DOW

Bondi screaming her bimbo head off about the Dow and Nasdaq was the top. Great job you stupid bitch.

Imagine losing it all on tech calls instead of being a dow jones mega chad

dow might hold, but SPY going to shit real quick

Pedophilia is legal so long as the Dow is over 50

not doing any work so long as the dow is over 50,000

What’s the DOW got to do with anything? Lol.

Sure he raped kids but have you seen the dow? 50,000! Fucking loser.

January 2118. Spy finally breaks 700 right before its expiration date. The Dow hit 100k almost 90 years ago. You go home and celebrate with dinner and wine with your Tesla sex robot.

Work just asked me why my productivity has been slipping and where the project is at Took a page out of bondis book and replied “THE DOW IS AT 50K, MARKET NEAR HIGHS, THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT”

My dog chewed up his dog bed When I got upset with him, he put his paw up pointing to CNBC Where it says DOW Jones 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS 

Strap the fuck in boys, Dow is at 50K

Kid diddling is legal once the DOW hits $50k guys. You didn’t read the fine print?

What does the DOW have to do with anything?

Dow From early 2018 to early 2022, DJI increased 37%. From early 2022 to early 2026, DJI is up 37%. What are the chances that while everyone cheers DJI hitting 50,000, it ends up marking the top for a while?

the dow is over 50000!!

Bondi was talking like she was on this thread and not under oath. “Guys are we really talking about kid diddlers? The DOW and Nasdaq are pumping”

Epstein files? # THE DOW IS UP EVERYONE

The DOW is over 50,000!

WTF… is going on? The DOW is over 50,000!!!!

Another day of Boomer DOW leading index QQQ lowest 🤮🤮🤮

The Dow hit 50,000

No matter what she says in the morning, all you gotta say "The dow hit 50,000"

Imagine she sucking your D while screaming “DOW is over 50,000!”

According to Bondi, why should anyone be talking about the Epstein thing when the Dow is at ATHs? How the market is going up and making everyone rich with through their 401ks is what everyone should be talking about. This is why the market won't crash. As long as it stays high, people won't become angry enough to do anything and Mango will continue to do and say whatever he wants. SPY 700 is inevitable.

Officer: I caught you going 70 in a 30 Me: the dow is 50,000 dollars???

Pam Bondi hyping the Dow lmao Christ our shit is so fucked.

They better hope the dow jones stays above 50,000 or they'll no longer have something other than the Epstein files that we should be talking about.

Just watched the Bondi Dow clip today That dude literally stared at the camera like “can you believe this shit?”😭😭😭

Wait… it’s over 50,000? With four zeroes? …the DOW???

I would’ve been concerned but not anymore because the Dow is over 50k baby

They eat human meat but dow is over 50k so its alright wtf is going on in US

Honestly, genuinely, truly, the DOW 50k comment is the greatest shit of all time. Absolute banger of an argument winner against anything. Against people from either isle. Shuts the whole convo down and pisses em off immediately lmao.

you don't get it. The DOW is over 50,000

The DOW is over 50,000.....

Dentist: how often have you been brushing??? Steve Bannon: THE DOW IS OVER 9000

Wife says we can't name the baby Dow Jones, you guys

The more the dow, the more kids pedos can buy. So, she is happy.

What business is it of Pam Bondi what the price of Dow is?

When you’re ruled by child trafficking pedos but the Dow Jones industrial average is over 50,000

I am just going to shout out DOW and SPY numbers when anyone accuses me of anything from now on.

Imagine undercooking steak just to afford the dow

My wife was giving me shit about her steak being a little too rare for her and I said, THE DOW IS 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS

Dow doubling tomorrow folks. Last chance

Asked the wife what was for dinner and why she always looks like she's texting someone on her phone and she just said the DOW is over 50,000. What does that mean??

Why are you always drunk when you come home golfing with your buddies? DOW 50000!!!!

Every time she said Dow, I had less confidence that she knows what it is.

\*gets pulled over for after deleting 12 beers\* officer: "you just ran over 3 school children" me: "well officer the dow is at 50k" officer: "ya true ok u all good have a good night sir"

My wife caught me looking at porn and I told her “THE DOW JONES IS AT 50 thousand DOLLARS”

Congressman, I plead the Dow Jones 5k

I heard DOW had a hearing today