CAT

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE THING HAS BEEN GREEN FOR MONTHS NOW ITS RED BURN ALL AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY. Can someone post the why is it going down Cat for ne please.

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Sell everything including your dog and cat

Stop being a little wussy cat and buy

Move for tomorrow will be same as today. Sell my car cat and dogs. Double reverse mortgage my parents house. Full port it into 11/7 meta 700 calls

I was promised a dead cat bounce, and I want it NOW!

PLTR beat. No hard rally. Its officially over folks. Maybe a santa rally, if we're lucky but god hates us so it looks like we're about to get plucked, stuffed, cooked and thrown up by the neighbor's cat

META IS DUE FOR A DEAD CAT BOUNCE TOMORROW

There are only 2 rules. The only comments allowed are "Cat." and "Not Cat." \--- Capitalization matters. Oh also - cats have to be standing up and not cat's get banned.

Best subreddit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsStandingUp/) \--- Cat.

When every cat and dog in Wallstreet bets are doing calls, it's a wrong time. Today they are doomposting. Seems like a right time to get in.

META can’t even dead cat bounce, but TSLA is going to ATHs for no fucking reason with a 320 PE and declining sales.

META rsi at 26 and this mf can't even dead cat bounce lol

my cat just puked all over my laptop charger what does this mean for the market

Red cat turns into sick cat

Dead cat bounce bear trap

Dead cat bounce

Dead cat for FI?

If your cat drools when petting them, its a sign of extreme comfort and happiness

My cat is so weird she likes it when I rub my knuckles super hard on her head and cheeks. Then she drools a little bit and shakes it all over me before asking for more knuckle rubs.

textbook dead cat will happen tomorrow

I told you guys it wouldn’t stop me do better meta dead cat bounce and then 640

Imagine getting excited over a dead cat bounce Y'all are necro's

Time to seize the day Gonna seize it by the back of the neck like a cat 😾

Don't feed the greedy breeders. Just adopt a cat from either a street or a shelter.

You don't buy a cat you just go get one

I wanna buy a cat for my mom, what do you guys say tabby, siamese or british shorthair?

my cat stays awake w me until I go to bed. I'd like to keep shitposting but it's 2.22 am here and he's just a baby, 10 more minutes and I'm out

You bought the dead cat bounce not the earnings low. It's only down another \~1% today.

It’s done two big dead cat bounces in two days. I think this could be a third.

all I want is some sexy nurses/police women/cat women/ wandering around in the street tonight

CAT has to give some back. It is not the AI stock they are making it to be

List of companies that have donated to the $300 million renovation of the White House for Trump * Meta, $META * Amazon, $AMZN * Lockheed Martin, $LMT * Google, $GOOGL * T-Mobile, $TMUS * Comcast, $CMCSA * Altria, $MO * Apple, $AAPL * NextEra, $NEE * Microsoft, $MSFT * Caterpillar, $CAT * Palantir, $PLTR * Micron, $MU * Union Pacific, $UNP * HP, $HPQ * Coinbase, $COIN * Booz Allen Hamilton, $BAH # AND YOU THINK WE'RE GOING DOWN?

Dead cat bounce. ✋️ huffing hopium

i already had 10 calls that were far into the red, but with the Harry Potter, Batman acquisition news, and the 10:1 stock split, it is ripping this morning. Stranger Things is about to release another trailer, everything is pointing to a sharp recovery. I genuinely dont think this is a dead cat, but im a dumb optimist

Humming like a big cat rn🐅 Calls.

I keep sleeping on $CAT retarded boomer strength, earnings yesterday was easy 10 baggers for cheap (0.6–>12.50)

My wife's boyfriend's cat is gonna be pissed that I can't bring home the cat treats for a while.

why isn't CAT up another 10% today? Are bulls stupid?

UNH dead cat bounce

Bought 20k META after hours when it plummeted 10% and was up $800 after a few hours felt like a god timing that dead cat. Should’ve sold, woke up and we down 2k now lmao. Maybe I’ll double down

I just saw a cat irl and expected it to flip me off because of AI videos All in on NVDA

Everyone talking about tech but CAT was lowkey the biggest winner today with calls up 2000%

Prb a dead cat bounce as people take profit on their puts, then down further.

what the heck happened to CAT? That was huge jump. Sold too early. Saying AI 3 times and that.....?

Caterpillar/CAT was a welcome surprise. Did anyone see that coming?

and i will buy my puts on the cat bounce

Yup. Now they have ai automating cat meme generation

Azure crashed, so the email server at work did too. The cat ladies have nothing to do now and are making a big show out of it. Little do they know I was on my phone all day making money off STX 😎

CAT is on FIRE