CAT

Guys, just get a cat and relax. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Can I get a dead cat bounce please.🙏

so if the cat has 9 lives, how many times does the dead cat bounce before its declared dead?

Look at that cat bounce!

What we saw in the last 15minutes was a dead cat bounce. Nvidia needs to hold 180 or the drawbridge is down and the orks will come charging in from mordor to rape everyones port.

Dead cat bounce before circuit breakers

Would anyone like to buy my cat. Selling for $11,650 aka enough to cover my margin

oh lord. theres no dead cat bounce.. my entire thesis is ruined.

Who da fuck has money for a fridge, you fat cat

Occasionally my cat will hop on my desk and scurry across my laptop while my brokerage is pulled up. Scary

Please god just one more dead cat bounce, I’ll sell this time

They have no sign of life. Dump on heavy volume, but no dead cat bounce. Below all trend lines. I wouldn’t touch it yet

Cat is really starting to feel the effects of this gov shutdown, he wont stop humping blankets.

So Wednesday was actually a textbook dead cat bounce huh

That SPY charts looks like a dead cat laying face towards me.

Hopefully a nice couple of months of red and loading up on a few dead cat bounces along the way

Not sure even the shutdown ending would reverse this. Feels like 2022, might be a couple of dead cat bounces along the way but the top was in and it could take a year or more to get back there. Market was running on fumes and fake bullshit from the AI grifters and there's a long way down back to reality from here

Yea I dont think that cat is bouncing brother.

Dumping as volume shows up Worried now, 1 week straight of selling and dead cat bounces everywhere

So.. how bad *does* cat food taste?

Literally no buyers in sight and if there are it’s just for a dead cat bounce How did we go from immense greed and one of the strongest bull runs to not even being able to put a pump together Feels like the whole market is getting a taste of what meta buyers got

#Bol can't even manage to muster a dead cat bounce LMAO🤌

Thanks Scam Altman for this correction Gota wait for shutdown to end for the selling to stop, could be a week or so with maybe a fake dead cat bounce in between

Looks like puts are getting flushed tomorrow. The real dead cat bounce might be incoming.

dw, Nikkei will crush this dead cat bounce in 11mins, say goodbye to ur futas and i dont mean those kind

Futures are a dead cat

We will at least get a dead cat bounce.

Market markets are playing a game of cat and mouse with bears and bulls trying to get each one to keep moving and make mistakes. This week has been up down up down? Tomorrow up to complete the sine wave?

Lol… he called it a cat, actually. Lol so you are not too far off.

Dead cat bounce tomorrow to 675?

how much bounce could a dead cat bounce if a dead cat could chuck wood

Deader cat bounce or big shrekly V no in between

What if April was a dead cat bounce?

Yesterday was a textbook dead cat

The dead cat bounce from April is finally over

Oh shit the cat is dead

Deadest cat bounce

Damn so yesterday was just a dead cat bounce?

Lmao to everyone who thought that dead cat bounce yesterday was actually the market recovering

Hope you got your discount on puts on that dead cat bounce in the morning.

no bouncing just a dead cat

so it was a dead cat bouncing?

Yesterday was a dead cat jump

So yesterday was just a dead cat bounce in the middle of the crash?

Serious question here, is SPY showing 2 dead cat bounces?

Looks like a lot of BULL bag holders in here(myself included) Dead cat bounce confirmed. We going to $5 a share

How many days could a dead cat bounce if a dead cat could bounce days?

They say curiosity killed the cat

Today was a little dead cat bounce. Tomorrow bul is fuk

Say yes and your cat will have a $5 Billion Market Cap.