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SURELY MSFT CANT BE SERIOUS

> 🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT

🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT

THIS WILL BE A FRIDAY FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

#THE MARKET MAKERS HAVE DECIDED TODAY SHALL BE A PUMP DAY BEFORE THE RUG ON TUESDAY, BUT FOR NOW, WE BOLS MAY REJOYCE

FACE IT, YOU HAVE NOT A SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT THE MARKET IS GOING TO DO TODAY. YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE, IF YOU DID.

🫲S'GONNA BE YUUUUGE🫱

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OUR MONEY IS GETTING OUTPACED BY BIG MACS EOY BIG MACS WILL BE 10$

I WILL BE YOUR CRYPTO PRESID3NT

SNAPCHAT WILL BE A TOP 10 COMPANY IN 5 YEARS.

Guys didn't you know that all the world's largest companies that produce trillions in revenue and destroy earnings quarter after quarter are ACTUALLY WORTHLESS TRASH THAT MUST BE PANIC DUMPED TO OBLIVION? News to me, anyway.

RDDT DROPPING $10 A DAY MEANS IT WILL BE FREE IN 2 WEEKS

MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED!

DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

IT CANT BE LIKE THIS 🤣

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Anyone in $BE (Bloom Energy) ?

Work just asked me why my productivity has been slipping and where the project is at Took a page out of bondis book and replied “THE DOW IS AT 50K, MARKET NEAR HIGHS, THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT”

big ass morning coffee ✅ champ breakfast ✅ giant smelly shit ✅ WHAT A TIME LINE TO BE ALIVE

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Mostly all in on Bloom Energy BE. The stock flushed all weak hands today until 10:30am EST, then turned around and ripped faces off into the close. This is the kind of action that means a lot. Also, check these options stats I compiled: All option orders since 1/20/26 between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000 (big money) The put/call ratio is an astounding 0.05 https://preview.redd.it/kxyoyq9s4zig1.png?width=2002&format=png&auto=webp&s=12de4a203b2acb16389bc2391fec960d387ac9fa

this newest wave of bers are the funniest and stupidest ive seen in history. *market goes down -0.02%* **bers: TOMORROW WILL BE BLOODY LIKE TODAY**

"why havnt you done jck shit about all the rich elite pedos?" "DOW IS AT 50,000 THATS WHAT WE SHUD BE TLKING ABOUT" ffs

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THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN

#GREAT DAY TO BE COLORBLIND

# HERE COMES $695 # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

TRUMP: GREAT JOBS NUMBERS, FAR GREATER THAN EXPECTED TRUMP: AMERICA SHOULD BE PAYING MUCH LESS ON BOND BORROWINGS 🥭 please stop, this is the opposite of how it works.

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BILLIONS MUST BE EMPLOYED.

#ECONOMIC DATA IS 100% GONNA BE ASS DESPITE THE COOKING, ACCORDING TO SLV/GLD FUTES

#TODAY'S GONNA BE A PUMP DAY, IT HAS TO BE, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY

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# CHOOO CHOOOOOO # LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES ABSOLUTELY # SOARING # GOING TO BE +1% BEFORE ANY DATA DROPS SO IF IT'S BAD IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO BACK TO FLAT # WE ARE FULLY BACK IN BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP MARKET

FINAL MU SHAKEOUT BEFORE INVESTOR EVENT SENDS US TO VALHALLA TOMORROW. UNLESS IT DOESNT. THEN THAT WOULD BE BAD.

GOOGLE BE FUCKING FORREAL DAWG, BFFR!

I FUCKING HATE RICH PEOPLE WITH THEIR FANCY SHITS AND STUPID LAUGHTER… I HATE THEM SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO BE ONE, like them 🦧

# HERE COMES THE MASSIVE BULL FLAG BREAK OUT # SLAM CALLS OR BE LEFT OUT

COINS BID/ASK BE LIKE .17/1.30 🤣🤣🤣

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#OPENAI ADDING ADS TO FREE CHATGPT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF INDICATOR

###HOW MUCH MORE OF A SHADOW GOVERNMENT DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN ORDER TO PRODUCE A TIDDLYWINK OF A PUMP

#ARE THE MARKETS GONNA BE GHEY OR REGARDED TODAY

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Orangoman: USD NEEDS TO BE STRONK USD: FAK OFF MEIT, I DIE TODAY

MARKETS GONNA BE RED THIS WEEK CAUSE NFL IS SHIT

CAUSE WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS