CVNA

P/E on CVNA 80. I guess that still looks cheap compared to TSLA.

CVNA

Don't panic everyone. The safe haven stock, CVNA, is green.

Which one of you degens is propping up CVNA?

Gonna get ass blasted on CVNA puts. Miss earnings. Steadily lower EPS for the last 4 quarters. People ain't buying cars. But yeah. Let's get 5 analysts to upgrade them this week.

All in CVNA 340 weekly calls. The fraud will continue.

Cvna the fraudulent used car dealer is up 7% today. We’re so back.

HTZ red CVNA green all the time. HTZ pump coming

CVNA got an upgrade. Hurry up and buy into a fraudulent predatory lender while defaults skyrocket.

Thanks whoever the idiot was who bought a 325 0DTE CVNA call from me for 500$. You’re the best.

Yesterday, I talked to director of a small engineering company which has real profits and margins. He makes about half a milly per year. He talked about all this you can only get rich by creating value and shit. Then I look at the heads of Tsla, Cvna, Pltr.

CVNA?

CVNA rallying after hours on the ER is absolutely ludicrous

For tomorrow's open: - If NVDA tanks its earnings report, then ATM puts on: - AFRM SMR RGTI CVNA PLTR APP OKTA ZS SOFI Tomorrow will be interesting *"may you live in interesting times"* --ancient chinese curse

This is what we call a dead cat bounce folks. Short CVNA and CACC - thank me later

Buying LEAP puts on CVNA and hoping AMZN makes a go at this low hanging fruit just how GOOG did with flights

CVNA and DASH are two calm ports in the storm

TSLA needs to be ✂️✂️✂️ CVNA 🐖🐖🐖🐖 fat pig

TSLA or CVNA are probably the most ludicrous valuations currently

Is Chanos still short CVNA?

The fact that CVNA was green on a day like today where market is broadly negative just proves how frothy and overpriced this market still is

CVNA +3% when the greater market is red proves how unhealthy and frothy this regarded market is.

CVNA bad auto loans on the books cancelled, stock will go to 600 straight.

CVNA cooked? AMZN GONNA EAT THEM ALIVE

$CVNA shorts will retire me.

Puts on Carvana (CVNA). Shady bookkeeping, subprime loans. Poised for a spectacular crash.

Cvna, BE, OKLO, BMNR

Which one to ground first: TSLA or CVNA?

The fact that a POS like CVNA is this green for no reason while the greater market is down is pretty solid evidence of how unhealthy and frothy this regarded market is.

everyone's red except CVNA, the thing i have puts on. POS

Lol CVNA looks like it was able to dump those rotten leasing contracts.

Scam CVNA pumped more than +20% in 2 trading days. Make it make sense lol

Who TF has EVER bought a car from CVNA???

CVNA being green, even if slightly, on a red day proves how regarded this market is

Some day someone will time the CVNA short perfectly

I keep waiting to buy puts but feels like trying to time CVNA...

#Fuck r/bogleheads. PLTR TSLA CVNA is unstoppable LMAO

CVNA gonna crash like a cheap car bought online.

The dip buying has begun in mid caps, RDDT/CVNA

Someday the gravity of subprime auto defaults will catch up to CVNA and it would be beautiful to see

Cvna is headed to $40

Carvana (CVNA) PUTS for the win. 🔥🚗🔥

Carvana (CVNA) stock collapse continues

I don't know what Peggy Gou would choose. Maybe CVNA

There are a few tickers that are propped up because it's just more profitable for mms to destroy everyone who bets against them. Those are CVNA, TSLA, and PLTR.

If you want to short cvna or tsla, which one gou choose?

I think Hindenburg Research was spot on, but that they were a year early. I don't think CVNA will be able to survive the coming collapse in the subprime auto loan business.

CVNA 2.70 by June for sure.

Barely timed the 1DTE SPY 270 put correctly today for a 1 option 120% win (small street bets?) June CVNA 280 puts did well. Buying $10k more June CVNA 270 puts tomorrow.

Carvana (CVNA) puts. House of cards