CVNA

If CVNA can do it, OKLO can do it?

Woke up Still mad CVNA included in S&P 500

We need a whistle blower at CVNA to expose this fraud

I think CVNA is the fakest company in the S&P and I also would not short it

How does the CVNA ponzi continue to be so strong?

CVNA being added to the index at fucking 440 literally has me thinking about rebalancing my 401 and IRA to 0% spx exposure.

Mods are asleep, someone make another CVNA thread.

Now that my Rddt shares got called away, is it a good time to short CVNA

Wonder how the regards who yolo’d their inheritance from nana on $CVNA at $100 and sold at $4 are feeling right now…

Imagine CVNA in SP500 before jerkmate ranked?!

Imagine listing CVNA in the S&P 500 before WallStreetBets

When TSLA went in the S&P at least they had pie in the sky future goals. COIN went in and it raised my eyebrow. CVNA? They've shed all decorum and this shit is degeneracy chasing like the rest of us

If CVNA can be in the SPY then you can accomplish anything

Can we buy puts on CVNA now?

Anyone who is feeling down and out, please remember that you still have value. Someone loves you and you can still find the love of your life and all of your dreams will come true. It happened for CVNA, so it can happen for you too <3

objectively, cvna has given better returns than sofi

first post i see is about CVNA getting added to s&p, just ruined my weekend

Can't decide if I'm a genius for selling my CVNA puts this morning or a retard for buying them in the first place.

DAMN.. shouldve bought cvna at $4

My avg cost for CVNA shares is 38. Do I sell on Monday or hold until 500?

CVNA is unstoppable🤡🤡

Wow CVNA in S&P500, might as well add Nikola, Luckin Coffee, and Rigetti Quantum in there too!

The one good thing I'll say about CVNA is that they actually make selling your shitty car pretty easy. Competitors require you to show registration. CVNA? Nope. Just give me the key fob. Competitors require you to perform a full test drive. CVNA? Nope. Just give me the key fob. Yeah they won't pay you market value, but they give you cash and flip the lemon. They are making money, and that's all anyone cares about. That being said, would I buy calls? Nope.

Why didn’t I just throw 1k at CVNA in 2023. Am I stupid?

I feel wsb is obligated to buy CVNA puts

All in CVNA shorts on Monday what a fraud

Does the CVNA vending machine count as AI robotics or something?

CVNA come back from the depths of hell is insane!

We can only hope cvna uses the same accounting people smci did.... Guess we'll find out if they delay the reports....ahh, fuck it. Cvna will die a quick death when the next auto loan default crisis hits. Puts it is

to al regard here who are butthurt because SOFI did not make it into the S & P while CVNA did: at least CVNA doesn't treat their shareholders like ATMs and dilute their anuses so often. What's a bank like sofi building exactly? toilets?

CVNA addition to the S&P why? S&P: “Because fuck you, that’s why”. Holy fuk !!! Lmaooooooooo

If CVNA is now in the index is BYND gonna be next?😂😂😂

Feeling salty about CVNA What's next - MSTR included in S&P?

CVNA puts Monday open. Also MSFT is looking like a solid buy

hoping cvna pumpeth harder come monday

I can see CVNA touched a lot of people in their no no spot. I’m sorry to hear it.

Just an FYI, SMCI reached its All-Time-High in March 2024 when it was included in the S&P 500 It has since lost 75% of its value. CVNA next.

Just wait till the rate cut… CVNA gonna dump back to $350.

cvna market cap is 2x targets

CVNA is a respected company. You’re just a random retard on Reddit

Perhaps I shouldn’t have bought 12/12 CVNA puts.

Buttcorn, CVNA atleast does something

so many people bagging on CVNA that you should probably buy calls

First SMCI, now CVNA. S&P 🤡🤡🤡

what's scammier cvna or buttcorn?

CVNA inclusion in the S&P500 is enough justification to make a run on the bank. Liquidate your accounts. Its not about the money. Its about sending a message

SPY including CVNA is now officially a meme index for wealthy degens

If we’re not regarded enough to buy Cvna. Who is? Does that make Wall Street mega wallstreetbets?

CVNA included reverse WSB prints again