COOK

I can't believe it's 2026 and Tim Cook still works at Apple. I can't believe they abandoned the car.

Did SMCI just manage to cook the books *well* for once ???

Did they criminally cook their books two years ago?

Need some time to cook the book,s give em some time.

Bro I’m just gonna let you cook 👨‍🍳 🔥 

smci 12 billion revenue with $17 billion market cap, this is why you dont cook your books

SMCI can cook books all they want. IDGAF if they MY DOG IS THEIR FUCKING AUDITOR. YOU PUMP WHEN I BUY!!!!!

**Charles Liang is abillity to cook the books is better than Lisa**

Charles saw the AMD numbers and realizes he has to cook the books harder because the market will punish earnings beats unless they are exceptional

LMAO, they forgot how to cook the books in time? AGAIN ?

Smci numbers late, they probably in the kitchen doing what they do best…COOK

SMCI hurry the fuck up & cook the books i don’t care

SMCI cook the books as much as you want

fucking appalling to me that in an era of completely non-existent SEC there are still CEOs not cooking the fucking shit out of their earnings reports like what the fuck are you afraid of? COOK EM UP ALREADY

Last sentence is made up 🙄. But I've literally been told affordability is a hoax. When I complain eating out is almost impossible now I'm told I should cook and eating out is a luxury. When I said groceries are soaring I literally was told to get more "private label". Yea lets end up like Soviet Russia markets with only one choice. Generic everything!

cook the books and go to $40 smci

SMCI COOK YOUR BOOKS LIKE YOU DID IN THE PAST PLEAAAASE. SO THE STOCKS RIP CMON

I don't like anything out there so I'm just going to take a nap then cook some sausages

WHO LET $MSFT COOK THAT FUCKER BURNT THE KITCHEN TO MAKE AI-SLOP

Where there is a will, there is a way: let him cook

Need SMCI to cook guidance. Chef Charles Liang shall deliver

I ain’t gonna cook or wash dishes

Tim Cook is literally celibate and you turdburglars buy $AAPL?

TIM “APPLE” LET HIM COOK

Bulls behind the Wendy's dumpster sucking off Tim Cook for saving the market today

We need to cook the numbers more, hence Jan bls won’t be released Friday

So glad I saved cash. Go ahead SLV cook my calls I made it back on puts already

LET TIM COOK

BMNR well done bro hope u hold up please don’t cook me even more

Get one of them cast iron weights and place it in top of the hash browns and let it cook for 6-7 minutes. It’ll crisp it real nice.

How to best cook crispy hash browns

Too early, let then cook first

u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose Sorry that guy got really hurt and blocked so I'm locked out of entire thread. >we both love to cook Same. Usually it creates efficiencies because cooking for two is a lot easier than 1 in total effort / cost. Sometimes before kids we had take out too but I did that single as well so either cheaper or the equal cost. And then the utilities, rent etc. All that is cheaper. Once a week is cool but usually relationships means more than once a week if both desire with super cheap meals at home which even today is like a several bucks per person?

The irony of APPLs earnings:  brought to you by a guy named Cook.

I just realized that Tim Cook is almost the same as “Time Cook” on your microwave. Now I’ll excuse myself out.

Pretty fucking sure Tim Cook could announce autonomous robots capable of doing everything humanity can do, that cot $1000/month on a subscription on an Apple LLM that has GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS THAT APPLE FUCKING CONTROLS AND THE STOCK WOULD STILL GO FUCKING DOWN.

\*US DEC. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.2% \*US DEC. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 3% Y/Y; EST. +2.7% \*US DEC. CORE PPI RISES 0.7% M/M; EST. +0.2% \*US DEC. CORE PPI RISES 3.3% Y/Y; EST. +2.9% Someone forgot to cook the numbers. lol

Free lisa cook

I hope the supreme court rules in favor of lisa cook

I sold the upside at around 4:30 something cause I knew Mr Cook was gonna say some dumb shit soon 

Tim Cook gets off to women showing their legs

🚀 Apple sent it with this APPLE CEO TIM COOK SAYS CO WORKING TO MAKE 100% OF COVER GLASS FOR IPHONES AND APPLE WATCH IN KENTUCKY

Did Tim Cook show us his cock or something?

Apple saving the market! Let Tim Cook

Tim Cook makes Ben Shapiro look like AOC with how conservative he is

No wonder they call him Tim Cook, he is cooking the books

Tim.. Cook my apple before I cuck your Tim

3.03 billion "San don't give a fuck disk" chad vs 143.8 billion "Tim Cook" virgin

Tim "Let Him" Cook is going to bend ya over, bud. 

Today, Apple is proud to report a remarkable, record-breaking quarter, with revenue of $143.8 billion, up 16 percent from a year ago and well above our expectations," said Tim Cook, Apple's CEO. "iPhone had its best-ever quarter driven by unprecedented demand, with all-time records across every geographic segment, and Services also achieved an all-time revenue record, up 14 percent from a year ago. We are also excited to announce that our installed base now has more than 2.5 billion active devices, which is a testament to incredible customer satisfaction for the very best products and services in the world."