CAT

This is assuming the cat was alive when it fell.

if you are good with banbets then imma assume you have money or you get financial advice from a cat

Does CAT mean nothing to you?!

Has anyone ever tested the theory of the dead cat bounce?

Time for my daily “aged like cat piss” replies to all the confidently wrong prognostications I saw and saved in the overnight thread. I’m petty af

If I don't make 5k today my cat gonna disown me

holy fuck was about to sold my 0dte for a 85% loss. then my cat vomit and went to clean it up. when I came back sold them for 50% gains. what a fucking good boi

dead cat, right?

CAT double top?

Bulls crying happy tears while the 1m 3m and YTD chart all show this as a dead cat bounce and the curve is trending down on the 1y chart. We'll see and im usually wrong, but this feels all wrong

Sell your cat and buy stock.

Poor cat

Is this a dead cat?

how low we get before a dead cat bounce ? 671 then we bounce to 674ish then 668 before open tomorrow ?

It's still wayyy up YOY. Your dip is a dead cat.

Dog shit wrapped in cat shit

I just tried to stand up from the toilet but the seat stuck to my ass and came up with me and then slammed back down. Scared my cat and also me

CAT then AVGO

I'm about to take this chinese/viet baddie out on a date at a cat cafe would you have any advice for me?

CAT when?

I'm looking at CAT as a sympathy play for DE earnings this week.

You bribed your cat?

Finally paid off my cat

Aged like cat piss

Aged like cat piss

Can a cat excavator gives you what pornhub gives you? Long tech.

I saw a CAT excavator on Saturday that was clearing land for a residential development that had LED lighting all throughout the cab and shit lmao CAT ain’t at the top yet.

Mostly on unpredictable stocks like CAT. High volatility.

Why CAT puts? Accelerating earnings growth and accelerating funds invested... Seems strong no?

Positions: Rddt, amat, nflx, apple calls and cat puts

What are the plays this week boys? Any plays ? Dead cat bounces. Negative sentiments getting worse

Yeah like fr they expect me to pump their CAT and waste management corp? if that’s the bull market then just shut the whole market down I’m not “investing” in that shit

My cat got me a $500 bill today, he is better now but thought the same lmao never having kids

If it was doja cat she’d demand you say while slapping her

All the more reason too. CAT and GS make up 20%. Have you looked at those charts? 😂

“People of Springfield, please don’t eat my cat”

have you asked your cat for advice yet?

Unlike you, I employ a highly scientific process and rigorous analysis; I lay cards out with tickers for my cat and the cat picks.

I want to gift my cat some stocks for Valentine’s day What are some stocks you think will be up 100% in the next 12 months?

Crypto dead cat bouncing we’ll see if it lasts

Michael Burry has awaken up the wrath of the palantards. Dead cat bounce in monday?

Weird way to say your cat is humping the roomba.

Their food is a notch above cat food. This will be funny to watch unfold. 

What's a good stock to buy.... okay research Caterpillar CAT number one stock choice among everyone.

You make much more from stocks like CAT and FeDex and SanDisk etc...

I don't even have enough comment karma to post a picture of my cat to a sub. 

This stray cat comes and sits on this big bay window sill in my master room and torments tf out of one of our dogs. The other one doesn’t care, but the other is trippin’ tf out over this cat just chillin lol

Lol nice one See above comment: It's not even 493, it's retardedly overvalued COST, WMT, DE, GE, CAT... Industrials. The rest (financials, consumer discretionary, software) are all bags too. My plan is to continue bagholding

Bag 7 lol. It's not even 493, it's retardedly overvalued COST, WMT, DE, GE, CAT... Industrials. The rest (financials, consumer discretionary, software) are all bags too. My plan is to continue bagholding

What are you feeding your cat? Powdered gold?