DOW

Every tike the dow drops further below 50k, the island gets even bigger.

Once the dow goes under 50,000 again it's time to long epstein

Even at 40000, the Dow is still good. Maybe a 10000 Dow would only have an effect?

Pam at next hearing: Dow over 40k!

Jesus Christ somebody check on the DOW

The Dow is at 49,500 doesn't have the same ring to it

When are we getting the Dow 50k hats? 

"THE DOW IS AT 50K" well not anymore fuckass, tell yo bitch ass president to pump this bitch up

The Dow THE DOW IS OVER 50000

Nobody tell Pam that the Dow is under 50k 💔

Omg, that woman was just run over by a cement truck! Eh, the DOW is over 50k. Calm down.

The DOW being $50,000 was not a meme.

Bondi screaming the Dow is 50,000 will be the forever top

They were parading 50k dow like they won the game and you thought that was a buy signal?

Now we won't have DOW 50,000 for another decade

If the DOW breaks down, theres nothing left.

Why is DOW 50,000 trending but not "S&P is almost 7000"?

Dow 50k is an example of the Mandela Effect, it never happened, Bondi didn’t even say dollars if you listen as well

DOJ: We can't prosecute pdf files if DOW is over 50,000. DOW: Aight, Imma dip then.

50K Dow is the top isn’t it?

But the 50k Dow!!!!!!!

Have you ever said thank you once about how the Dow is doing?

Dow to 100k in 3 years. Mango promised!

Up 700 on dow

Wheres pam bondi fine ahhh to pump up the DOW

When you know there isn't gonna be a 2nd date but at least she knows the DOW is over 50k

The dow is a lot of insider monies

dow is 50k, who cares about the usd

Did you know the Dow dropped below 50,000?!?!

All 3 big indices are up Dow up 110pts. S&P up 16pts and Nsdq just turned green. Bears. are. fucked.

Long Dow futures because of Pam

Dow 50 thou, never forget to forget epstein.

NDX down, SPX flat, DOW up since October. I smell a market downturn brewing.

The DOW under 50k on President’s Day is unAmerican

The Dow is at 50000 and that's what we should be talking about right now

So Pentagon works with OpenAI but not Anthropic. If you don't let AI bros take over the earth you get bulldozed down. Gonna pick winners and losers, affordability crisis gets worse, country's citizens gets robbed and pillaged with corruption until nothing is left and we're all slaves. Future generations used like a piggy bank with more and more debt to keep the line going up up up. But at least DOW will be 100,000 amirite guys?

That's the dow stock. It's a diff company

Why is it saying DOW is 32.48 on the board? I thought it was over 50000 thou..

idk why yall are stressing pam said dow was 50000 so everythings fine

The Dow fell below 50k. You’re out of luck.

no matter what atleast the dow hit 50k the other week all is well

The dow the dow right now is over 50 thou https://youtube.com/shorts/_vGonMV2oWU?si=usmcO91CycEyhqJ5

SPY is flat and the Dow is up (futures)... Why are you all freaking out on a day the market is closed and futures are basically flat?

I have an investment theory: the Dow Jones won’t remain above 50,000 until a major public figure is arrested over the Epstein scandal, following Pam Bondi’s remarks. In Brazil, we call this “zika”, a football superstition. It means bringing bad luck by talking too confidently or too early, basically the same idea as jinxing something.

Its ok guys, the dow is still green.

CALL THE DOJ. THE DOW IS BELOW 50,000. THEY MAY HAVE TO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK NOW

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the DOW?

Mods better fix the the widget to show the correct DOW (OVER 50,000) and not the lame DOW or I will report to DOJ. This is criminal.

Nasdaq is pretty down, world isn’t over unless the Dow goes; didn’t you know, it’s 50k?

DOW hit 49,700, $300 more and 🇺🇸 is the best