DOW

#the secret clause in the U.S. Constitution: #“If the Dow revisits former presidential highs or lows, the incumbent is automatically impeached and the previous commander-in-chief returns to the Oval Office wielding a Bloomberg terminal as a scepter.” #LMAO🤌

Dear President Pump, please command the DoW to fight back against this war on Christmas. This could be the 10th war you stop this year because you are so strong and powerful. I’m not afraid to say it even though they’ll cancel me, Merry Christmas.

Dear President Pump, please command the DoW to fight back against this war on Christmas. This could be the 10th war you stop this year because you are so strong and powerful. I’m not afraid to say it even though they’ll cancel me, Merry Christmas.

The Dow is barely down. V incoming as usual

🥭 update today: changing Department of War (DOW) to Department Of Offense we like offense DOn’t we fOlks (DOODOO)

Shares: LYB, DOW, CAG.

Thought Dow wouldn’t go above 45, now Dow 50 seems hard to get. Alas, she keeps crawling up there

Nothing will rattle this bull market besides a -1000 Dow

Candidate to replace J. Powell: Kevin Hasset 1999 published book: Dow 36,000: The New Strategy for Profiting From the Coming Rise in the Stock Market

lol the pre market barcoding yesterday on Dow was pretty neat. Now it’s all three major indexes

Divi paying boomer stocks. Dow and chill

wtf is happening with Dow futures? looks like the barcode on on the bottle of titos in my desk drawer.

Dow is gonna rip tomorrow

DOW futes pumping 100 point like anyone cares about it.

Dow taking off

Back in my day, we only had the Dow and every day was green 👴🏼

Nah. We’re cooling off for a couple days while they hunt stop losses and pretend the Russell matters the DOW isn’t nitro gay.

So the Fed picks are down to Kevin "Wrote 'Dow 36000' right before the dotcom crash" Hassett and Kevin "Bernanke's right hand man as we walked into the 2008 crisis" Warsh 🥭 expect his new Fed chair to defer to him on interest rates, which he wants at 1% or lower by next year The American experiment was nice while it lasted

Uhh friendship with NASDAQ has ended, DOW JONES is new best friend..?

the dow kinda sayin, "opps we got a little crazy yesterday, w/ towtrucks n snowblowers"

CNBC Cherry picking their headline. “Dow higher…” yeah, but the averages that matter are down.

Dow Jones my new daddy

Guess it’s time to buy a Dow 50,000 cap

This is a boomer market. If you were in the Dow youre doing fine. Tech is shit.

Benzinga had a great article 5 hrs ago.  He tweeted regarding the Dow being ATH- 30 companies- but SnP was not at ATH. Even though it followed, its immediately dipping AH again like it has been- bc 450 of those companies are way underperformed and the rest especially mag7 and AI are overvalued. SnP is only up about 1% from 2 mos ago and 3% from 3 months ago, which is very slow, and considering the wild swings and dips along the way, its really not doing good. Edit: well at least we'll get the Santa rally bc I he doesn't get that his poll numbers will crater and he'll lose all midterms.

You are not going to see this banner often: DOW +650, Russel: + 1.25% S&P flat, Ndaq -100 and $BTC -1200

DOW 50K SP 7K EOD!!!

I need to get me some of that dow jones

The Dow is up 12k since April followed by almost 10k on nasdaq and 2k on Spx 👍🏽👍🏽

Prepare your Dow 50 k hats🥳

wtf is pumping the Dow like that ?!?

DOW up over 550 leading the Santa Rally - Nasdaq to follow 🧑‍🎄

dow jones in literal shrek dick mode

Dow Jones and SP500 are getting divorced

rallying it with small caps and boomer dow

Rotation from Nasdaq into Dow Jones and Russell 2000

Dow Jones is your new daddy

Dow jones lol

Why is dow pumping while everything else is shit?? Is it just orcl spooked nq?

Dow is not proportional to market cap. A few big names dominate SPY and QQQ, so the indexes tend to track those big positions even if the smaller index components move in the opposite direction.

Should i just trade DIA instead of SPY, dow jones is pumping

Keeping Dow and nasdaq balanced

Dow up 1%, SPY bleeding? What is going on.

ROTATE TO THE DOW CALLS

I knew these fucking Dow calls would pay off eventually

DOW rippin

Why so ber here? Dow and RSP mooning, ATH in several ETFs. Midcaps skyrocketing 

this suks,,,,dow hits record like WTF

Dow and qqq inverse today

Dow pumpn, nasdaq rugn