CVNA

only magical CVNA holding this turd afloat, otherwise we'd be at -2%

Top is in when CVNA made it in the S&P….reinforcing the clown 🤡 market

I had 3,000 shares of CVNA called away a few years ago at $10 due to covered calls. lol. LMAO.

Sold my CVNA call at open now I'm sad

I finally understand Cvna! Everyone needs to stop being so poor! The rich wallstreet geniuses understand you just need to not be poor and you can afford a used car.

Lol CVNA

Dang, the guy that called CVNA S&P addition is eating good rn

if you guys like food you should buy CVNA, those guys sure know how to cook!

hmm maybe cvna puts weren't a good idea after all lol

Thank you MNMD. Fuck you CVNA.

CVNA to the S&P was the top

why does CVNA pump 9% on S&P inclusion while FIX goes up 1%

genuinely who tf even uses CVNA

Panic as cvna hits new ATH  after another ATH

Why didn’t someone tell me CVNA would keep going up? Sharing is caring or whatever.

So aside from CVNA what other companies are the drug cartels eyeing for future money laundering?

CVNA carrying the S&P 500 💪

How does a gangsta company like CVNA got in at S&P? 🤷‍♂️

Just bought a cvna put that expires in a month

Call me crazy but I'm thinking about puts on CVNA

Loaded up on some cvna 270 puts. Lets see what happens.

Fk u CVNA!!!!! In so screwed by fraud company

MRVL got violated by S&P and CVNA 🥺

You should play some CVNA to get your boreness cured ;).

So is S&P proud to have a super meme stock included in the index with CVNA?

Okay CVNA you have 18 days to go to $800 🙂

When do we short Cvna

load up on CVNA Puts

As a german i cant even visit the cvna website cuz its blocking me out lmao Bih ass stock, puts

CVNA puts at open?

CVNA calls gonna be toast before the chance to unload?

CVNA is the “pet rock” of the market at the moment.

If they’re struggling how do they afford things? What does CVNA provide?

Rotation from TSLA to CVNA? On the principle that the new scam is better than the old scam.

Serious question: how does CVNA keep getting upgrades, if recent data suggests car buyers are struggling?

Cvna making transformers

CVNA can't keep getting away with this  Anyways, SPY puts. Santa rally is fake.

CVNA up or down?

CVNA back to 390

TSLA or CVNA, pick one. you can't hate both

When to buy puts on CVNA?

figuring out when to buy puts for $CVNA is the same as trying to figure out when to buy puts for $PLTR. anyone's guess.

Is it too late for cvna for a longer term investment? Thought it would pop around $200. Can’t believe it’s over $400 now.

Cvna can still easily do a 10x from here. Especially if rates get cut these loan companies will be dancing.

I wonder how expensive CVNA puts are gonna be.

CVNA 480 by lunch? lol no

CVNA, ooh nana

CVNA has a monopoly on car vending machines  CALLS!

If CVNA really gets S&P inclusion it confirms my thesis that this whole market is fake and literally nothing matters

CVNA proves that betting on fraud is the most profitable thing