CAT

CAT > NVDA Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow.

Top 5 dividend stocks: (to play long dated calls) CAT VZ NEE O PG -or- PFE Don't lose money on chips, kids.

The best Thanksgivings are the ones that your uncle who served in '91 Desert Storm tell your prick distant relative prick Gen Z kid that 🌽 sucks and throws a yam at him. Buy CAT

Imagine being at your family Thanksgiving and thinking you're smart & cool by telling the table you have calls on NVDA and/or AMD. And your Boomer uncle rightfully laughs and tells you to suck his CAT shares and dividend. Lol

Too big for a dead cat bounce but I feel super choppy market

If this isn’t a dead cat bounce at least let me exit with some of my monies thank you for your attention to this matter

have you tried.. asking a cat for advice?

"Dead cat bounce" #LMFFAAAAOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

The Bolz won. Inflation is gone. Jobs are everywhere and tech is hiring HR, recruiters and DEI candidates. Housing market is healthy and affordable. GDP is accelerating. Tariffs are good for the economy. All wars have ended. Bubbles only exist in bathtubs. This is just a healthy dead cat bounce. Pile into calls regards.

my cat gets extra treats for waking me up early to sell my IREN puts for a profit on the west coast..

Maybe friday and monday were the dead cat bounce all along and we're now headed for march 2.0.

Dead cat bounce but the cat also has a jetpack

How dead was that cat jesus

Dead cat bounce? Honestly doesn’t matter. My port is fucked either way

Was a dead cat bounce rip gg

My cat was right.. She said NVDA was not a buy in AH yesterday

Anybody like CAT, bull flag

Yesterday was a dead cat bounce. Prepare accordingly.

Corn down and Nvidia down 2.8%, this was a dead cat bounce yesterday

Is meta a good stock to own? I am having trouble finding an answer online. I see the average price target is 840. Is it possible that it will go back to the pre earnings price within a year? Was today just a dead cat bounce? Any chance of it hitting 650 this year?

Google search is gone, this is a dead cat bounce

if my cat says buy GOOG.. is it financial advice or kitty advice?

I asked my cat if NVDA is a buy in AH She said wait

You’ll be eating your cat as Thanksgiving dinner if you keep it up

I need to make 7k this week so I can afford to feed my cat Thanksgiving dinner

Sure bro, calling dead cat bounces based on what? How clinched your butthole is?

This was a dead cat bounce on corn today. How soon do we get near $80k again?

Ded cat bounce

Bears today were like "fake pump fake pump! Dead cat bounce! Rug pull incoming!" and it's like, dudes, that's how you end up not actually invested in anything.

Cool dead cat bounce. Now let's do a real crash for the slow learners.

Dude a Waymo killed a cat in sf that was a bookstore pet and community symbol of hope. See how that logic works. Hate to break it to you it’s still safer than humans driving. Accidents will happen. 

What cat!

Dead cat bounce or nah

I think the cat was just oding and came alive when they hit it with narcan... sombitch almost took my eye out.

Dead cat bounce today?

We pumped on low volume, a 25 bps cut (interest rates are up since tge cuts morons) and taco cheerleading. Hope y’all took profit today. I took profit and hedged. Seasonally a good week but after last week today reeks of dead cat bounce. Sleep tight.

this cat is made of extra bouncy rubber

Dead cat bounce? 🤔

let's pump in honor of my cat who passed away today.

Why are we going down cat meme

ADIOS BULS (either im eatin steak with your mom, or ramen with my cat)

Is the dead cat in the room with us?

Deceased cat bounce ❌ Deceased Feline Ricochet ✅

"this is a dead cat bounce" = "shit, I'm fucked once again"

obvious dead cat bounce

I'll take dead cat bounce for 1000

#Dead cat bounce is fading hard LMAO🤌

Dead cat bounce or real recovery? I’m undecided

Dead cat

Corn bros not even getting a solid dead cat bounce lmao