CRM

You are telling me UNH, NVDA, MSFT, CRM are gonna pump the DOW to 100k?

>CRM One of my favorite companies headed by one of the slimiest motherfuckers in Silicon Valley. Benioff is the man.

CRM, NOW, INTU, MSFT

Did they just report AH? Is that why CRM dropped AH?

CRM predictions for earnings?

CRM probably too

CRM and NOW had a good day but now are dropping AH, what happened?

+34% day on my port! Now i have $13.40 🥳 Edit: held CRM calls overnight and bought MSFT calls midday

CRM seems like a steal at this price

Thoughts on CRM earnings?

Will CRM earnings impact MSFT?

Watching the wall of sellers of CRM at $188-$187 is hysterical back to $185 and tomorrow $160-$155

CRM and NOW leaps seem like easy money but we know how that goes

It's hilarious the public is literally buying into these LLMs like Elon. Oh they'll replace this, that, thing, etc by 2027. Actually we meant 2030. 2035 is our year. Sorry but the tech has been out for years now and you have the mag7 hoarding and running millions of computers all across the globe 24/7 feeding this machine. They can't replace CRWD or CRM OUTRIGHT right now but somehow anthrophic will. OKAY.

Double top on the daily CRM chart. Down down and away we go!

CRM bag holders looking at the rope saying not today

You already have a bet going - CRM to 226.09115 before 25-Feb-2026 11:17 AM -05

That CRM fakeout pop was the give of all gifts 🎁 loaded the boat with $165 puts average cost $3.80 Holding 30 contracts through ER Thank you!!

All the companies mentioned in the anthropic presentation is fucking pumping. WDAY CRM

My last $5k in cash into CRM puts. Will be back at $180 and the red shortly

3/13 CRM options were up almost the exact same % as weeklies but with way more protection from theta. Love a good pre-earnings run up 🥰

More SPY calls and CRM puts added here

Quick 160% gain on CRM calls. Done for the day. 

Told you that fucking dip was fake!!! And CRM already fading! Will add more puts on another pop

+70% on CRM calls!! Still holding MSFT

Added one more slug of SPY calls and CRM puts here. This will reverse

ah good, they remembered that CRM actually makes money

SPY calls added and CRM puts opened. Trades are on for the week

MSFT, NOW, CRM

Torn between Tesla puts and CRM calls🤔

CRM puts at the open. Looking for a bleed down to $150 on ER buying the 3/6 $165 strikes will put about 10 contracts on

In other news btw, Anthropic is hiring a CRM admin (this is real btw). Apply now!

NOW CRM INTU imagine not loading these here to become a bagholder

Also shorting CRM for earnings

Many tech stocks like ADBE, CRM, SNOW, WDAY, NOW, etc deep red on the 5 year chart. If this isn't dot com crash, then what is it? The Dot com crash wasn't abrupt like Covid crash or the 2008 GFC crash, it was a slow bleed for like 2 years non-stop. Many stocks already going through that. I am sure a lot of tech stocks will never see all-time highs again. I am not sure about NASDAQ or QQQ either. It may have topped out for at least a year or may be even longer.

Looks like sellers are getting exhausted here. Adding more SPY and CRM puts! Thanks

Which dip are yall buying? MSFT, NVO, CRM, CRWD

CRM looking real juice

As a guy holding NFLX/CRM calls I picked a bad week for my wife to discover my RH account

When are we buying CRM, NOW, or CRWD?

If you look at adobe, crm, oracle, nvo, Msft etc, you would think that the market is down 15-20% but nah. These stocks are just regarded

CRM is getting way too tempting

ADBE, MSFT, CRM, TEAM, HUBS on fire sale

CRM: cut the losses now and move on or wait until ers this Wednesday?

CRM competing in the DOW Olympics to see who can rack up the most last place finishes in 2026

So tempting to buy crm calls for er, but man anything negative in their call can sink this stock to the low $150s

I dont think i can resist CRM and NOW leaps much longer

You already have a bet going - CRM to 226.09115 before 25-Feb-2026 11:17 AM -05

If CRM gets to $150 I might go all in

Anthropic PR is going crazy with releasing the same AI garbage over and over again. No Claude code won’t replace your CRM, no Claude code won’t replace your cybersecurity, no Claude code won’t replace your lawyers or accountants. Absolute retards pumping