selloff

The dow is no longer over 50,000 

This bitch Pam Bondi jinxed us with her Dow 50k comment smh🤦

Welp, there goes the "Dow at 50000"...

Me at my next performance review: "Yes, I did 50% less volume but have you seen the Dow?"

100% We'll be lucky to end the year with DOW 45,000 now

i was told the dow was over 50k wtf

Pam better resign or algos gonna really sell off the DOW

I was gonna have this irregular mole checked out, but now the Dow is over 50,000. 🤷‍♂️

I wonder if we can ask Pam about the Einstein files now that the DOW is below 50k

Dow jones below 50k again HAHAHAHAHA

Wish I had the Dow Jones 50K excuse for how bad my plays were today

i wonder if anyone told her yet the dow is no longer 50,000

How can he be a pedo if the DOW is above 50 000? Checkmate nerds!

Nothing matters, the DOW is over $50,000 dol… lol.

1. dow dumps today 2. 2am tweet incoming 3. 3 day weekend 4. low volume trade day 5. Fri 13 jitters you win, dow will be up tomorrow.

It’s all good, the Dow is over 50,000

DOW down exactly 666.42. Evil number

Gonna make some "DOW $50,000" tee shirts

Funniest joke I've heard today. Thanks for the laugh. On an unrelated note I love how the market tanked a day after she brazenly said how DOW hit 50k and sp500 hit 7000...at an epstein hearing

Is the DOW still over 50,000???

Trump saying dow 50k shows the economy is great when in actuality it's because institutions are panic rotating into defensive boomer stocks and because mining equipment suppliers are booming because everyone is also panic buying commodities.

Pam Bondi bragging about Dow 50,000 during a pedophile hearing is the perfect indicator for a top lmao

Why couldn't this have happened yesterday right when Bondi said "Dow 50,000"?!

Bondi talking about the Dow was a top signal

With no DOW we are just left with pedos

Bondi, just release the whole Epstein files so we can focus on DOW and everyone’s 401k

DOW is the new QQQ

I just want to remind some of you younger people that I'm old enough that the 'end of the world' was in 2009 and then again in 2020, and people panicked again in April of last year thinking it was 'all over'. And now we're floating near DOW 50K. We're going to get another correction. It WILL happen. But the best thing most of you can do when you fuck up the timing is to sit tight and hold your shares. Options players RIP.

DOW trading at ATH and my port trading at -50%, we’re not the same lmao

You boys remember back when the DOW was 50k? That shit was good times. No bad in the world back then.

I’m going to start implementing the Bondi retort at work “This file was due yesterday and I still don’t have it” “The DOW is at 50…. The Dow is at.. why are you laughing”

Can we focus on Epstein again now that Dow is below 50,000?

The Dow might be under 50k now

THE DOW IS AT 50K

Was Bondi's Dow statement the Top Signal?

The Dow Jones is below 50k which means the people in the files must be investigated 

I was informed the DOW was over 50k

When you have a bad day, just think of how well the Dow is doing

THE DOW IS OVER 50

Bondi should be help in contempt of court she said dow was 50000 now it's under that.