DOW

Its ok guys, the dow is still green.

CALL THE DOJ. THE DOW IS BELOW 50,000. THEY MAY HAVE TO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK NOW

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the DOW?

Mods better fix the the widget to show the correct DOW (OVER 50,000) and not the lame DOW or I will report to DOJ. This is criminal.

Nasdaq is pretty down, world isn’t over unless the Dow goes; didn’t you know, it’s 50k?

DOW hit 49,700, $300 more and 🇺🇸 is the best

[How is the Dow?](https://youtube.com/shorts/_vGonMV2oWU?si=_xUjo4K8itG5VNcw)

So many bitches are open to short, good luck. Dow 60,000

I miss the Jeffrey Epstein victim Dow Jones 50K meme

They should revise DOW and introduce a floor of 50k

landlord just asked me to cough up rent. uhhhh how do i tell em that the DOW is over 50k?

Just tell them Dow is over 50k

Poor Tip: If you go into a grocery store then start eating everything in there and the Dow is over $50k, the cops can’t arrest you. Laws no longer apply.

Pro Tip: If you get pulled over and the Dow is over 50k you can't get a ticket. Laws no longer apply

But the Dow is over ….

The Dow is not over 50,000. We're cooked!

🎼The Dow, the Dow right now… is over 50 thou… 🎵 I can’t get it out of my head. Song of the year. 😭

I think we're going to start pumping tech into and week of NVDA earnings while they sell the Dow. S&P remains flat for next month.

Dow 50k, BTC 50k. Balanced as it should be.

Why does anybody even care about whether they find a job when the Dow is 50k

Dow deez nuts

The American people need to know this How is the Dow?

Plead the fifth? ❌ Plead the DOW is at $50,000✅

So do we or do we not want voldamort to achieve 100k Dow by the end of his term?

He forgot to check what DOW is at right now before fondling the kid

mango can just keep saying dow is at 50, 60, 70k every month as long as the dollar keeps crashing, the dow will never fall in dollar terms

The Dow hit 50k

Jobs revised down by 1 million lol That isn’t just an error it’s a new reality lmao 🤣 But the Dow is at 50,000 you dummies do not question the supreme leader

If DOW hits 50k this week, I’ll touch myself twice

Yep can’t have bondi going into the next hearing screening the Dow is at 25,000

Market getting ready for trade deals with Iran and Russia, DOW $100,000

r/regardedmemes auto-tune the dow

🎵 🎵 the Dow, the Dow right now, is over 50 thou! I don’t know why you’re laughing that’s what we should be talking about! 🎶 🎵

Dow not 50k no mo Pam!

Does it really matter if the Dow is over 50,000 doll hairs?

The more important story is they invested in the DOW before it hit 50k

Mommy I’m scared… the Dow isn’t above 50,000

Can someone explain dow 50k to an actual regard (my friend not me)

Well the Dow is no longer over 50k. Wonder what Pam bondi has to say…

Is the weekend Dow fake and 🌈 like technical analysis?

It's what we should be talking about, not about that other thing that isn't the Dow.

Dow is near 50,000, does knowing the Dow make me a good stock trader now? 🌚

Bro that auto tune the Dow video was hilarious. Come on mods

> Attorney General Pam Bondi on Wednesday responded to House Democrats' heated questions about the Trump administration's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files by chastising them for ignoring stock market gains and other of President Donald Trump's political wins. >"The Dow is over 50,000 right now," Bondi said in sworn testimony before the House Judiciary Committee after Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., slammed her and the Department of Justice for the lack of indictments of possible co-conspirators of the convicted sex predator Epstein. I think it is now obvious the last thing this ho does is attorney general shit. She’s on here buying 0dte calls on $DIA every day lmao

Dow shall covet thy neighbors wife

Why was the Dow song removed. That was hilarious.

Why tf was the Dow song removed

The Dow is **UNDER** 50,000!!

How is the dow. Who is the dow What us the dow WHY. Is the dow