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#YOU KNOW WE ARE GOING TO BE BRIGHT GREEN TOMORROW RIGHT?

TARRIFS TO BE INCREASED TO 1000% AGAINST US TMRW

WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF THE COURTS BLOCK THIS RETARDS 15% GLOBAL TARIFF LMAO

OFICIAL NOTICE ALERT DUE TO YOUR POOR ATTITUDES, I WILL NO LONGER BE SHARING PICTURES OF MY DINNERS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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# ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR OUR COMMENTS TO BE SEEN WHEN BIG FONT BERHUNTER IS IN CHAT

🫲🏻I ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD BOY🫱🏻

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PEOPLE TRYING TO BE “NICE” ON THE ROADS JUST FUCK UP THE NATURAL TRAFFIC FLOW AND MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE STUPID CONSIDERATE FUCKS 😡

IF HE DOESNT DO SOMETHING ST000PID DURING THE 🅱️EEKEND MONDAY IS GONNA BE GREEN AF

I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY 😂

#I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY

HE WANTS TO BE A GOOD BOY, GUYS

#I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY.

SPY WILL NEVER BE 700 AGAIN.

🥭'S REVENGE TRADE GONNA BE ON IRAN THIS WEEKEND

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# MSFT HAS TO BE THE WORST STOCK EVER LMAO.

CVNA PUTS HAVE TO BE THE PLAY RIGHT??!

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

MSFT IS TRASH, BE WARNED OF THE INCOMING RUG PULL!! SELL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

JUST BUY THE DIP AND IT"S GONNA BE FINE

Fucking Europoors. Why can't they be eurorichs for ONE FUCKING NIGHT. BE MORE LIKE JAPAN.

KTOS has shady government connections so I’m betting on corruption. PLTR is even more intertwined; so fundamentally sound or not, it’ll be a momentum play but I’m not touching it. LMT, RTX, BE Personally I bought KTOS.

You just don’t have the vision. tHis iS tHE wORsT iT wILl eVEr BE!!!!!! 🤡

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#WENDYS GONNA BE FULL OF BOLS TONIGHT

FED MINUTES: SEVERAL PARTICIPANTS INDICATED THEY WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED A TWO-SIDED DESCRIPTION OF FUTURE RATE DECISIONS, REFLECTING POSSIBILITY HIKES COULD BE APPROPRIATE IF INFLATION REMAINED AT ABOVE-TARGET LEVELS Lol

FED MINUTES: PARTICIPANTS OBSERVED ECONOMIC ACTIVITY APPEARED TO BE EXPANDING AT A SOLID PACE; GENERALLY ANTICIPATED PACE OF GROWTH WOULD REMAIN SOLID IN 2026

FED MINUTES: MOST PARTICIPANTS CAUTIONED THAT PROGRESS TOWARD 2% TARGET MIGHT BE SLOWER AND MORE UNEVEN THAN GENERALLY EXPECTED AND JUDGED RISK OF INFLATION RUNNING PERSISTENTLY ABOVE TARGET WAS MEANINGFUL

> 🚨WHITE HOUSE: MANY ARGUMENTS ONE COULD MAKE FOR STRIKE ON IRAN > WHITE HOUSE: IRAN WOULD BE WISE TO MAKE DEAL

If you guys think about it hard, the brain is the most important of us being human. And the brain usually means memory. Which in turn means MEMORY are the most important factor in AI. WHICH IN TURN MEAN MU WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPANY ON EARTH. MU 500 EOW.

MSFT BACK DOWN BELOW $400 EOD DONT BE DUMB BUY PUTS

682 is my BE, SPY please behave

LMFAOOO MY FIVERR PUTS BE PRINTING ITS LIKE 10$ RN 😂😂😂

A CERTAIN STONK THAT'S BEING SHILLED BY BAD ACTORS WILL SOON BE 177 BY EOM

DONT BE AFRAID OF MSFT. EMBRACE MSFT. BE ONE WITH MSFT, AS YOU PURCHASE THE SHARES, MOVE WITH THE SHARES. BECOME ONE WITH MSFT, IT ISNT JUST A STOCK... ITS A FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN END THE DAY $410. #MSFTPROUD LETS DO THIS TEAM

PETITION FOR MILFS TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE MID 30S AT ABSOLUTE MINIMUM. MAKE MILFS OLD AGAIN.

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THE DOW IS AT 49,446!!! THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT!!

SCHRODINGERS MARKET TODAY ITS ONLY WHEN WE LOOK IN 3 MINUTES ITS GONNA BE UP OR DOWN LMFAO

#PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING YOUR LOCAL LEARN TO CODE BRO A COFFEE. THEIR JAWS ARE SORE AND THEIR BOOTY BE PROLAPSED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

**CASH GANG UNITE: LET THERE BE BLOOD RIVERS TOMORROW**

# MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED 🤗

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SURELY MSFT CANT BE SERIOUS

> 🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT

🚨 *SUPREME COURT SAYS FEB. 20 TO BE OPINION DAY AMID TARIFF WAIT