CAT

Did I hear that right? OpenAI represents 45% of Azure’s future contract bookings? Damn, I didn't sell enough MSFT a month ago. Please dead cat bounce one more time and I promise to never, EVER have any of your stock in my port again, Slopya.

WHY IS TESLA UP AGAIN :SCREAMING_CAT:

My cat

when a girl asks why you like her (or any serious question) just say lemme ask my cat

id wait for a dead cat into the weekend. rising tensions with war talk and the US dollar devaluing.. n one is gonna risk into a weekend.

They are eating the dogs, they are eating the cats, eat the cat, eat eat the cat.

Sold entire portfolio. On my way to Alaska to buy some ground & a CAT bulldozer 🫡

MSFT didn't even bounce, it is just a flat-lined dead cat.

Is this a dead cat bounce or stripper bounce?

Slow reluctant scardy cat grind back up

Place your bets is this a dead cat or V?

Dead cat bounce on silver or business as usual and crawl up to an ATH for the rest of the day?

Im getting cheap calls for the dead cat bounce EOD I stopped thinking and it’s been working so far

What did you do SPY?!! You killed my beautiful CAT you sonofabitch.

##So AI was really a bubble and cat videos after all?

my cat just said mow (that's bearish)

Omfg I meant to buy CAT calls and accidentally bought puts instead had an immediate $300 loss and exit. My calls would be up $1k already

wtf happened to CAT? It jumped to $687 for one minute & now look at it

UNH is definitely dead cat bounce. But given the timing of the insurance announcement, I sniff some grifting

I bought a put from Carvana today exactly before the dead cat bounce haha 😂 shit… luckily just one… but still… total idiot

OpenAI just screwing up everything to create cat videos. Get that trash outta here

Fuck I fucking love my fucking cat fuck she’s so fucking adorable fuck

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Msft is a butthole man and I’m super depressed and probably gunna buy a cat and not feed it

AI took my job, trashed my car, burned down my mailbox and kicked my cat.

My cat loves the stock 🐈

Dead cat bounce. 689 tomorrow

I won't be able to feed my cat if SPY keeps droppin

Head and shoulders with a dead cat bounce complete on spy, damn this bitch drilling today huh?

UNH dead cat bounce, don't fall for it

The last time UNH plummeted, I saw for two days straight “bottom is in” while it kept plummeting. If I hadn’t had listened to some sorry copium addicts, my OTM puts would’ve made me 10 grand but I sold early. Puts on this dead cat bounce.

Yes nvda dump to hell. Feed me and my cat steak tonight

Dead cat bounce

There’s literally no reason to read any book other than Cat in the Hat. It’s all you need to know

I really like her but she keeps ignoring me Might be because she's a cat

CAT puts

1 more dead cat bounce tmrw before the waterfall

playing for a dead cat bounce stfu and let me play with my bags

Slv cucks giving you another chance to short this dead cat... love you guys

TFW when you sell a micron call you bought at the low of the day at the top of the dead cat bounce, feelsgoodman.

Don't know but I have some orders in for a couple of derivative certificates from JP Morgan at 50% and 25% of current face value on the thesis that if it dumps that far there will be a dead cat bounce.

sell puts, share price target with premium 240, dead cat bounce, buy back. This is a high rr trade. Calls is another way to structure it for sure. But... people looking for downside protection now will have the higher IV... so I like selling puts here.

Dead cat bounce 

sell unh puts, buy back on dead cat bounce.

how many times will we hear “dead cat bounce” and “exit liquidity” today?

Copy cat nice here you are again 🐈

I'm a huge SLV bull, I sold today and bought puts. I think we're dropping to 90 before a consolidation and a push higher. Def a dead cat bounce.

Up 1% after being up 6% is not a dead cat bounce lmaoooo

Silver dead cat bounce bulls are fuked

Profit taking According to my cat