COOK

GOOGL GOOG WILL SAVE US ONLY BITCH GREEN WHEN MARKET FIXES WHEN LISA COOK AND FED ARE FIRED. WE WILL RIPPP $330 SOON

WE GOT TRAPPEED BULLS FAKE PUMP EVERYONE WRITE TO YOUR ADMIN AND FIRE THE FED FIRE LISA COOK THE FRAAAAAUD

OK So let me get this straight, today Lisa Cook said "idk guys it's getting kinda frothy out there" and that's why the market tanked 3% in a few hours?

I want to see the WSJ try to explain the reasoning behind this one. They always manage to cook up a “stocks tanks/soar as…” story

the fed just nuked the markets and ironically proved orange man right. lisa cook is the worst. and the timing couldn't be more suspicious. seems totally crooked.

There was no catalyst I see. No I don't buy that Lisa Cook bullshit narrative. "They" SPECIFICALLY waited till $NVDA ER pump to just tank everything.

#😳 markets are indeed fucked > FED’S COOK WARNS OF POSSIBLE MARKET DROP > Fed Governor Lisa Cook warned that high valuations in stocks, corporate bonds, housing, and leveraged loans increase the risk of sharp market declines. > She highlighted liquidity risks tied to hedge funds’ growing role in Treasury markets and said private credit isn’t a stability threat but should be monitored. Cook added that AI could destabilize markets, noting that its impact requires close watch. She did not discuss monetary policy.

lisa cook got her revenge on mango. tanked the market

Fed's cook had puts. lol

i'm not a tin foiler, but honestly, this shit is rigged. the sudden bs narrative that's been btfo by nvda yesterday, on top of just being so superficially stupid (hurr durr, open ai can't just ipo and pick up tons of cash, amirite), and then lisa cook, of all people (eg, fired) crashing the market with a statement that would so obviously tank the market. meanwhile, the fear and greed index has been stuck in exteme fear while the markets are near ath, while 90% of stocks are horribly down.

Jensen and mango couldn’t cook the books enough even for this dogshit scam market

Lisa Cook cooked y'all's calls 🫡

Fed Lisa Cook cooking the market

Cook getting very specific with her use of “increased likelihood of outsized asset price declines”

Lots of data on the 26th. Cook a turkey? 🚫 Cook the books? ✅️

Time to cook

Let them cook 🚀🚀

Let the 🧑‍🍳 cook, I want another Ferrari for Christmas, turn the printer on

😂😂😂😂 why didn’t they just ask chatgpt to cook the numbers to make it less obvious

EPIC Elon totally didn't help Mango cook the books in return for Tesla exemptions. Totally didn't happen. EPIC FRAUD.

Cook those numbers Just a white collar crime 🥭 will pardon you anyway TLDR: 🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥

All the good news are now behind us; we are now on the “cook the books” mode to keep the markets up

Tim Cook is 100% going to be replaced by a black lesbian woman

Bears be sucking on Burry's doodads as they line up to apply for Wendy's line cook positions tomorrow.

Curious how badly they’ll cook the books tomorrow on the job report after sitting on the one from October (and everyone knew it was bad).

That’s less books to cook. W

NVDA calls you gonna cook my boy

You better cook Mr Huang, better cook hard

Perhaps NVDA should just cook the books.. you know.. for the greater good.

You think Tim Cook is a cold mother fucker behind closed doors?

Can't imagine the social interaction between Prince bin Salman and Tim Cook. Tim Cook has absolutely zero personality and might not actually feel emotions, meanwhile MBS plays murder tapes at dinner parties. What do they talk about lol

NVDA is an easy beat they can cook the books if needed

Elon Musk made his first public visit to the White House on Tuesday following a rift earlier this year with President Donald Trump. Musk was invited as a guest for a gala dinner to honor Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, one of many business leaders invited, including Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Bill Ackman, and Nvidia (NVDA) CEO Jensen Huang. Others in the room included Cristiano Ronaldo and Republican political leaders, including Vice President JD Vance and House Speaker Mike Johnson.

Tim Cook stepping down, bezos announcing his own startup, meta CRO leaving, telecom CEOs stepping down, BB new ceo, Buffett, and Walmart ceo… just off the top of my head Not sure if ever before seen so much c-suite rotation at one time. Feels like some shit is up ngl

They didn't invite sam Altman to the white house dinner today. You would think with OpenAI putting up 1 trillion of investments they would but only Elon, Tim cook, Jensen, Michael Dell, Lisa Su got invited

since he already pre-announced weeks ago, atp nvda only goes up AH and retains it if jensen has an epic oracle-level earnings/guidance announcement (that's not oracle-level bs). so...trying to imagine what he could possibly cook up.

Did I cook with sofi calls for next week or no🤔

Bought 10k worth of AMZN calls at close did I cook?

“Bubba” is Benjamin Buford Blue, Forrest Gump’s best friend from the Army who dreams of starting a shrimp business. Bubba is the one who teaches Forrest all the different ways to cook shrimp. He also blew Trump.

Diary of a fry cook (Day 256): whenever it feels like the only options are either going to be behind the dumpster or management role. Why does it always end up at the dumpster?

Maybe the government should cook the numbers, unless they are just a buying opportunity.

A wise man once said, cook the man some fookin eggs bitch!

Jensen needs to cook those books harder than Goldilocks

There's absolutely no chance that they cook the books for the jobs reports Thursday. For you to suggest otherwise would be treason.

All these lunatics screaming about bubbles, let my man jensen cook, 56B /qtr on 75% margin. Gotta love how much i can scoop up every week before ER, rinse-repeat.

Jensen about to cook something clever

I don't cook with margin I prefer butter

Yall really think Jensen is not going to cook the book to keep this AI bullshit running? Wallstreet going to load up after Wednesday

NVDA will cook its books and have a slight beat and then the market is toast. GG stupid Bols

META is only down 33.4% from the peak. This piece of shit. Zuck, watch your fking mouth during next earnings report on this bullshit capex/ai spending. Learn to answer the damn question or cook the damn book.