COOK

I need iron chef to come cook these books tomorrow. Show both high unemployment so we get a rate cut but also high employment so economy is also doing great. Ty. Also inflation doesn't exist.

Do I roll my SPY 683 call to 686 for Jan 9 or is that gonna cook me

yall better cook the fuck outta the report tomorrow. I wanna see unemployment at 0%

If they cook the data too much tomorrow everyone will know they’re lying and if they don’t cook them enough everyone will know they have been lying

If they cook the data too much tomorrow everyone will know they’re lying and if they don’t cook them enough everyone will know they have been lying

At half time I took bills ml and James cook 3+ TD's. Put 6 dollars on it and won 500

Gotta cook those calls first

Would they cook the cpi or not cuz it doesnt matter anymore since they got their cut?? Hmmmmm

Buy 1/16 calls and give Santa time to cook

Let him cook….👨🏼‍🍳

How we get AI in a Traeger grill because I need COOK to pamp

Retail should stop buying options for about a month and let these fuckers cook.

67% of people disapprove of handling of economy by mongo. Bulls r cook.

I've never had food delivered to me and it sounds ridiculous, plus expensive. Like how hard is it to cook or just pick it up yourself? Is society doomed?

Who is Tim Cook? Do you mean Tim Apple?

I think I'll just buy aapl. Good ol Tim Cook not spending money on AI and a shitty siri are the play

gonna let QQQ cook a bit before buying the puts this afternoon

Employment numbers are cooked so they don't care. They can always cook the numbers even more and pretend economy is strong.

Why is cvna not a penny stock right now? Everyone know they cook the books

Did they cook the numbers too hard? Initial jobless claim goes up but continuing jobless claims go down? While firms still continue laying off?

god i remember it like it was yesterday. the cold shivers, the dry crackers. at least until they ran out and i had to cook up the leather of my shoes

I don't why you guys aren't using ChatGPT. Because of ChatGPT, I was able to improve my study habits, increase the number of pullups I can do, cook a dinner for a chick I dig, and plan a road trip with my sister. I love how it's all targeted toward zoomers. Let's see ChatGPT solve some real problems... "Hey ChatGPT, how can I divorce my wife without losing my kids and half of my shit?"

Bro tryna cook while he’s set to preheat

MANGO said today: - I heard from Tim Cook the CEO of Apple that it is hard to hire people Bruh

I let my calls cook out of spite.

Cook cook cook da books

ADBE gonna cook me too, huh. Unluck lmao

Alright i made my first boring thetaplay and its already green. Gonna go christmas shopping for the resident mouse and let it cook so i can make a whopping 50 dollars 👍

Jpow about to cook my shit so hard I'm turning religious

$AAPL - APPLE CEO TIM COOK SEEN AT THE US CAPITOL

Hey come on now, being your mums boy toy isnt a bad thing. The worst thing she makes me do is cook breakfast in assless chaps, I can live with that.

LMAO This is brilliant  JPow has a very special version of Numbers on his Mac. Tim Cook installed it personally. 

Let him cook

JPow about to do the funny and cook all of us bols tomorrow

Cook em less

I wonder what 🐂💩 scheme Open will cook up next to pump the stock? Free warrants worked for 5 min. Calling itself an AI company worked for 10. I trust the ingenuity of this company to manufacture dreams from garbage concepts. So believe it or not, calls.

Canned vegetables are awesome, shelf stable and easy to cook without losing much nutrients

They gonna cook the data

Food isn't bad price right now, provided you're not a moron and can cook a little. They need to teach a high school class on how to grocery shop because God damn there are some dumb mother fuckers out there.

"PPI have been delayed 1 month, because it will take longer than expected to cook those books"

let trump cook nvidia don't disturb orange president with your peasant problems

Nvida back on the market, hopping my spy calls cook tomorrow!!

Next: meal prep, but make it gay. Meal prepping isn’t bland if you season it with personality. Cook big batches of food while blasting queer icons and pretending you’re in a cooking montage. You’ll save money, time, and the temptation to DoorDash a $28 salad.

if you guys like food you should buy CVNA, those guys sure know how to cook!

Hold on. Let NVDA cook

Let it cook 🧑‍🍳

Let him cook

did tim cook announce he was keeping his job or something?

You don’t use spices when you cook salmon?????

I don’t think my banbet is gonna cook :(