CAT

Easy to start a war, harder to end one 🫩 Markets won’t love the cat and mouse game of attacking ships / anything related to US in missile range.

Cat If true

The rumors are true I am a cat

Has anyone here actually seen a dead cat bounce? Does it look like it does in the chart?

Shaping up to be a cat and mouse game in Hormuz 🫩

We were all told that the war (which is also not a war) is over and the oil will flow because the strait is open (but was closed for the war which, again, isn't a war) by the dept of defense (which was renamed the dept of war, but again, no war) because the press sec says its not a war but later the President said it was a war, one of which we have won because he said so but also this war has just started (per sec of ~~defense~~ war). We're in some sort of super-position-Schrodinger's-cat situation with the war-not-war-war. Anyway.... calls.

Don’t dm cat pics to u/31andnotdone She is allergic to cats

Dead cat bounce complete. What hits $300 first, SPY or oil?

So in the past 24 hours strait has been open and closed at the same time.. what in the schrodingers cat

# when ded cat bounce up: bols loud and obnoxious # when ded cat bounce down: bols dead quiet 😢

I think one year of mango market was enough for this cat. When hes gone, one way or another ill play again.

Is it dead cat bounce or is it real pump today?

SaaSpocalypse part2 dead cat?

Ya'll ready for the drop of the dead cat bounce? I don't see any ships moving. Jobs report worst since Covid. Private credit funds hitting circuit breakers. Actually believe it or not, all time high.

Dead cat yesterday. 670 today. CPI sends back to retest Monday lows

Nasdaq and SPY was on a correction path even before the war. This is just a desd cat bounce away from the fundamental trend. Institutionals have shown that they are not willing to participate anymore to the crowded tech trade and buy at these levels. All earnings have been sold off and since November 25 there was no bullish follow up. Could be a good level today for puts.

Mondays are always dead cat bounce. Should be obvio by now

its not a bull or bear who wins its fuking orange cat

haven't seen any u/cashflow_ updates about his cat recently

oil bol blowing a 20% lead today and still trying to buy the dead cat bounce after hours lmao

Im gonna need this cocksucker to drive out on stage on a Cat bulldozer talking about opening up oil again one way or the other

market acting like a cat playing with its food

DEAD CAT BOUNCE.

Cat food for greedy bears

What to do boys? It's regarded to buy any kinda calls short or long dated with Vix being this high and Crude at $90+. It's also regarded to go into puts because any kinda of govt response could send markets flying upwards overnight into a dead cat bounce. Strange game the only winning move is not to play.

Dead cat bounce. G7 said they aren’t releasing any reserves. War not ending anytime soon.

Even a dead cat bounces when it hits the ground.

I have to say, I'm completely unimpressed by this rally; no surprise it's happening, but this is a dead cat bounce if I've ever seen one. Could it continue back to 6800 on ES? Sure. But with financials and transports so weak, this thing will come off just as fast. Once we break through 24k on NQ and 6550 on ES, there's nothing but air below.

Found dead mouse on my driveway this morning, either a cat left me a sweet gift or bers had a soup kitchen, will keep everyone posted on the situation

Literally 4 dead cat bounce mondays in a row and bols still popping champagne like they wont be quiet af rest of week

Classic dead cat lay down and die

Goddamn cat stepped on my tablet and almost bought a deep itm spy call

0dte calls for the dead cat bounce. Puts for the inevitable dump

Dead cat bounce incoming

dead cat splatter. lil buddy forgot to bounce

Probably GS and CAT. 20%

OIL 110 baby we printing gonna blow all on weed and hookers let the good time rool....thank you Donnie my oranga cat

been a while since Cashflow update on his cat

Im a cat.

If oil opens up at $110, that cat went splat.

So rsi for vix is over 70, that means monday there's gonna be at least a dead cat bounce, right? I miss the copium emoji honestly

I did and escaped relatively unscathed, cat

There will be a dead cat bounce Monday to kill puts

Cat Monday.

Dead cat bounce Monday.

I am up 38% for the week all on these dead cat bounces as SPY plunges into the depths.

SPY gonna dead cat bounce to 680 on Monday, burn off all you guys that bought puts down here.

So literally all of market hours was just a dead cat bounce, got it

I matched with a chick on tinder just for her to say I have a cute cat and that she’s not interested And I’m down a lot of money. Gonna go buy some beer and scratchers and cry by the river

The dead cat is in the room with us now!!