COOK

Cook so good it's like Walter White made it.

CPI is always better than expected when you cook all the numbers

Tell them to clean their hands when they cook for you, that'd be a start.

It’s important to thoroughly cook your bear.

They'll cook it don't worry Real inflation is at like 5%, but they'll say it's 3% so the Fed can keep cutting

sounds good. I only looked at like 2 posts, but it looks like they aren't fat westerners only wanting philadelphia egg rolls and fukin general CHOW chicken. I'd accept their request tbh, they probably know how to cook a bit.

Start the application process for fry cook at Wendy's.

They're gona cook CPI so fucking badly it's gonna come in at like -1.5% or some shit LMAO

did some Chinese style green beans today. I hate how long it takes to cook them normally so I cut them into 1/4 inch pieces. 3 or 4 cloves of garlic sliced thin. 1 tsp soy , 2 tbsp oyster sauce , 1 tbsp sugar. mix that up. once the green beans are almost starting to get tender , add in the garlic slices and lower heat. I usually cover the whole time I'm cooking these guys unless i'm stirring. after the garlic starts to get a bit translucent, add the sauce in there. mix it up for about a minute or 2 uncovered. you can go a bit less on the sugar if you want.

Wheres the application to cook these CPI numbers myself?!

There’s honestly no ceiling for tomorrow, if there is any time to cook the books it’s now

They are going to cook the books on CPI, decent pop tomorrow. When this inevitably flushes, it will be a random turn.

So we getting another cook the book CPI number tomorrow?

Let Tim cook cook!

😂 You think homes and groceries and everything else only went up 3%??? Real world YOY inflation in USA is over 10% They keep changing definitions and what’s included to cook the books. You need to research more

So we're ACTIVELY TRYING to cook the market. Got it.

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Ask Lisa Cook what happened the last time bro stepped out of line Jpow is national security

Just cook the data 🥭. Jesus dude is trying to fit a square peg through a round hole.

Man so do I but can we just cook the cpi and shit. This has to be the dumbest way of getting there lmao.

JPOW investigation will end like Governor Lisa Cook. Giant waste of taxpayer money and laughed out of court.

🫵DO NOT order that DoorDash. Get your 🍑 up and cook

When is Nvidia gonna cook again

Congratulations to all men out there that have a woman that loves to cook for you (which is cheaper) instead of making you take her to the restaurant and pay the full bill

I've gone full circle and now I just want to watch this madman cook. People need to learn the price of chaos.

They don’t have jurisdiction for human rights violations in Venezuela. They needed to cook something up that affects Americans to get jurisdiction, and thus drug trafficking. At the same time though, it becomes a much harder csss to prove beyond a reasonable doubt/looks more politcal.

Time to quit the fryer cook job

Just found out Tim apple /cook Is openly GAY

I like cooking bro why you a little boy who needs mommy to cook for him

I want to buy more QQQ because I'm quite certain the government is going to cook the jobs books this month and all future months...but more jobs could cause the stock market to fall significantly. 2026 is wild

Pirates ... I mean, honest sailors don´t discriminate. If you can fight you get your fair share. You may have been a slave, a mutineer, an aristocrat in debt, a woman or a cook, now you are one of us. One of us!

AAPL CEO Tim Cook said the company is currently projecting it will pay between $1.1B - $1.4B on tariffs per year

Will Tim cook announce his departure this earning call ? Or is this all noise

Hol up, let Tim Cook 🧑‍🍳

Letter To Tim Cook. Hey Cook, whats up ? My calls are bleeding 🩸 . Can you release some good news and pump it

>Tim Cook considering moving iPhone production to Greenland.

All Tim Cook has to do is release a statement refuting the rumors that he is staying until AI is more complete and this thing Hulks Green.

Is apple down because cook is stepping down? Otherwise i can't find any news and this shit is so oversold

Tim cant cook

Let him cook

$AAPL - *APPLE'S JOHN TERNUS FRONT-RUNNER TO SUCCEED TIM COOK: NYT

Rumors some guy may replace Tim Cook if he decides to step down and AAPL pops. Love it

Cook is cooked

Where is Tim Cook?

Tim Cook stop taking it in the ass, and start the buybacks. We investors are losing money because you're an utter moron. 7 straight days of the stock price being down, my calls are ruined. Fucking idiot

7 straight days of AAPL being down, my calls are trashed....where the fuck is Tim Cook?

Starting today I'm going to be irrationally angry at people with the same first or last name as CEOs of companies that hurt me. My List: First: Tim Last: Cook

Another reason Cook should step down. They probably could have been paid by Google to use Gemini but instead they chose to fork out money for an inferior product.

We need AI to cook up a cure for all the regards in here before cancer