COOK

So this chick wants me to move in and pay a larger chunk of the rent than her. But she promises to cook often and make the place look nice. Shes gots lots of friends and shit. Do i take the deal? Shes kinda fat.

Can’t the hot neighbor cook?

$AAPL - APPLE'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF HARDWARE TECHNOLOGIES JOHNY SROUJI RECENTLY TOLD COOK THAT HE IS CONSIDERING LEAVING IN NEAR FUTURE via Walter Bloomberg

They have AI . They cook the books “all in”

So good business for investors? Heard the cook books?

What’s your favorite Michelin star chef? Mine are those who cook the books at CAVA

gotta cook the books to make it a non issue. if market drops 5% on a bad day, ohh well, it went up 20% on faked data

got to cook the numbers. cant be releasing negative information, that will get you fired.

Number r cook

They won’t let the market crash until 2026 so they’ll cook all the numbers this month

They need more time to cook the numbers

They can cook the data and then adjust in January after the rate cut. This is a shakeout. Buy calls 9:45

They're RAW. These numbers are RAW! COOK THEM AGAIN!

Replace Tesla with apple and merge tim cook and Elon.

Replace Tim Cook with Elon and merge Tesla and Apple It’s the catalyst the market needs

I'm a great cook. You will really like my bacon fat chocolate milkshake. We gotta up those numbers girl!

Most of it going to be from September, which will be incomplete, so extra easy to cook numbers that need to be plugged via “extrapolation”

Just cook the inflation numbers tomorrow and we get back to ath

Market has been gayer than Tim Cook lately

Thinking of hiring a nanny. I'm too tired to clean and cook after working my two jobs.

hmm, you'll be surprise how many poor chose to uber eat for convenience when they perfectly can cook the meal themselves. I remember my old college roommate was complaining about living pay check to paycheck. Then it all made perfect sense once you see what he spends on.

Upcoming CEO transition. Think market is betting they put a "AI visionary" at the front instead of another Tim Cook or productivity man. But if they do, expect a lot of short term pressures as perhaps it is time Apple unleashes their cash warchest.

This will dump so hard today. Just let em cook for now.

let COVID cook tbh

Tech bros will deny inflation or the affordability crisis is real. https://i.ibb.co/KpTQ9Tr6/image.png Just throw more infinite debt at AI, let's keep pumping this scam stock market up up up forever. Print $6T last time? Why stop there, rookie numbers let's jack that up to $12T next year. McDonald's now costs even more than a really nice restaurant back then. Don't ever go out anymore, cook all your meals! Be happy you can even do that.

In Cook County, Illinois, they give unconditional $500/month to 3000 households every year.

"Wendy's to close hundreds of U.S. stores as low-income consumers cut back. On a Friday investor call, Ken Cook, Wendy's interim CEO, didn't disclose the exact number or locations of restaurants that it plans to shutter. But he said the Dublin, Ohio-based company is likely to close in the "mid-single digit percentage" of its 6,011 U.S locations, or roughly 300 store closures if it shuts 5% of its existing restaurants." Godspeed to those losing their jobs on here.

nah, let them cook

Hold on now, let him cook

Let me cook

I'm a mixed Mexican- and Japanese- American. I'm a line cook at a Mexican restaurant, a Japanese Restaurant, and a contemporary American Restaurant

or did I cook?

the best way to cook bacon is in the oven. the second best way to cook bacon is in the white house press room

This time next year saylor will be chief fry cook at McDonald's

I have no problem with Walmart/Sam's Club But I buy everything from Amazon & eat outside at restaurants everyday for convenience I don't really buy groceries or cook food

Cook is my goat

Been using my propane grill in the basement since it’s cold out and I’m not an idiot trying to cook outside. I keep passing out and wake up feeling like I am going to die but the hot dogs I made make me feel better 💯

$COOK 

NVDA would never cook the books for earnings. Except 2003 that was a one time thing stop bringing that up

Tim Cook expected to leave Apple in 1 - 2 years

Futures halted for a bigwig to liquidate & cook the books.

My uncles girlfriend didnt cook the turkey enough, salomenella 🤢🤮

then how will kenny and jamie cook the books?

Ya'll roast, deepfry, or cook your turkey at the CME?

CME OUTAGE IS GOING TO COOK US

History books won’t cook our generation because the next generation will be somehow worse as Americans keep growing up on reactionary rhetoric. Don’t worry we will be referred to as when “times were simpler”

You mean we shouldn't put an idiot, drunk, sex abuser sycophant in charge of the United States military just because he was on Fox News? The history books are going to cook our generation.

Cook or be cooked...

Tim "Huge Anus" Cook

you're suppord to cook it before eating it