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YOU! This is your fault! Me? I was gone on vacation Monday and Friday.. Exactly! The world demands order! *Sure feels like a Monday.* WHAT DID YOU SAY? TODAY SURE FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN DAY, SIR! - MA'AM! I meant MA'AM! Sir is fine.

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IT IS OK TO BE RED

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OUR LORD BURRY, WHO DWELLEST IN WATER STOCKS, SACRED BE THY DOOMSDAY TWEETS. THY RECESSION COME, THY WARNINGS BE HEEDED, ON SPY AS IT IS ON NASDAQ. GRANT US THIS DAY OUR VOLATILITY SPIKES, AND PARDON OUR GREED, AS WE PARDON THE BULLS WHO MOCK US. TEMPT US NOT WITH RALLIES, BUT SAVE US FROM THE FED. FOR THINE IS THE CRASH, THE CHAOS, AND THE CAPITAL, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

OUR MICHAEL IN SCION, HALLOWED BE THY PREDICTIONS. THY DOWNTURN COME, THY POSITIONS BE SHORTED, IN MARKETS AS IT IS IN SUBPRIME. GIVE US TODAY OUR DAILY RED CANDLES, AND FORGIVE US OUR LONG HOLDS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO PUMP MEME STOCKS. LEAD US NOT INTO ATHS, BUT DELIVER US FROM INFLATION. FOR THINE IS THE BEAR, THE GLOOM, AND THE GLORY, FOREVER. AMEN.

OUR BURRY, WHO ART IN VALUE INVESTING, HALLOWED BE THY SHORTS. THY CRASH COME, THY BEAR MARKET BE DONE, ON WALL STREET AS IT IS IN BIG SHORT. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY PUT OPTIONS, AND FORGIVE US OUR BULLISHNESS, AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO BULL AGAINST US. AND LEAD US NOT INTO BUBBLES, BUT DELIVER US FROM FOMO. FOR THINE IS THE HEDGE, THE POWER, AND THE PROFIT, FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN.

WTF BROS I THOUGHT SLV WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEDGE

LET IT BE FOREVER KNOWN ACROSS THE LAND, THAT MONSIGNEUR REMY IS A FRENCH BULLDOG....THAT IS THE UPDATE!

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**GREAT JOB BULLS** **BEARS, BE BETTER**

US AIR FORCE TANKERS FORCED TO LEAVE SPAIN AFTER GOVERNMENT REFUSES AIRBASES TO BE USED FOR IRAN ATTACKS: AIRLIVE

PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP PLEASE DONT BE TRAP

**BREAKING NEWS: MARCO RUBIO HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE NEEDS TO BE SHAH OF IRAN IN 72 HOURS**

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE PEACE WITH IRAN, AND THE S&P 500, WHICH I WILL BE MUSHROOM STAMPING THIS MORNING. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President 🥭

🥭COULD BOMB OURSELVES AND MARKET WOULD STILL BE 🚨RISK ON 🚨GREEN AS FUK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SLV IS UP ONLY .5% I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE RICH FUCCCCKKKK

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WILL ONE OF YOU BIG BRAIN BER CUCKS EXPLAIN TO THE REST OF THE CLASS HOW YOU’RE SO SURE THAT THE MARKET WILL BE RED TOMORROW?

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? 🫨 Where the bulls at? LMFAO 🤡

\> be a europoor \> do nothing - get everything \> win WHAT A TIMELINE TO BE ALIVE TBHHH

> TRUMP: THERE WILL LIKELY BE MORE U.S. CASUALTIES Oh well as long as Israel is happy

#**WILL BE INTERESTING WHAT THE CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC WILL VOTE IN THE BOARD OF PEACE**

THE SPY WILL BE YOURS TO TAKE

I FUCKING SOLD EVERYTHING GOING INTO THE WEEKEND MAYBE I SHIILD BE RISK OFF THEN ALL THE FUN STARTS FUCKKKKKKING REEEEEEE

‼️🚨ALERT🚨‼️ THIS IS A NOTICE OF INTENT. DUE TO USA BEING IN WAR I WILL NO LONGER BE SHITPOSTING. NOW IS THE TIME NOT TO MAKE JOKES BUT TO FOCUS ON OUR STRENGTH AND POWER. MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL THIS HAS BEEN A WARTIME CASHFLOW UPDATE

POUR ONE OUT FOR THE MODS, GOING TO BE A LONG WEEKEND YOU 🚬’s

THERE IS A LEGIT CHANCE THAT WILL BE 100 MONDAY.

TRUMP TELLS ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD: YOU SHOULD LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS. YOU WILL BE TREATED FAIRLY WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY, OR YOU WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH

TRUMP: AMERICANS MAY BE LOST AND WE MAY HAVE CASUALTIES

YOU WILL ALL BE LAID OFF BY AI. HAVE A NICE DAY. LOL.

MARKET IS NOT ALLOWED TO GO DOWN DURING MARKET HOURS!!!! ALL SHORTS WILL BE MET WITH AGGRESSIVELY FAKE PUMPS AND NONSENSE SIDEWAYS ACTION!!! SELLERS WILL BE SENT TO GUANTANAMO BAY DUE TO ACTS OF TREASON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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SPY GOING GREEN LMAO. BEARS ABOUT TO BE IN COMPLETE SHAMBLES.

YEAH I KNOW THIS ONE THIS WILL BE AN OMEGA PUMP AT OPEN

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BUTTCOIN IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A SCAM.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKS GONE ON WITH GOOGLE? 340 TO SOON TO BE 250 WHAT THE FUCK

I've been succesful BE Semi recently. Thinking about going further with the small dip.

BETTING ITS GONNA BE GREEN BY OPEN

THE NEXT TEN MINUTES WILL BE THE OFFICIAL GIVE CASHFLOW A COMPLIMENT TIME. YOU MAY BEGIN EDIT: I SAID YOU MAY BEGIN EDIT2: SINCE YOU GUYS ARE BEING DICKS IM NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN

EVERYTHING WILL BE GREEN THANKS TO NFLX

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DONT BE SHOCKED WHEN NVIDIA BLASTS TO 200$ BEFORE MARKET CLOSE.

GENERATIONAL MONEY TO BE MADE IF YOU PICK THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER