CVNA

Just waiting for the SEC to hammer down charges against CVNA so our puts print

Cvna needs to go back to ATH so I can short the fuck out of it

If you're not shorting cvna here you're a lil bitch 

it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week

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What is the next CVNA?

I think its time to short CVNA.

Everyone who bought mstr at peak and Cvna

Chances that I hold this cvna put for a month and it goes to 0?

You know how I know we're going into a recession? CVNA being down

I'd bet a kidney that 485.33 is the ATH, ever, for CVNA.

PLTR, KTOS, CVNA, TSLA are right where they should be but AVGO is obviously overvalued.

God I love being right and making money ... so predictable that MM was sneaking out for the last two months and dumping on retail. CVNA inclusion in the S&P is the top. Honestly, get out of dollars and dollar-denominated trash, including AI garbage. Invest in shiny rocks.

CVNA about to drop a new AI model to send the market to ATHs

CVNA green out of anything. Lmao. Wtf even.

It’s over, CVNA is the Safe haven stock, pack it up

CVNA still gonna pump huh

I’m going to short the hell out of CVNA after the inclusion is done and all indexes have bought

When the aliens invade they will say it was because they had puts on CVNA

Okay, how the fuck is CVNA green in all this?

Every time I check the CVNA ticket I just want to vomit.

Guys just go all in on Cvna you can’t lose!

You guys never learn. Risky stocks come with risk, that’s why you don’t full port your GOOGs, your METAs, and such. When you pick safe havens like CVNA and TSLA, you can sleep easy.

YEP, that full port CVNA with margin doesn't sound so bad now, does it oh well, fucking fraud getting rewarded in this market... how surprising

Not me my port is full of Cvna

Burry should short CVNA now 😂

I will say its pretty funny that they now make SPY buyers buy into CVNA over 400 or wherever it'll be when those indexes are forced tp buy

Just buy Cvna. Good luck 🍀

everybody hide in CVNA

CVNA green as fuck lmao This market deserves to crash 80% if that fraudulent stock is making new highs every day

whole market tanked, I can't wait to see how my cvna puts are doing

Damn! Cvna the new tslur

CVNA is incredible. 13 up sessions in a row. Since mid November. Including today, when the Nasdaq is meaningfully down.

CVNA barely flinched

When everything is red, invest in safe assets like tsla or cvna

How when everything else is blood red, is CVNA green?

cvna safe haven

Market tanking. I am short CVNA. Ama

META, ORCL, AMD, MSFT, NFLX, AVGO... next up to get rugged is HOOD, then CVNA.

I'll never understand why you dolts hate on CVNA...your fate is the same as the TSLA shorts

CVNA has negative beta. sick

SMCI peaked at its inclusion in the S&P and it's downhill ever since. A similar fate awaits that other scam shitco, CVNA.

CVNA puts looks dangerous but they are multibagger this time. 13 green days consecutive in a row

god CVNA is regarded lmao

want to buy CVNA puts but got my asshole blown out last time I tried

Hood has short selling right in time for generational cvna top 🤌

CVNA is something I’ve never seen before.

CVNA hit ATH and tou guys are bearish?!

Need to get MSTR into SPY so it can have MSTR, CVNA, TSLA. All the best companies with great fundamentals

Come on, V up the same overrated garbage stocks like CVNA, APP and Tesla like every f’in day