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"OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRES. XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA....WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" - June 11th for those keeping track of how many times we've seen this episode

#sOY BROS BE LIKE "Bessent ONE OF US" LMAO

One day EVERYTHING LISTEN EVERYTHING WILL BE CRUMBLE AND TURN INTO DUST but shiny rock no it will always exist

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I’M DONE HIDING NOW IM SHINING LIKE I WAS BORN TO BE

>CNN: SEC TO INVESTIGATE ORGANIZERS OF $BYND PUMP AND DUMP FOR FAILURE TO PROVIDE WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS ADVANCE NOTICE OF THEIR SCHEME. SEC REMINDS ALL TRADERS THAT GOVERNMENT INSIDERS MUST BE ALLOWED TO POSITION THEMSELVES FOR PROFIT BEFORE ANY ILLICIT ACTIVITY 

There’s going to be some retards in here saying “WE CLOSED ABOVE $2 HOLD THE LINE SO WE CAN BE MORE EXIT LIQUIDITY FOR THE WHALES WHO SHILLED AND PUMPED THIS MEAT”

#TAKE YOUR PROFITS AND BE GRATEFUL.

>**BREAKING NEWS**: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION >https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH

BERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS let me type it again so you can get it into your NUMBSKULLS THE TOP IS NEVER IN AND NEVER WILL BE

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NO GOD DAMMIT FUK NO! MSOS CANNOT BE GREEN FUCK SHIT. STOP! GO DOWN FUCK! WHY DO I ALWAYS SELL THE BOTTOM? STOP GOING UP SHIT FUCK!

>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

BREAKING US CPI REPORT DROPS IN 3 HOURS IF CPI < 3.1% → MARKET GO PARABOLIC IF CPI = 3.1% → MARKET STAYS FLAT IF CPI > 3.1% → MARKET WILL BE DEAD

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>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625

asia trade ran to my TP after i went BE during a slight pullback, i'm gonna be sick

FUTES YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUTIN’ HOURS AGO!

CIFR!!! BLACK PEARL STILL TO BE ANNOUNCED WITHIN DAYS!

THE FACE OF A PERSON WHO WAS LATE TO BUY IN.....CONTINUE TO BE BROKE GETTING PAY DAY LOANS

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>CNN: SAM BANKMAN-FRIED TO BE PARDONED AFTER FAMILY BUYS $50 MILLION IN WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL TOKEN $WLFI

At this rate, TSLA will BE the stock market in a week or two.

WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS 3PM ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE ON CARTELS

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> WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS 3PM ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE ON CARTELS: WH POOL

real move will happen by end of day, TODAY THE DIRECTION WILL BE DECIDED

BERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS!!!! STONKS WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN!!! EVERY DIP IS GOING TO BE INSTANTLY BOUGHT UP FOREVER!!!

I’M DONE HIDING NOW IM SHINING LIKE I WAS BORN TO BE

**THE US WILL BE TAKING A 10% STEAK OF RARE MEATS.**

Yeah but you might BE the bounce

tesla buls tomo: ELLONS ROBOTS WILL BE HERE SOON SO LOAD UP NOW PRICE TARGET 1,000

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#IT’S GONNA BE SO BIG IT’S GONNA BE LIKE A #🫲🏻SHOCKWAVE🫱🏻 LMAO 🤌

>ELON: WE ARE GOING TO BE USING GROK TO AUDIT ALL TESLA FINANCIALS GOING FORWARD. ELIMINATING EXTERNAL AUDITORS WILL DECREASE OUR COSTS AND SET US UP FOR LONG-TERM SUCCESS.

>ELON: FULL SELF-LYING WILL BE RELEASED BY THE END OF THE YEAR

IF I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT KINDA PARTY I WOULD HAVE STUCK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES

What's the max $BE Bloom Energy can go up? Its already $122 and $25 billion market cap

What about Bloom Energy? $BE