DOW

Guess Pam Bondi is going to make the Dow to 60000.

THE DOW...... IS NEARING..... 50K.....

the DOW is literally just 500 pts away from saving our lives

🥭 tweets "dow 50000 isn't just a may may"

If the dow goes above 50k, what happens to the pedo investigation?

!banbet Dow 100k 1d

Last I checked the DOW is under 50k? Was the entire government just a lie all along?

#But the Dow is $50k 😤

Now I got the 🎶the DOW right now🎶 song stuck in my head

The Dow The Dow Right now 🎶 Got that song stuck in my head

How is the DOW 2/17/26: ❌ Not over 50 thou

the dow hasnt been the same since it got frame mogged

some of you lost money today because you didn't say thank you to the DOW, and it shows

If the DOW is over 50 thou remix doesn’t win song of the year at the Grammys next year I swear to god I’m going on a hunger strike until I perish in front of the Lincoln Memorial

If you were looking for a top signal, "DOW 50k" would like a word with you 

stupid ber, DOW index is not denominated by US dollars

The Dow is over $49,500

DOW is no longer 50k, can we arrest Drumpf now?

feeling like the clip of Pam Bondi talking about the dow would be such a perfect marker of the top

The Dow is 50k is the modern equivalent of let them eat cake. Majority of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. They can't afford to buy stocks. Rent prices are insane, so is food. Completely tone dead AG.

A relative on FB unironically posts about the dow 50000 thing with a few american flags and a Bible verse. His kids don't talk to him.

Kids in 2080 won’t even get the DOW 50 thou joke, they’ll think it’s a hoax that it was ever that high

Making ‘DOW OVER $50,000’ merch for the next crossing. Like tshirts, egg, and that “that was easy” button with Pam’s voice. How many can I put you down for?

Headline for tomorrow is gonna be "dow drops 800 points on renewed jobs fears" after the satanic MMs have convinced retail that nobody cares, 😂

broooo the DOW is soaring, what were those files about again?

"Sir, even the most retarded bulls arent falling for the fomobait, short squeezes anymore." "Squeeze it again." "But sire, they dont trust this market at all anymore. Are you sure thats a goo-" "I SAID SQUEEZE IT AGAIN DAMMIT IT I NEED THE DOW OVER 50000 OR IM GOING TO JAIL YOU STUPID GOYIM!!" Real conversation that happened across financial executive offices nationwide today.

if you buy you lose money, if you sell you're gay, there is no winning here :( and the dow is not at 50k points so that's even worse, how am I gonna do now

THE DOW IS UNDER 50 THOUSAND

say something about the dow again bondi, plz

I thought the DOW was over 50k

If the Dow stays under 50k then Pam might have to do her fucking job 💔

DOW $50K was a lie

DOW 50k was the top fs

The dow is green, the universe remains in balance.

# don’t forget we are free to talk about the Epstein files till the Dow pumps another percent Your move 🥭

They trying to make a run for DOW 50k again so that pedophilia is legal again L0L

Wen dow 50k?

Eyes of Pam Bondage glued to Dow 50000.

The dow is at 50,000!!!! 🤣

Taking forever for the Dow to go below 40000. Guess when money is involved nobody cares about the Epstein files.

Can I have Dow 5k just to fuck bondi

DOW went to 49k quickly

Pam bondi admitted that the Dow is a 50,000 as a gift from the demon baal for all the babies we sacrificed and you bought calls on that news….

Who else remembers when DOW was 50,000 👱‍♀️

Have we considered giving her written insults to say to whoever notices the Dow is down?

It's not what you think, babe, the dow is above 50k. What...? It isn't anymore?

So much dark money being used to prop the Dow. Like as if the government has trillions in USD to prop the Dow. If u love humanity bring the Dow down.

The DOW is not over 50k

the DOW is down..