DOW

Dow ain’t over 50000 anymore though. They will lock you up for anything now

It’s gotta be funnier than that You Gotta say like I sucked dick but it wasn’t 🌈 cuz the Dow is above 50 thousand dollars 

Probably recognized Dow Syndrome

I got pulled over on the way home for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. Told the officer, "But the Dow is over 50,000 man." Dude let me go with a warning. We can do anything now.

But dow Jones is at 50k and corn is down 50k

Dow is close to 50K so Iran attack is off the table

HOW BOUT DOW

Chipotle ceo will never live down the 100k comment much like the dow is 50, 0000 dollar comment. It's like their new catch phrases

say the magic word “dow 50k”

Nothing bad will ever happen again, they will never risk the dow like that

Just got pulled over by a trooper. He asked if I knew why he pulled me over. I said no but the Dow hit 50,000

Gonna bring up the Dow anytime I get caught lying and don't know what to say.

Welp, she jinxed it. The Dow may never see 50,000 again.

It's the new Mentos. Used to be you could flash an impish grin and use your thumb to pop off a Mentos from the top of a stack of them and you could get away with anything. Now you can just "You just don't want to talk about the DOW."

The DOW is not, in fact, over 50000.

The MOMENT T said dow 100k the whole market went into a tailspin... guy literally top ticked the market...

Weird week, weird times in the markets. NFP - positive Unemployment Rate - positive CPI - positive Equities - mixed. RTY/DOW - positive YTD ES/NQ - negative YTD 5months of sideways action, tightening of range. Is this longterm profit taking? Is this extreme hedging? Is this options gamma range?

500 MORE POINTS ON THE DOW AND YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS (GOON TIME)

"The DOW is at 50k!"

DOW under $50K so I guess I have no excuse not to clean the garage

It took 25 years for the DOW to come back to the same levels after the crash in 1929. Here we can't take 5 months of flat SPY

Nobody tell Pam Bondi the Dow is below 50 thousand dollars!

Well, at least the DOW is below 50k, removing the last reason to not do justice. ….right….? …you’re gonna do a justice now, right….?

hey guys tHe dOW iS 50,O0O DOllars

They need Dow over $50,000 to keep the billionaires in the files redacted

butt butt butt the Dow Jones is 50,000 🥺👉👈

My manager asked me why I did not complete my work? I told him Dow is over 50k

Someone PLEASE update Pam Bondi on the Dow!  Nothing else matters!!

look at the dow!!.... look at it!!!! -pb

Anyone remember when the dow was $50,000 and we couldn't investigate pedos? Those were the good old days

The dow is fight for it life right now.

Bears need to realize that they will not let this slip. This is all they have left. Dow 50k is the entire platform now

The Dow Jones is NOT $50k, that's what we should be talking about!

I was told the Dow is 50,000 and I am thriving in life. Why can’t I afford soup.

The Dow Jones has to be above 50k or the ruling class will be investigated  That was a warning to keep the market up 

Every time the Dow pumps, Pam.Bondi smiles.

#$50,000 DOLLARS OF DOW

“Wait a minute, if we keep the DOW above 50k, does that mean we’re helping the pedophiles? Is that what she’s implying?” “Dump it.”

Dow still above 49k, need to drop more to embarrass Pam Bondi.

Dow 50,000 but my stocks are down

Chat, does sex trafficking matter now that the DOW is under 50,000

THANKS PAM BONDI DOW WILL NEVER SEE $50,000 AGAIN 

Billionaire pedos and the DOW at 50k, name a more iconic duo.

Life was so much simpler back when the DOW was $50,000

# LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE DOW PALMN. I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY NOW 😡

Ouf the down I mean the DOW. I guess 50k was the trigger to sell back.

The Dow is over 50000!

Gonna do a line of blow off a toilet seat to celebrate dow $50k

The DOW, The DOWW… the DOW IS OVER $50,000 dollars!

Dow, nasdaq 100, Russell 2000. Sorry you’ve been hurt by meme stocks and massive speculation.