CAT

Should I get my cat a heated bed for Christmas?

Need to win powerball so I can buy my cat a $1M house

My analyst told me to short lly. She is not getting any cat treats until the new year. She's going to have to go outside and hunt birds and mice if she wants any treats.

...and what is the bear cat thing?

I’m thinking about making the switch to calling things I don’t like “cat shit” instead of “dog shit” but I don’t know 

When he told me that I could pet his cat, this is not what I thought he was talking about.

I'm his cat.

He's a cat 🤔

Just do anything but dead cat bounce next week…

\[David Attenborough Narration\] Here we see the SPY lounging lazily around 680, having clearly decided this is good enough for now. It paces a little, sniffs upward, glances downward, then settles back into the same spot like a cat refusing to move from a warm windowsill. Predators called “volatility” stalk nearby, but the SPY simply blinks. It has food, it has comfort, and it has absolutely no urgency. For now, it survives not by action, but by stubborn indifference.

Prosperous cat bounce

Can it just move in one direction instead of dead cat bouncing like an asshole?????

Would be gay if dead cat bounce.

dead cat bounce

Okay can we do something other than dead cat bounce????

One on the floor, one on the nightstand, and one on the couch blowing on the cat

Giving that cat too much *fancy* feast

That’s a really fat cat

#Now that we got dead cat bounce out of the way, drilling can resume tomorrow LMAO🤌

Dead cat bounce

Dead cat bounce, get ready for an absolute reckoning tomorrow

Your cat is a keeper. My cats just beg for food all the time, although one wants to play fetch all the time.

ALWAYS listen to the CAT unless they are HUNGRY cause then they are LIARS Thank you for your attention to this meowter.

Every time I tried to sell my 12/19 puts my cat got in the way. She is now my financial advisor and she is getting a bonus tomorrow.

That kitty cat dead

#Bol couldn't even muster a proper dead cat bounce after this week's crash LMAO🤌

Dead cat getting beaten into close

Holy fuck it was all a dead cat bounce 💀

People who don’t have a cat or dog, are you an idiot?

Just buying shares this week and hanging with my cat cuddling with this cute purring guy

seems like a dead cat bounce

Little dead cat bounce before another drill… if you have common sense get out of stocks and wait til later next week

#bol can't even get a proper dead cat bounce after so many red days LMAO🤌

Anyone else got a cat that wont stop asking for food even tho they just fucking ate

Can’t decide if this is a reversal or dead cat on the last 2 weeks

Dead Cat Bounce, EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!

when you say MU you have to say it like a cat. That's an FEC rule

Dead cat bounce

Relief rally, Santa rally, dead cat bounce or recession cancelled - all the above

Continue to short QQQ at 605.9, dead-cat bounce I see.

fuck you ber cute cat though

If you’re gonna go the magic cat route, better to get one that can improve your picks.

800 rent? Better find a roomate. And maybe a magical cat who pays a little rent too

Best I can do is a dead cat bounce on Friday afternoon and Monday morning.

Lost my house, lost my wife, lost my cat, and lost my credit rating. Only option is homelessness. Its been a great run

Man I could sure use a dead cat bounce on these ai stocks tomorrow

qqq chart looks like a cat. calls

Okay can it just do something other than dead cat bounce?

# So basically Nov 20 to now was just a GIANT dead cat bounce # That was some diabolical shit

VRT and CAT are better speculative plays than Nvidia at this point.