DOW

PayPal is as relevant as the Dow. So not at all

Couldn’t resist the Dow fomo pump. Now back to bed 🛌

the DOW is green 🤣

DOW, PR

Dow, SP500, VIX, Crypto, and all major commodities except natgas are down. Bonds and DXY going up. Not sure what the fuck this means... short term deflation?

They're all green except the DOW, but everything is heading sharply upward as of about 20 minutes ago

According to Dow Jones Market Data, Nvidia is larger than the GDP of every country in 2024 except for the U.S. and China. THAT IS MY KING NVDA 👑😍

lol who talks about the Dow besides no one?

Dow wins today 🤔

Dow falls tech pumps

Are you an idiot? Dow up almost 400 points, gold up, tech up, and crypto slightly down…

Dow finally woke up and went green with nasdaq and s&p. Just like the boomers that love Dow so much, it takes them a while to get going in the morning.

Remember the final year before a big crash is always a banger. 1928 dow ripped 50 percent. 1999 nasdaq went up 100 percent. In 2028 SPY will go up another 50 percent and then we will crash.

This particular government shutting down is super bullish If 🥭 just went golfing until 2028, Dow up 2% every day

Guggenheim Securities upgraded Microsoft shares to Buy from Neutral and issued a price target of $586 in a research note Monday. The move means all 61 firms polled by FactSet now rate the stock a Buy or equivalent. It is the only name in the S&P 500 with a unanimous Buy rating, according to Dow Jones Market Data.

DOW chemicals rally continues!

Dow Jones Industrial Average futures up 0.7% S&P 500 futures up 0.8% Nasdaq futures up 0.9%.

Can't recall the last time I saw weekend DOW up 200+, lol ber

Guess futures everyone. Nasqaq up 25 Dow 10

#Weekend Dow rippin hard LMAO🤌

Trump linked to "Dow rallies 400 points for first close above 47,000 ever following mild inflation report: Live updates", bro is rigging this shit for sure

Weekend dow is even dumber than TSLA price action

Damn someone said weekend dow was red so i looked and it was. Guess we dump next week

weekend dow blood red -0.04% bul is fuk

Quick name seven DOW stonks

it's bled from +270 dow to +200 dow in last 5 min...

MY GOODNESS dow pumped to +270 instantly

Dow could get the first ever 47 close tomorrow

Dow today, tech tomorrow? Seems like it likes to flip-flop

dow jones trying to ruin the party

These report tomorrow at open🐂 AAL 🐻 DOW 🐂 HON

Agree. I'm down $5k in DOW, not selling now. I collect the divided and pray each quarter. I'm like 70% cash right now. Got out of Amazon before the crash, thankfully decent profit. I don't see anything I like. Maybe oil, I'm sitting in SGOV

I'm holding DOW, reports tomorrow. I just know I'm gonna get blown wide open. Can't wait

If you're waiting for a 🥭tweet to save your ass, keep an eye on the DOW, he gets really agitated if it drops more than 500 pts in one day for some reason. He probably has prepared a "I highly respect President Xi, a great friend, we will make the greatest trade deal ever" and just waiting until Barron loaded up on calls before hitting SEND.

I’d like to speak to this “Dow Jones” fella 

The Dow is soaring at ATH’s you f*gs

Breaking: Dow closes at record high

Dow flying. Go boomer stocks!

fuking boomers and this stupid dow pump, wtf

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS # ON YET ANOTHER # BRAND SPANKING NEW # DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE ALL TIME HIGH!!!! # IT ONLY TOOK 2.5 DAYS FROM WHEN BEARS WERE CALLING FOR A STOCK MARKET CRASH

Boomers in shambles. Luckily they are stiffly in the DOW and GLD.

Rotation into Dow as a safe haven?

Today they’re forcing dow above 47k. The rest is secondary as long as sp above 6700 and ndq above 25k. It’s like right there in the open.

Why don't the Dow just fly to 50k points today? Hey man, let's have fun!

I learned a lot when I missed out on the bull run of 2023, waiting for the Dow/SPY to fall before getting back in. That when when I realized that my skepticism was what was making other people money, the days it would constantly grind up, I remember there was one period where it went up 13 days in a row in July 2023. [The Dow just posted its best winning streak since the 1980s. Why it keeps going higher](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/26/the-dow-is-riding-its-longest-winning-streak-since-2017-heres-why.html) In this market, the way you make money is actually off of people with bearish/cautious positioning, tilting them until they can't take it anymore and buy in at the top. I eventually bought back in around then took a hit initially.

everywhere V's (sp, dow, nasdaq, russel, gold)

Errmmm hate to say but we are nasdaq and Dow

Weekend DOW getting wrecked.

tf is this weekend dow "86% of client accounts are **short** on this market "

#Hi guys, happy 1987 crash day Monday, October 19, 1987 was a global, severe and largely unexpected stock market crash. Worldwide losses were estimated at US$1.71 trillion. Dow jones fell 23% in one day.