COOK

Join me and Tim Cook at r/nke_stock 🤠🤠🤠

I cook for me. Cleaning is pretty much a myth, leave it for a month or two and it finds an equilibrium

Unlike other guys, I don't require a woman to cook & clean for me I have a maid for $160/month And I like eating at restaurants everyday

Bruhs the story of ratatouille is actually insane A rat lives in a restaurant kitchen and controls a human chef using his hair to cook food for human customers

I'm hungry. What to eat for Christmas? I don't cook and eat outside everyday, but all my go-to restaurants are closed.

When i woke this morning and bought the 690 calls for 13 dollars i wasnt prepared to lose that money. But im glad i did it. Guys, the only big winners are the ones you just throw your money into and let cook.

Wake up, work out, have hobbies, cook. Life without work is easy to imagine wtf

Lmao why you so mad I have money bro? Just lemme cook

Convinced algos saw ‘Tim Cook Buys…’ and just pumped AAPL

Tim Cook bought NKE to meet minimum requirements for a board member and the stock is going up 😭

Looks like it’s just us retards making trades out there. Low volume day. Well is and Tim Cook

My boss made me trade today which is kinda fucked up but, he’s also gonna cook dinner and jerk me off later so can’t be that mad 🤷‍♂️ (it’s me. I’m the boss)

Slow cook today , fascinating to see the machines make the markets , as always .

Ok Tim Cook

So tim cook invests 3m more into AAPL, and the announcement of that pumps the company 28billion. We truly live in a clown market.

I love tim cook

Nike pumping on Tim Cook buy

Are we rotating out of NVDA and helping out our fellow bag holders on NKE with the Tim Cook news? I mean NKE beat but said the “T” word that I thought Tariff was still under judgment if legal or not? 🤔🤔

“Nike surging on Tim Cook buy”…idk about “surging” still down -12% on the 5 day

That would cook ppls.

Just watched some channel where a British chef spent 5 hours to cook up a pub burger that [looked nothing like a burger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7pIWhvXi_HY), just piled up 15" high like a giant 🍆 it looked like you were supposed to start deep throating it. Puts on the UK

lot of anomalies in government data. Consumer confidence just printed 89.1, the lowest in years, while GDP came in at 4.3%, the highest in five years. That doesn’t add up. The “chef” forgot to cook the consumer confidence this time. 👨‍🍳📊

It be like that with most species. If anything we have it easy. I'm chopped and married a baddie because I make jokes and I can cook

So Tim cook is the new warren buffet? 😆

Tim Cook (apple CEO) just doubled his stake in Nike. TIL he's been on the board of directors since 2005. That's gotta be bullish

That's just a fancy term for fry cook isn't it

If you cook a lot then you know that tin lined copper really is the shit. What’s crazy is it is cheaper to fly to France and find antique copper cookware and bring it back and have it relined than it is to just buy all new of the same caliber lol

Let Tim Cook 👨‍🍳

Wtf is Tim Cook buying Nike shares??? Apple x Nike?

NIKE on fire - 3 mil buy from Tim Cook and 500k for Nike director .

Tim cook is gay ber 🍎🩸

Did they cook the book on GDP growth? 🤔

No way 🥭 didn’t cook the books

you don't need to cook durable goods, that's why they are durable, duh

They just want to cook it longer so it looks better. Bullish...

They cooked the GDP number but forgot to cook the durable goods LMAO

They fucking took it down because the cook was too obvious. Now going to the backup prepared 2.9% right in line with expectations.

🥭 found the finest Michelin ⭐️⭐️⭐️ chef 🧑‍🍳 to cook those economic numbers

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen.

Of they will cook hard. But the gleeful response will only be true for retail - the economists at hedge funds and the banks will take the wins and pick retail pockets but not bet their own money when they figures are so clearly cooked - it's actually harder than most people think to cook macro numbers because so many channels of data feed into them that are publicly (or banking system) available.

They couldn't cook them in time

They are going to cook the gdp numbers so hard that we are going to hit 700 And my calls will print. All our calls will print.

The market doesn't believe it either, but most people realize if rates keep getting cut you have to buy assets to hedge against inflation anyways. What he does doesn't matter anymore. Trust large companies with your money instead of this clown administration that's gona devalue it daily. Cook books don't cook books who cares, as long as the money gets printed assets go up.

Does mango cook the gdp to make it seem like economy hot or does he keep it low to let the market run?

Anything with “cook” in It, no go for me.

2026: The Year of the Cook

Watching Women Cook > Watching Women Fight

Why couldn’t they cook some good news? It makes no f..n sense to pump today 😭

It's really cool that they are taking extra time to cook the PCE. It's like American airlines saying their flights are on time.