CAT

Why? You don’t think it will do a dead cat bounce? Also all my cash in and my cash is just 1%

Wait, Bitcoin was just a dead cat?

next stop 683 chugga chugga choo choo! SPY going to open at 680 and then instadump to 675 dead cat bounce and nose dive to 670 i really hope im wrong since im holding a shit ton of calls

Sounds like my cat

Should have bought CAT CMI GEV CASY and took a long 3 year nap.

So did this cat so it is what it is.

Definitely cuter than your dog thats for sure. Sorry about your cat, broski.

My cat was almost murdered by my dog this weekend so I’m sure your cat is cuter.

My cat is way cuter than your cat, bro. His name is Ezekiel.. and he is a freakiel.. every day of the weekiel.

so this one time my cat had dragged in a mouse in the house and somehow it got in one of my snowboots but i didn't know so one morning i just come downstairs and it fucking stinks, rancid, putrid smell and i see a bunch of flies buzzing around my boots so i'm like wtf is this, and i check and there's a mouse rotting in there so obviously google overtakes nvidia eoy

My cat is Asian, can confirm

I like market like my dog likes cat poop. I can’t quit you, you disgusting piece of shit.

Idk guys, looking at RSI on SPY given current trading volume, and after running a reverse Hashimoto analysis on every dead cat bounce (not factoring in the beta ripple on existing leaps) you'll see that I have no idea how to trade options

Meat cat futures. Thank me later.

Corn so obviously a dead cat bounce

"Dog is in the cat litter box.".  (Brief pause)  "JFC."

Your dog or cat loves you.

That's it I've fucking had it. Liquidating my entire portfolio and starting a meat cat farm.

ded cat bounce 🐈

I protected my shares wit a 210p that expires late January because I am so fucking tired of watching that stock get batted around like a cat toy.

What do you know about hard times? Hard times are jerking off the cat to feed the dog

Stocks that I like right now, no DD, pure crystal balls: MU, GOOG, GM, WBD, LLY, WDC, CAT

You guys like snuggling? I like snuggling. Kinda wish I had a cat _those_ things like snuggling

Nice CAT ATH

Cat.

Cat.

I feel like if i bought my cat an iPhone she would never text me Prob be watching cat vids

Futures are like a cat toy to entertain retards. The mouse doesn’t get released until 9:30 am

I wore my "Tummy ache survivor" shirt that has a picture of a shellshocked cat on it to the gym the other day and got a sick pump and looked like an ironic swole guy that likes to laugh a little. Today I walk in and saw a scrawny, awkward dude that really just wasnt pulling it off and tbh idk how I feel about being copied.

Other general advice is buy mid cap stocks and for noobs but CAT

Da fuck is a doja cat

Cat dog, alone in the world is a lil cat dog

Cat.

I uhhh.. have a cat

Did the cat lick it up? 

Is it that good? I have a very long bengal cat…so im wondering how he would do in there.

My wife won’t let me get a dog or a third cat and she wants an actual kid fml 

How to invest in that? sounds like a disaster for humanity so this will print massively until we are forced to scavenge cat food to survive.

Ber trap, Bol trap. Trap trap trap. MMs just playing with our emotions, taking our money, like a cat playing with a half dead mouse.

"Silly bols dont understand that this approach to brand new ath is just a dead cat bounce 🤦‍♂️ black monday fs this time and we'll be back at $400" - bers unironically

SPY dead cat bounce

RGTI and other quantum meme stocks had a nice dead cat bounce yesterday, now back to drilling boys

Crm and adbe....2 dieing companies with dead cat bounces lol. Added puts

Does anyone actually know ber in real life or are they all friendless cat men

My cat walked over my keyboard and somehow brought up a chart of LLY. Should I buy? Maybe my cat is tired of me losing trades

It’s just cat videos and orangemanbad anyways

d3aD cAt BoUnC3

#thats a funny looking ded cat bounce bers LMAO 🤌

A White House cat would never.

Bro my cat so cute right now just laying with me purring