COOK

Senate meeting again at 11 est. they can still block and delay this. Government not reopen. You guys r cook

Saylor I'm gonna need you to cook the books again

He said on Friday he going to cook the numbers show 1% inflation.

if you get it delivered yeah. without the delivery its usually closer to 2x. also a steak is very simple to cook at home, compared to something like a burrito which has many different components

Nahhh dont you remember trump literally fired the last person cuz they didnt cook the books enough.

The sick fuck that decided they want to drink milk from a cow and the other sick fuck that said let's cook this cow titty milk and turn it into cheese.

Not necessarily anything it seems. Enjoy the ride but do not catch feelings. Learn to cook and it won't be a total lose. Also wrap it up

Dating a woman who’s a blatant slut, and not really giving a fuck because she’s a good cook, is a level of grown up I never thought I’d reach.

Wait let him cook

When a fat sob is telling you how to cook something listen. They didnt get fat with bad shit.

Inb4 we cook the last 10 minutes and “Robinhood closed my position early 😭” posts flood in

Do I get free food for working at Wendy’s? Have my line cook interview today at 10am. Wouldn’t mind a baconator on break every now and then, maybe a frosty

Did you cook them first?

Crazy Goals = cook the books

Picked up Celsius and DoorDash … was the cook overdone ??

🥭’s plan to lower beef prices was to cook bulls 😭

Eh, it'll recover eventually if they start learning how to cook their books. HOOD ate shit for 5 years before it finally went on a meteoric rise this year.

Bers need to use a meat thermometer to cook a medium rare steak and they still fuck it up 

if i had $67m my 2028 SPY puts would cook when ai twinks finish the circle jerk

Puts cooked. Mental health cooked. Everything is cooked so I might as well cook up a steak dinner

Lisa Cook cookin. Says money printer goes brrrr 🧑‍🍳

Let us cook!

SMCI, why even cook the books if you make them taste bad?

Value investing sub doing satanic rituals right now to try to cook NOVO’s books before earnings in the AM

Tim Cook is immune to market crashes and bubble bursts

Smci, still cook books? Why is the stock getting cooked.

Karoline is gonna open her weird mouth and cook the market.

TIM APPLE LETS COOK

Will QBTS die after earnings? They can’t cook the books RIGHT?

Why the fuck did you sell when there aren't any bad news? Probably, some big funds need money for cook and hook.

”Watch me cook” - narrator: he got cooked instead

I believe adp numbers which may reflect Amazon layoffs. Will they cook those numbers too? Tune in to find out, tomorrow, on dragon ball reeeee

If BRK/B was trading at 10X 2024 earnings plus shareholder equity it would at 519 Right now it's at 477 Cheapest trillion dollar company to ever exist. Fancy wallstreet analysts love to strip out book value because there's so many ways to cook it, but we all know papa buffet would never. His book takes the form of T bills, real estate, and railroad tracks, not "goodwill" and id bet my left nut it's marked down from a true fair market value. EZ buy and hold

# AAPL, STOP GOING DOWN MAN, YOU ARE KILLING ME.... TIM PLEASE COOK AGAIN

Tim Cook should join with Sam Alt(Ponzi)man.

Ported from Tim the cook to Zuck the cuck Friday.

Our air fryer doesn't have a clock. Only time it knows is: "time to cook this chicken breast to juicy perfection in 12 minutes bitch" time

Do you follow the directions on the package exactly when cooking instant food? I do because I'm sure the multibillion dollar company knows the best way to cook the food they created.

Jesse we need to cook

Let Tim Cook.

Watching all of breaking bad to figure out how to cook meth. Need distribution who’s in

I'll give BYND credit. They sure know how to cook. Their bag holders were cooked to perfection!

Another week of BYND "investors" buying the "dip" and being the most obnoxious people on the planet. I hope Wendy's starts selling BYND's products so these regards are reminded how much they lost every time they cook one

Fed governor Lisa cook (who 🥭 is trying to fire but even scotus won’t let him do so right now) speaking this Monday. Calls it is 🚀🚀🚀

With meta, their spending is increasing faster than their revenue and people are like "this company is cooked, burn it to the ground". But with Tesla, they might actually post negative earnings next quarter and people are like "hold up, let him cook". I think the comparison is even worse when it comes to MSFT, which has just been getting beat down for months for no reason. Basically I'm just saying I think all of the mag 7 should trade at 300 PE, Goog 3000 EOY.

Buffett may cook up some fear tomorrow morning

Apparently once Tim Cook announced that he wasn't pregnant, Apple gave up all its gains.

Bulls are cook