COOK

Tim Cook did not disappoint let’s fuckin goo!!

Let Tim COOK!

Tim Cook beats 

Tim Cook

Let Tim Cook 🧑‍🍳

Tim Cook is cooking the books. Just be patient. 👨‍🍳

AAPL ER still not out? Trying to cook the book last min

#Tim Cook will say "fuck OpenAI, we'll never partner with those losers" and AAPL will pump 25% LMAO🤌

Tim gonna cook

Tim Cook will save the world - Calls for tomorrow

I got the $600c for 1/2027 got to let it cook a bit.

Did MSFT cook the books or CVNA?

We just buy 3 pound ground turkey, half a cup of rice and frozen pees and cook it together. That lasts us about a week. She is allergic to everything under the sun we had to pay for allergy testing and her gut was getting inflamed because of all the different dog foods. Couldn’t even buy the fresh food because she was allergic.

The amount of meth I cook up solely depends on copper prices

Turns out, AI will in fact take your job. Unless you’re a fry cook probably. Don’t wanna fry the robot’s system. Never has a job at Wendy’s looked so stable in any economy. Calls on ROPE!

What's the salary of a fry cook?

Hope that ol Tim is replaced soon with someone that has the stones to innovate again. Edit: Yall can downvote this but Cook is great at squeezing out every oz of profit from an established line. Dude doesn’t have the foresight the crazy dude who thought fruit would save him did.

Let META cook fuck yeah boiiis

Apple can save $SPY by reporting $150B revenue and ripping 10%. All is in your hands Lord Tim Pls Cook 🙏🏼

tbh if there was ever a time in history to cook the books for earnings, it would be now, when the feds are likely either too corrupt or too incompetent to actually do anything about it

Ready for META to cook me alive

jpow is about to go scorched earch after having to attend the lisa cook hearing. fed officials were reportedly listening to tupac's "hail mary" when they came in this morning.

I don’t get why it’s a mystery for all these people. It’s obvious. Before J Powell’s term ends, 🥭 will 100.% try to fire him. That’s why they started an investigation to literally give him the excuse. He doesn’t care if the Supreme Court blocked him from firing Lisa cook. Remember what he did to those FBI directors, Andrew McCabe - fired right before he could retire and collect a pension with full benefits. 🥭 is a petty man that is a fact and it’s undisputed.

Neither can accountants? At least it could cook the books faster and cheaper

Can't wait for earnings season where big tech reports a quadrillion dollars in profits despite the rest of the countrys companies laying off out the ass and not growing. 🇺🇸 America! We don't read books...we cook em!

I need tim apple to COOK tyfyattm

Trump + Tim Cook = calls aapl tmrw

Apple is the lagging MAG 7 company right now, and it's not close. All other MAG 7s are green YTD, whereas, Apple is -7% even thought QQQ is up 1.7% this month. Smh. Wake up Tim Cook, you cuck.

I believe tim apple will COOK tyfyattm

tim cook is going through a decade-long humiliation ritual, it's so sad to watch. can't imagine being long fruit

Can somebody cook up a 10% GDP print? We need to get that Debt-GDP ratio back under 100. I have capitulated for the last time. FIAT collapse means you need assets to survive. I wouldn't bet on an ETF with a 400:1 paper:physical, but that's just me (SLV). Gold bars, here I come.

AAPL Modus operandi was to have everything in house and controlled or at least that how it was during Steve Job's tenure at AAPL. If Jobs saw what cook is doing having to rely on Intel for iphone chips and GOOG for AI, Jobs would've fired cook's ass last quarter.

Tim Cook transmutes sand into silver

Cause they let him cook 🧑‍🍳

Not too late to get into SLV. You can cook it, cut it, bake it, wear it and flex on some hoes, it can do anything! 😁😁

One last SLV run to cook the last of the shorts, so im shorting here. Yes, I will be margin called by market open.

Ooooh, the "cafe". I prefer the gas station McD's with the cook dosing off on fent myself.

eventually IV crush will cook you

This slow cooker is taking way too long to cook my food

What is the point of life? We work 8 hours a day, drive back home, shower, cook, eat, sleep. We repeat that for 40 more years, if we're lucky. We only get the weekends off, but then we clean the house, do laundry, run errands. We rent and pay half of our income for a place we're barely at. If you're not renting, you buy a house and still pay half your income, but there's maintenance and there's property tax. If you lose your job, you lose your income to pay for your house, then you're fucked. anyways spy calls Monday so I won't rope due to the above...

Apple did it.. They finally got to be pay $1/month for icloud.. you win Tim Cook. you win..

Do any of them pull on your hair and help you cook?

Nope. Not acceptable. Steak. Straight off the cow and into your mouth. No salt. No pepper. No cook. Only animal.

Withdrawing my girlfriends invitation to be on my prestigious Board of Sex cos she didnt cook me dinner tonight

all the idea guys are leaving and cook is one foot out the door too idk where this company is going next

no let them cook... >!themselves!<

Once 🌮 fires that Cook Jerome who's stolen billions we're all going to be rich!

It’s not, but the government will continue to cook the numbers and tell a good story while your grocery bills continue to go up exponentially

Japan about to cook us aren’t they?

Just got some 688 calls expiring tomorrow. Intel earnings might cook.