COOK

> let's just cook it so everything is coincidentally 0.1% under est. The absolute state

There is not a single alternative universe in which 🥭 will not cook the books

Orange man has ONE job today..cook the books on CPI and lets 🚀

They better cook the fk out of it

They better not cook these cpi numbers

I'm thinking about transitioning careers. Anyone have experience making the jump from fry cook to millionaire insider trader?

COOK THE BOOKS NOW

They can cook up CPI however they want but we all know prices are fucked for middle class and under

aapl buying china tim cook is president of accppl

You ever get tilted by being down so much on irrational moves higher that you say "fuck it im holding this shit it must reverse" but it never does and you cook like an additional 10k for no reason? Yeah me neither

Why is fake meat holding $3??? Get off the grill! My puts need to cook!

🚀🚀 BYND boutta cook harder than a fake burger on a real grill 🌱🔥 diamond hands only 💎🙌 vegan tendies incoming boys LET’S GOOOOOO

I can't help but feel they're gonna try and cook the CPI numbers, but do it in such a way the market reacts "lol, nope, -5%"

Gl gents, cashing out some TSLA puts and cook the bois a decent meal, unless it V tomorrow I'll be back on the socials bitching about shit being rigged

let us cook they said

I think we have some BYND patties rotting in the bottom of our freezer. I’d cook them up for the dog but I don’t want any more vet bills.

The smell is the problem. If you cook the beef with onions in the same pan, it isn’t bad. They had a good concept of a chicken product but botched the texture.

They sold cars to themselves and booked the EV credits. It’s legal to cook the fuck out of books now.

I’ve somehow managed to cook my whole brokerage account. 36k last week and down to 18k this week

Just let them cook

Let this cook a little longer then SPY calls.

Everyone in here will expect TSLA to crash, and 🍉 will flash that twinkling smile, post a meme, and cook the bears.

🥭 been silent today. Something cook I can feel it

I just want a nice condo with a decked out kitchen and two car garage, a brand new BMW 540i, a Korean pilates instructor girlfriend with small perky tits, and a line cook job at a Spanish fine dining restaurant. Is that too much to ask for?

You... normally cook in the sink? This is why I will not eat anything from work carry ins.

what should i get for dinner? Sink is broken right now so can't cook.

Is Clov about to cook?

Ladies and gents currently looking for a house after blowing my port. I can cook, clean, babysit, let you peg me, etc. All I ask is a humble house to stay in

anyone know if a Chuck Pepper steak is a specific cut? I googled it but it's just a recipe. so I assume my super market just cuts up slices of chuck meat and labels it that to be used for said recipe. either way. it was super cheap and a great cook.

NBIS down this bad on a day where QQQ pushed way higher lmfaaooooo. A red day is going to genuinely fucking COOK us

Cook those books, mighty fascist power tesleeee-eeer!

While the internet (aws) is down, it's time to cook some fake meat💚🤍

It's theta gang week until CPI on Thursday. Cook #'s -> Up Forget to cook #'s cuz literal shitposting ai videos -> Down

I'm about to cook up a beautiful 🤌 pasta penne

I can hardly use other subreddits now. “BeCaUsE iM nEuROdiVerGent WiTh thE tiSm I always…”. Fuck off, you’re reading and typing and clearly ain’t got it all that bad. You’re fucking fine. I know many with the real real tism, that daily in utero Tylenol exposure type shit, and they aren’t communicating a god damn word to no one in any manner. Look at the regards here, some are due to be promoted to line cook soon.

Yesterday my doctor tried to tell me my cholesterol is way too high from all the red meat I eat. I told him Bobby Jr said I should cook my food in beef tallow so it's not that and that he should update himself on the latest medical research. Dude just shook his head and walked out. Nurse came back with a statin script.

Doordash two meals for $23 or go out and get groceries to cook?

Hoping my 10/24 gold calls cook

Haha yeah it’s crazy. I go to Kroger thinking I’ll cook at home to be healthier and save money. Next thing I know dinner is $40 for 2 people and I may as well have just fucking ordered something. Granted that’ll be like 4-5 portions. But, I’m fat so you get it

Can’t cook don’t care

Ima cook the bers by buying puts tomorrow

HSBC gives NVDA a 300 PT and my calls didn't cook

Dont cook my golden goose with SPY the vegetable oil! Soy beans 🫘 !!

Companies should just cook the books like Enron. It's like having infinite money.

Ive lost 4 k and its a big amount of my porfotlio now im at 6 k left. Whats the fastest and best way to get back to 10 k? If you want cook me man serioulsy looking for legit advice

#ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS? I WAS ABLE TO COOK A STEAK AND FRIES, LMAO. 🤌

$AAPL - CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER MET WITH APPLE'S TIM COOK - CHINESE COMMERCE MINISTRY WHAT IS TIM COOK COOKING

No you have to cook it at home after you buy it

Joke is on you china, i cook with motor oil. Clean stuff off the shelf....im not an animal.

Stocks want to cook but we ain’t got no cookin oil