DOW

Every time she said Dow, I had less confidence that she knows what it is.

\*gets pulled over for after deleting 12 beers\* officer: "you just ran over 3 school children" me: "well officer the dow is at 50k" officer: "ya true ok u all good have a good night sir"

My wife caught me looking at porn and I told her “THE DOW JONES IS AT 50 thousand DOLLARS”

Congressman, I plead the Dow Jones 5k

I heard DOW had a hearing today

American family in 2030 be like: Dad: “I got laid off today.” Mom: “The gym teacher, Jeffery, is texting our 13-year-old daughter inappropriately.” Grandma; “I have Turbo cancer & Alzheimers from the @pfizer shots - and no insurance coverage’ President: Dow is at 50k!!!

The AG wants to talk about the DOW and S&P not her actual job duties 🤣

Guys I don’t think you heard the attorney general. She said the Dow is at 50,000, that is clearly a priority for anyone trying to distract you from child predators.

THE DOW IS AT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLHAIRS 😂

My kid just punched a hole in the wall. When I confronted him he just said "You just don't want to talk about the DOW being 50k". I then calmed down and offered him a mentos with a huge smile on my face and everyone else in the house clapped.

the officer: sir, why do you have 19 dvds of Click with Adam Sandler shoved in your pants? me: THE DOW IS OVER 50,000! THE NASDAQ IS FLYING HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm gonna start using the DOW 50k thing to deflect any kind of conversation I don't like from now on too. "WTF, why did you vomit and shit all over the bed last night?!" "Well, I don't know why you keep avoiding talking about the fact that the DOW was at 50k." Case. Closed.

Damn today was rough. Got a flat tire on the way to work. Got there and spilt coffee on my shirt. On the way back home a rock flew off a truck in front of me and busted my windshield. Got home and found out my wife has a new boyfriend. Thank god for the DOW being at 50k.

My wife: You asshole, I cant believe you fucked your secretary! Me: The DOW is over 50,000!

“who cares about the survivors? the DOW is 50,000!” and permabulls cheer this shit on because they’re pedo enablers

Yup, the second most important stock in the Dow... makes tractors

"why havnt you done jck shit about all the rich elite pedos?" "DOW IS AT 50,000 THATS WHAT WE SHUD BE TLKING ABOUT" ffs

TIL the dow is PRICE weighted, not market cap weighted. so if you 10/1 split your weight in the index goes down 90% for no particular reason lmao. total retard index.

out of all the bondi clips from today watching her stutter about DOW performance in a hearing about a satanic PDF club made my jaw drop

Wife: why you fck ur bf? Me: the DOW is at 50000!!!!

when Pam Bondi was asked by congress under oath why she won't arrest anyone on the epstein list, she said because the DOW just hit 50K. these are not real people.

like the bible says, there's no crime if the dow is over 50,000

How fuckin funny would it be if shit cratered after Bondi goes "meh meh meh did you see the Dow?" Like you're not orange man, lady you can't say stuff like that 🤌

why does our attorney general give a solitary fuck what the DOW is at?? evil ass witch

Now that the dow is over 50k, raping children should be ignored apparently. Impressive regardation from the AG

Market Manipulation at its finest. Pam Bondi telling on the Blanca casa rn and we pumping! Pedo is ok when DOW is over 50k!! Lookin ass drop this bitch right now

Bondi trying to look good by bringing up DOW was not on my list of madness for today lmao

Dow is up $50,000 right now!

dow jones going for the 4th record high

Pam bondi touted dow 50k in Epstein hearing, 🤦‍♂️

Pedophilic sex trafficking of minors? Nah THE DOW

She goes - who cares about this epstein shit? we need to be thinking about the DOW and the S&P... Cant make this shit up lmao

Common people!!!! Everybody got a job!!!! And THE orange said DOW to 100000! I don't know why he cares about DOW, but the number will be gigantic!!!

Dow under 50k again. Mango jinxed it.

Of course they’re faking data. Gotta get the Dow to 100,000 remember?

You're assuming the market is operating off of supply and demand. It hasn't for around 5 years, spx, nasdaq, and dow have become socialized savings bank for the people. No matter what happens pensions, retirements, and joe scmoe with 50k are gonna dump their money in them and the fed will artificially ensure they don't crash.

Nonfarm payrolls increased by 130,000 for January. Above the Dow Jones consensus estimate for 55,000. 2.4 times difference.

Mango keep cookin the books like this we will be to Dow 100k by summer!

The Dow literally finished yesterday with a topping tail, but let's not spoil the surprise for everyone.

If you look at the Dow 1y, 5, and All Time chart and don’t see an actual unsustainable parabolic shape beginning to occur, You are as insolent as ber

ber's life captured in a nutshell today lmao: - indexes sit near ATH most of the day - indexes go flat momentarily before all flipping green midday - indexes closes slightly red in the last trading hour while Dow breaks another record - indexes all go back above Monday's closing price the same afternoon within the first hour of premarket

I cant believe dow is up. I always thought dow jones had down syndrome

My great grandfather saw the DOW at 100. My grandfather saw the DOW at 1,000. My father saw the DOW at 10,000. I saw the DOW at 50,000. My children will see the DOW at 100.

Topping tail on the Dow. GGs.

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Market being pinned here sucks. Put money in global etfs and the Dow jones. Spy is stalled out and just performing terribly

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dow hanging on for life

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