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Calls on CAT and URI. Time to bury those silver quarter rolls in the back yard.

yesterday morons were buying the dead cat bounce. its joever

yesterday dead cat bounce today drill to earths core

I hate that I like some of the AI Youtube shorts - 'specially the skeleton ones and some cat ones 😒

Shorted some QQQ around 597.8, dead-cat bounce. Mid-term target 540-550 area.

Massive put buying at open could make dead cat fly

My cat died 3 weeks ago. My relationship breaks down. I'm depressed. I come back from therapy and rehab. And there is a fucking War??? STOCKS ARE RED? WHAT THE FK?

I guess yesterday was a dead cat bounce because holy shit.

Dead cat bounce today?

Everyone so bullish, while this shitty dead cat bounce was nothing but a mean reversion and ended in a bearish break even at the top of our multi week range.

Was today a dead cat? Find out on tomorrow’s episode

CAT

Ever heard of a dead cat bounce lol

Is this a reverse dead cat bounce?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my cat just looks at me and thinks "What the fuck even are you?"

Puts bought. Back down you cat

Good cat. I like.

Reddit ban AI is just complete shit. I got the same thing in a cat sub with nothing threatening or violent.

Looks like you need help. Have u considered hiring my cat

Reading the news right now be like: Israel launches missiles and destroys vital Iranian command post Iran launches missiles which were quickly intercepted US launches missies and destroys Iranian leader’s entire residence Iran launches missiles which were quickly intercepted Israel and US missiles kill multiple Iranian generals Iran launches missiles and kills stray cat (it was intercepted but debris couldn’t be stopped)

RUN dead cat bounce play?

There's probably a minor difference. Dogs hunt for food, which is rational self-interest. Cat's, if you assign them any moral agency, hunt for sport and toy with their prey. In a human context the cat aligns more with concepts of evil. But operating on the assumption all bitches are evil tends to also be efficient.

Who's ready for the bitcoin dead cat cycle in 2028? People will cheer as it goes from 20k to 65k and then theyll say "well the 4 years are up so now it's time to go down another completely normal 80%"

yes. Pretty sure the cat shows up every few years, says something random and drives up the stock. Then sells some. And the secret messages that they think he is sending are hilarious

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Doordasher driving a Hell Cat. Short everything NOW!

Beware of the dead cat bounce BAC.

Was SAAS stocks a dead cat 🐈 or a dead zombie 🧟 bounce yesterday?

I trust the baconography cat peuk index more than inverse kramer

The last time my cat threw up this much, SPY dropped 25 bucks in one day. Just sayin'.

AI cat videos are low-key the shizz, totally justified to keep pumping trillions in capex

My electricity bill fcking doubled. All for these retards to generate cat videos smdh

My cat is zoomin around the house

the real reason I shred my paperwork every year during tax season is so I don't have to look at line items like, "You SOLD CAT at $411.00"

me and this cat outside have just been fucking staring at each other for the past hour

lmao say the dead cat thing again

dead cat bounce

Thats a faaaaaat dead cat bounce

Im scared to look up the origin of “dead cat bounce“ probably some gruesome medieval leasure activity where they threw cats off buildings for fun and its just gonna ruin my whole day

nice dead cat bounce

Dead cat bounce or v?

Dead cat bounce?

You know, I had a suspicion that yesterday might have just been a dead cat bounce because of the SOTU, kind of like the early days of 2025 when it would pump in anticipation at every speech announcement.

I’ve been waiting for CAT put but the spread is so fuking wide to hold over night!!!

Why the fuck is CAT drilling?

1 Cat + 1 Soup + water = Success

SaaS with a dead cat bounce. Or Jane Street pulled some bullshit with this selloff that we'll find out about 5 years from now.

Release a cat 🐈

New cat was up all night trying to kill the old cat. Just like AI trying to fight humans. Calls.

Was this just a dead cat bounce for bitcoin on its way to 40?