DOW

We need to get the DOW back over 50 thou before they start diddling kids again

#Dow at all time high, my port at all time low. ☯️

“Why do you want me to investigate a ring of evil deity worshipping cannibalistic kid diddlers, the DOW is up bigly gang” - The Attorney General of The United States

But have you seen the Dow?

Dow only worth $49,501 right now. Pathetic.

Mr. Dow Jones is a Marvel character

Bondi clearly said *dollars* when she touted Dow 50,000. This lady thinks there are 50,000 *dollars* in the Dow.💵🤔💸

[how, is the dow right now?](https://youtube.com/shorts/_vGonMV2oWU?si=4U7S8bD68FW1pvXp)

Gf mad this weekend, point to the Dow. HOA upset about the lawn furniture, point to the Dow. Pulled over for speeding, point to the Dow.

💋 💓 DOW ♥️ 🥰

they eat babies but the dow, the dow is at 49500 dollars bro

Did you know the DOW was over 50k though?

I thought no one cared about the DOW?

Was pissing at my neighbor’s fence, he caught me. When he confronted me about this bad behavior, I told him “Dow is above 50000”. He checked his phone and showed me that it was at 49500. Now I’m caught pants down.

**I THOUGHT THE DOW WAS OVER 50,000 POINTS** 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Wife saw in my email where I sent my side chick some chocolate covered strawberries and was pissed. I said, "Baby you can't leave me on Valentine's Day!". "The hell you say!" she yelled. "But baby the Dow is over 50,000!" I exclaimed. Then she gave me my V-day BJ, works every time.

Dow pinned here is the chemical company and NOT the Dow industrials index?

Oh shit the dollar fell below 1/50,000th of a Dow.

Yes but dow 50k

Maybe Iran will be spared if they point out the Dow Jones is above 50 thousand dollars?

Dow hit 50k and Europeans still cared.

SCOTUS to postpone tariff ruling if DOW doesn’t hit 50k by Thursday close

VVIX has been above the 100 range for most of 2026, VIX has been trending up into the 20s in feb. Meanwhile VIX futures months structure starting to show signs of backwardsdation. All the meanwhile spx and ndx (aside from the Dow prolly due to rotations) struggling to make meaningful moves up. Feel like there's gonna be something that causes this mkt to snap down, a black swan event (may be ai related, may be 🥭 related)..

It’s also ironic because only Pedos follow the Dow. Everyone else, including prosecutors, follow more legitimate indices.

New rules pedos walk free as long as the Dow is over 49k.

Now that Dow under 50k, can we prosecute some pedos?

*HOW IS THE DOW*🫴🎶🕺

"Mr u/Rockasaurusrex you are hereby charged with grand larceny and fraud, how do you plead?" "I plead DOW over 50,000 your honor." "Fuck, you're free to go then."

She’s CEO of the Dow

The DOW is **under** 50,000! 😡

Good morning to all Bondi and DOW fans https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUtrLzjCSsL/?igsh=MWdxcWltazhpNzF4YQ==

The dow! The dow is over 50,000! I don't know why you're all laughing.

Looking at the Dow the Epstein files ain't gonna be released right?

Wow Dow earnings growth is basically stable with inflation while tech is double digits?

#iamgine the dow lady now LMAOOO SHIT GOING UNDER 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS LADY

The 5 year return for the DOW versus NASDAQ is now 2% apart.

Dow back to 50k and pedophilia and rape legal again. Some CEOs gona be thirsty over this long weekend.

My wife wants to talk about my Draftkings account. The dow is at 50000. The NASDAQ is at all time highs. We should be taking about that!

#DID YOU KNOW THE DOW IS AT 50,000!? #DID YOU SAY THANK YOU????

OMG Dow down 600 Pts!1! (out of 50,000 fucking points)

BUT THE DOW IS AT FIFTY THOUSAND

Dow 50,000

she's a 10 but she doesn't know what a dow is

#DOW 50,000

He said dow 100k by end of his term. I'm cool with that

Luigi gona walk free because the Dow will be over 50,000.

Is the Dow still 50,000 ??!!!

DOW $50K DOJ

Dow ain’t over 50000 anymore though. They will lock you up for anything now

It’s gotta be funnier than that You Gotta say like I sucked dick but it wasn’t 🌈 cuz the Dow is above 50 thousand dollars