COOK

The data is impossible to cook....Bers: no I'm telling you dude its a fake report bro 🤡🤡🤡

Yes they were haha I’m not biased it was just funny to see stay safe out there cook your beans to an internal temperature of 175 and enjoy!

If the sex robots can also cook and clean I'll sign for it 

I don’t think we’ve seen books so cooked like today’s CPI since Enron, except today’s was like what you get from an 8 year old child’s thought experiment on how to cook CPI books.

You know sometimes you gotta give it to 🥭 for someone whose companies went bankrupt six times he really knows how to cook a book

Still generates a lot of unusable garbage, and takes a los of space, and heat. New Moore's law, it has to be space efficient or we cook the planet

They can't even cook the numbers right [https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/trust-these-numbers-economists-see-a-lot-of-flaws-in-delayed-cpi-report-showing-downward-inflation.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/trust-these-numbers-economists-see-a-lot-of-flaws-in-delayed-cpi-report-showing-downward-inflation.html)

Cook inflation. Rob the middle class and poors. Make the K shape and affordability crisis worse. They're really going to just keep inflating the AI market bubble up, up, up with debt and just lie about inflation. Why? So Scam Altman can get another $20M Koenigsegg or McLaren F1? I don't get it. They can do what the old rich did, periodically slow down to fix problems and at least pretend to care for a bit. That way they could have their cake and eat it too. Still keep getting richer. But instead of making money sustainably for decades they want to get rich for the next 5 years, flee before collapse and burn it all down.

if it looks like spam **Then cook that shit**

Spagehetti is hard and solid before yoy cook it then it become soft and weak get it 🎅

Rigetti going from hard and solid to weak and soft in the same time it takes to cook spaghetti 🤣🤣

Did Santa cook the books to save our Christmas?

[Cook the man some fucking CPI numbers bitch!](https://youtu.be/3K_D7kmiiog?si=R9bDcE6uoA57YxS7&t=20)

Cook the inflation books all day, i am trying to refinance my mortgage

On a scale from well-done to burnt to a crisp, how strongly did Trump cook these numbers?

Flank steak is now $20 at Trader Joe's, but fuck it, cook the numbers for my AMD bags, tear down that school and slap a data center there

Just cook the numbers of economic data, bears hate this one trick.

Chef Boyardee couldn’t even cook a CPI report that well, absolutely masterful bullshitting

Cook them numbers into an all time high market.

“Mr 🥭, how much do you want us to cook the CPI report?” 🥭: Yes.

Did anyone believe that they were not going to cook those CPI numbers? This government will do anything it can to keep this market up. Trade accordingly.

that's a bold cook

We don’t just cook, we deep fry

Why didn’t they cook the unemployment numbers though?

Core CPI is going to be extremely high despite attempts to cook it lmao.

Na they will cook the cpi numbers up real nice

Goddd I am praying they cook the CPI to be as cool as my buttocks in the freezer

Why would they cook a fake number they artificially created?

CPI cook 🧑‍🍳

Does this cook HOOD? I say no

They better cook those inflation numbers well

Mango better cook the numbers tomorrow or we are all going homeless

Better cook those numbers Donald.  Predicting a 2.5% figure meaning inflation went down by half a point lol

CPI tmrow.. let him cook

🥭 going to cook the bulls tonight

Quick get the BLS chef in the kitchen to cook up that CPI

\- An uber eats sandwich is $45 in Manhattan, maybe. Food for three days from the grocery store if you don't cook at all and live in Manhattan. \- Private sector is creating jobs, the government is shedding them. \- Lol wat \- TA REEEEEEEEEEE \- The fed is cutting because they can, not because they have to. \- IDK \- "6-months to a year from now shit's gonna get real bad" Lol no, 2026 is looking incredibly bullish.

I have yet to see you cook your own meal

Let him cook

The local fry cook is loaded up on Amazon calls and TSLA puts

> Google AI summaries are ruining the livelihoods of recipe writers: ‘It’s an extinction event’ > the Google AI failed to distinguish comments on a Reddit thread from legitimate recipe sites and advised users to cook with non-toxic glue. Calls

# Bols looking up how to cook coal for dinner LMAO 🤌 # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

maybe if they cook CPI numbers, otherwise looking pretty unlikely imo

Maybe there should be legislation against fake job listings. Anyway, I hope they cook the books.

Gonna cook NY steak, eggs over easy, and English muffins with grape jelly for breakfast.

To cook!!!! OR TO BE COOKED !!!

Either they cook the numbers or I'm cooked.

I need iron chef to come cook these books tomorrow. Show both high unemployment so we get a rate cut but also high employment so economy is also doing great. Ty. Also inflation doesn't exist.

Do I roll my SPY 683 call to 686 for Jan 9 or is that gonna cook me