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I fucking hate news nowadays. Here are 3 recent articles about Apple: >Report: Tim Cook to Step Down as Apple CEO 'as Soon as Next Year' >Tim Cook is going to retire at some point, but probably not next year >Tim Cook Might Not Fully Retire After Stepping Down as Apple CEO — Here's Why

Tim Cook really saw his stock comp projections in 2026 lookin bearish and said nah I’m out 

TIL Tim Cook is 65 years old

Let this man cook

Get some rice and beans and some meat and some canned soup and cook it all down in a crock pot then freeze it then get some tortillas and cheese and reheat that stuff and you can eat for a whole week for like 40 bucks

#guys that cook for themselves are weird. Just throw some deli meat into a pita bread and stop being a bitch

they're getting rid of tim cook thank god

So many CEOs bout to bail for the 2026 crash Tim Cook could step down as Apple CEO ‘as soon as next year’

Lentils are like beans for beginners. If you can't cook beans yet, you can still probably figure out lentils. They're not as good as beans, though. So keep grinding, lentilboys.

Apple intensifies succession planning for CEO Tim Cook, FT reports [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-intensifies-succession-planning-ceo-033813352.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-intensifies-succession-planning-ceo-033813352.html)

Why did I never give Dire Straits a serious listen to? This has to be one of the greatest live rock performances I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even start to cook until 3:30 in but wow! The tempo changes, seamless mood shifts, crescendos, and absolutely amazing guitar solos. https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY?si=Zg5yApUhag5QpBRp

Damn. Tim Cook stepping down next year, possible war with Venezuela, and 🥭 giving blow jobs. This weekend is gonna be fun y'all.

Let Him Cook!

Orange 🍊 releasing changes to tariffs after close to COOK the bears come Monday

If Nvidia misses earnings we're in big 🦤, better cook those numbers real good

jensen better cook those fucking books!!

spy is stuck…. theta going to cook both calls and puts

“US Secretary of Labor: Sept Job Report was collected but not processed. Hoping to release next week” haven’t had time to cook it yet

time to cook some turkey bacon and reflect

Since tendie funds are going to be drying up for some of you, here are the best Chicken thighs you can easily make at home: * Preheat your air fryer to 380F. If you don't have an air fryer, do some introspection. * Hit the chicken thighs with smoked paprika, cayenne, garlic, salt. * Lube the basket with duck fat. * Cook the thighs skin side down for 12 minutes. * Flip em' skin side up and cook for another 10-15 minutes, depending on your risk tolerance. You're welcome.

Watching breaking bad again from start to finish to learn how to cook crystal. I need distribution who down

Donny and the boys better cook that fucking PPI

you guys I didn't really wanna sell my shares for $140 but have decided I wanna sell them for $80 wicked bad DID I COOK?! BUSSIN

SUNDAR PICHAI WILL COOK SAM ALTMAN AND THE INDIAN PERPLEXITY BOZO

They needed time to cook the unemployment numbers before releasing it

Tried to apply to Wendy's but they said they now use AI to take orders and cook.

100% they gonna cook the books when the data comes out and we're gonna shrek up

It’s not surprised, it just knows why there is no data being releases. No time to cook the books!

Jpow a few months ago: labor market strong Now: labor market shows weakness Labor market has been shit for so fucking long but i guess they cant cook the numbers no more

"The Gentleman's time has expired." *Let him cook*

Bynd finnaly cook

When I was younger I worked as a cook in restaurants with several illegal immigrants. Those dudes worked their hands to the bone and it wasn't even their only job. Good dudes. We'd hire American kids out of high school and they were fucking insufferable babies

TSLA is so interesting. We’ve had companies cook the books because they stopped making money and go to zero. TSLA is telling us they’re stopping making money and the stock goes up. Works until it doesn’t, I guess

Government reopening as soon as the interns can cook up some 'good' data

Mango has had 40 days to cook the job data. Ofc it's gonna be great.

im so good at making breakfast burritos that im making money in the casino while i cook and the burrito still slaps

Panic sell everything! Data coming in since they can’t cook the books anymore

Bro i have been vegetarian for previous 3 years and I mostly stopped being full vegetarian because i saw that shit like beyond meat was the only alternative when i eat outside. now i cook vegetarian when i am at home and when i am out i eat grass fed beef. Beyond meat is process trash and should go bust

Just had the busiest day yet at my job as a Ramen cook because of the Kings/nugs game

Tim Apple in talks with Lisa Cook to make Tim Cook.

I loaded up on meta calls 720 strike for Dec 19 We will cook

Remember to cook your meat thoroughly to avoid salmonella.

Average dumbass trying to bring others to his own Wendy’s fry cook level

Should’ve held AAPL. Tim cook the books doing great.

Let him cook

Probably because the chow hall cook stands watch like everyone else in the military

I understand why people thank combat veterans for their service. I do not understand why people thank the military chow hall cook, stationed in Idaho, for his hard work boiling potatoes so that National Guardsmen's tummies don't get too hungry.

And they are planning to bring it online in 3 months They know how to cook

what ever happened to ghost restaurants, restaurants that cook for ~~ghost people~~ dashers

Berkshire guy Greg Abel is going to encounter a bad case of Rodimus Prime syndrome where he can't fill the shoes of the big guy and there will be no shortage of woofing from the peanut gallery of social media calling him things like Greg Unabel. His absolute ceiling is Tim Cook.