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Tim "Huge Anus" Cook

you're suppord to cook it before eating it

it is digital gold though… and it has actual utility with a public ledger, gives full transparency and audit traceability….. Guess you like imaginary paper and money laundering, where anyone can cook books

Would she even be able to cook?

No one's stopping you from buying a turkey and almost burning down your house trying to cook it without drying it out

I expect they would say, Our Saviour JC arranged for our harvest to come to fruition and the Wampanoag not to cook and eat us, and if Pagans want to thank someone else they are more hell bound than they already were Also I am an atheist anglopoor and I am celebrating it because legitimate day drinking

Ask chatgpt how to cook a turkey if you don’t know…any meat gets dry and gross if you can’t cook 😂

Turkey is the most common sandwich 🤷‍♂️ Don’t cook 18lb turkeys because can’t eat 18lbs of turkey alone…super weird thing to say

Vance: "I don't actually know how to cook and season food, and I don't care who knows that I'm simply useless around anything that needs eating"

Bers gonna try cook da trukew some different way

*Hey Apurimac777, how come you don't cook for yourself anymore?* #BRUH HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE GROCERY STORE# 💸💸💸💸💸💸

Pro tip: Cook the Thanksgiving turkey on the grill. It'll cook a little faster and it'll save space in the oven to cook other stuff. Plus: you can buy a huge turkey that doesn't normally fit in the oven. Plus: the turkey will smell like an amazing charcoal smell if you burn those flavored sticks too.

Warm water then chill it ASAP right after in ice water to stop any bacteria.  Cook immediately after.

If you guys made so much money in the stock market, why can't you buy a ready made meal or hire someone to cook it, hmmmmmm 🤔 🫵🤣

Cook it upside down, and it will be the juiciest turkey you've had.

Dear Apple / Tim Cook. At no point will I ever text someone “he'll yeah.” Please fix your autocorrect. I don’t want to short your company. Microsoft has no problem with their Teams changing my misspelled words to something obscene when l'm trying to be professional in the work chat, so please just follow their algorithm.

Brazzers always finds a way to cook during the holidays

You are crazy if you believe that they dont cook every Single report. Trumpstein is King of fraud

Terrible idea, you spatchcock and dry brine the turkey the day before, make the stock from giblets/backbone the day before or morning of. Separate stuffing with the homemade stock comes out better, and turkey doesn’t get overcooked because time to safe temperature is halved by spatchcocking. Cook it on a grill/smoker for extra points of having a free oven.

Can $GOOGL just come out with an official press release saying they are going to cook with TPU. then can see it fly to $4.5T

We're are back to last week point when Fed Lisa Cook said that the stocks are priced too high. It's almost as if she purposefully lied to the public.

It's a shame Dems are forcibly trying to make everyone hate them. First with Epstein and the shutdown that did nothing. And now with Dem Fed Cook, who was mocked multiple times by 🥭, saying last week that stocks are too high so many sold for a lose.

#Thanksgiving dinner recipe for bers: get some ramen, add water, put it into microwave. Cook for 1-2 minutes. Wait for it to cool down. Serve with salt. LMAO🤌🦜⚓🏴‍☠️

Nvida low key stressed $GOOGL about to cook em

can someone get on the fryers and cook up AI slop of Jensen smashing some TPUs

LPT: two small turkeys (one roasted, one deep fried) beats one big turkey. Faster to cook and easier to keep them from being dry.

Trumpstein will cook CPI to -5% tmrw. He will basically say that People are tired of winning. And by People he means barron

What do people with no friends & family, don't know how to cook, and have a lot of money do for Thanksgiving dinner?

Stop shorting. It's really simple. Fed Cook made a mistake last week saying the stock market is too high. The other Fed already called her out on her BS.

I wonder what Fed Cook is thinking seeing the markets today after last week she said that the markets are way too high.

Ber Booty is on the menu Austrailia knows how to cook bushmeat 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

Told you guys Lisa Cook is just a horrible person. She dumped the market on purpose after the Nvidia earning to screw retail and enrich and MMs. Glad I knew better and held.

So will AAPL dump when Tim Cook steps down? 😔

Steak is better reheated the next day than day of cook

What I don't understand why would Fed Cook come out with such a statement "stocks too high" if she knows a different Fed will pump back the next day. Why be a horrible person to purposefully ruin people's lives.

cook, huang, ?, bezo, ?, musk, wsb in vr?

How can I get a job at Wendy’s if I don’t know how to cook

Don. We need a signed China deal with lowered tariffs. NVDA clear to sell chips to China. Cook the books for a rate cut. Hammer down on the QE. We need three more quarters of bull. THE END OF NEXT YEAR IS THE END OF NEXT YEAR’S PROBLEM.

Discount very poor this Black Friday Retail sales gonna suck 🥭 needs more chefs 🧑‍🍳 to cook those holiday retail numbers

Hellllllll no I want a fat cook telling me how to make it

Tell that to Lisa cook

Nah, why cook when its expired?

Cook cooked my calls

fed lisa cook speech at 10:30 spook the market.

"If your enemy is addicted to calls, convince him to take margin. In doing so, his fate as a fry cook is assured." - Sun Tzu

This MF 🥭 doesn't know how to cook the fucking books. He cant help but brag about employment numbers while inflation is also high af. DO YOU WANT A RATE CUT OR NOT

fed lisa cook speech at 10 o'clock spook the interest rate trade. could also be the BOJ hinting at rate hike last night. But market didnt respond until 10:45. so i don't think that was the catalyst base on the timing. most likely the lisa cook speech

more like black swan event imho. fed lisa cook just had to flap her mouth and spook rate cut hope. Completely wipe away all the gain and dip into negative. would it kill them to stop manipulate the market and just keep their speech during the fed meeting instead of sprinkle random opinion at random time.

Cmon powell COOK THE BOOKS PLEASE

They can’t even cook the numbers properly 🤦