BE

Not sure about tomorrow, BUT, I am betting PUNT every Pats drive on DraftKings. IM GONNA BE RICH

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I WILL MAKE MONEY, I WILL 1000x MY PORT, I WILL BE THE NEXT WOLF OF FAIL STREET \- anyway calls or puts guys? I was thinking full port weekly $300 puts on SNDK and $90 calls on PYPL, someone told me about "value investing" or something like that

OPEN THE FUTES ALREADY THIS WAIT SHOULD BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL

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TRUMP: GOING TO MEET AGAIN WITH IRAN EARLY NEXT WEEK DEAL CAN BE REACHED WITH IRAN, HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

IRAN TO NUKE WYOMING OVER THE WEEKEND ALL 3 PEOPLE THERE WILL BE OBLITERATED 👹

MY ROBUX GOING TO BE WORTH MILLIONS

MORALE NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED

SPY WANTS TO RUN TO $690 LET HER BE FREE

BERS WRONG AGAIN - MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y LMAO

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BE is getting so many upgrades this morning.

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS TO BE SHORT SILVER 🤑🤑🤑

#IF ONLY THEY HAD SPENT THE CAPEX ON SPACE DATA CENTERS WE WOULD BE FINE 🤡🤌

It could be worse. IT COULD BE WORSE 😭😭😭😭

\*WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES "GOLDEN DOME" TO BE RENAMED "GOLD-FOILED DOME"

If companies do what they do because shareholders like it... WHO THE FUCK WANTS BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS TO BE BURNED IN AI BULLSHIT? WTF IS AMAZON GONNA DO WITH 200B?? IT COULD BUY A COUNTRY

AMZN calls are toast and my BE puts are also toast. Make it make sense

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> BREAKING: FORTUNE COOKIES TO BE RENAMED POVERTY COOKIES

BE GREEDY WHEN THE REGARDS ARE FEARFUL

YOU VILL OWN NOZZING AND BE APPY

#HOLY SHIT MY 676 PUTS ARE ACTUALLY GONNA BE ITM

BUY IT ALL BOYS DONT BE DUMBFUCKS

"🌽 WILL BE THE FINANCIAL FUTURE" Shit is losing value faster than the dollar lmao

I HEREBY DECLARE THIS TO BE THE BOTTOM! Let's frolic and buy!

EVERYONE PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING AT THE LOWEST MARKET BIDDING PRICE AND BE IRRATIONAL

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TOMORROW IS GONNA BE THE REAL THETA GANG ON EARNINGS 😂

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GOOGLE SAYS CAPEX SPENDING WILL BE $175B-$185B BYE BERS

SURELY 50% PULLBACK HAS TO BE THE BOTTOM ON HOOD

EVERYONE PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING AT THE LOWEST MARKET BIDDING PRICE AND BE IRRATIONAL

Don’t give up SPY YOU CAN BE GREEN

ITS GONNA BE OKAY GUYS RIGHT? RIGHTTTTT?

MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED

KAWK HARD ✅ POSITIONS OPENED ✅ FRAUDFOLIO READY TO BE DESTROYED ✅ REGRETS  ❌

COPX COPPER IS THE ONLY METAL THATS GONNA BE BACK AT ATH IN NO TIME HAHA

PHEWTURS M00NING AND ONCE AGAIN, QQQ PROVES HERSELF TO BE THE BADDEST BITCH IN TOWN . UP 0.2% IN THE LAST ONE HOUR L@@K

Every gold dip WILL BE BOT until (and if) there is a peaceful transition of power.

GEV BW and BE have been my MVP‘s this month. semi’s are down, but data centers aren’t dead.

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BREAKING: 🥭 RUMOURED TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT & CEO OF INTEL 

BE CAREFUL, there is nothing for Trump to TACO on....

TESLA TO TELL SENATE COMMERCE COMMITTEE WEDNESDAY THAT CONGRESS MUST MODERNIZE SELF-DRIVING CAR REGULATIONS, WARNING IF U.S. DOES NOT LEAD IN ROBOTAXI DEVELOPMENT "CHINA WILL BE THE DOMINANT MANUFACTURER OF TRANSPORTATION FOR THE 21ST CENTURY" -- WRITTEN TESTIMONY Ah the classic you HAVE to let robotaxis in the US or else China will win and we can’t have China win!