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I AM SORRY TO INFORM MY FELLOW AMERICANS THAT THE $2,000 STIMULUS CHECKS WILL NOT BE HANDED OUT TO THOSE WHO PURCHASED PUT OPTIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

THERE WILL NOT BE ANY STIMULUS CHECKS. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

##BURRY TO BE FUCKED BIGLY COME MONDAY MARKET OPEN

PRESIDENT TRUMP PREDICTS THAT $20 TRILLION COULD BE INJECTED INTO THE U.S. ECONOMY BY THE END OF THIS YEAR. Is that the money printers running none stop?

I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE, and have money left over. In other words, take from the BIG, BAD Insurance Companies, give it to the people, and terminate, per Dollar spent, the worst Healthcare anywhere in the World, ObamaCare. Unrelated, we must still terminate the Filibuster!

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he shorted in October, retard is not even at BE

BE GONE BER!!

🎶OH IM PROUD TO BE A PANICAN🎶

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL .

MY DEC CALLS WILL BE GREEN NEXT WEEK

# GIRL: 🤭, IT'S JUST A ONE TIME THING 👄. HE IS FUN 🍆💦  \>>> GOT PREGNANT # WSB (me): YEAH, IT'S A SHITCO BUT I WILL BE IN AND OUT QUICKLY, JUST A TRADE 😏 I am pretty smart \>> FKING BAGHOLDING FOR 8 MONTHS -65% # WE ARE THE SAME

(A MONTH AGO) # NOBODY: # TOM LEE: SHUT DOWN DOES NOT MATTER, YEAH SPX WILL BE @ 7000 WHERE IS HE!!???!!

LET THIS BE IT, PLEASEE

STOP PAYING CONGRESS AND THE SENATE...GOV SHUTDOWN WILL BE OVER WITHIN HOURS!

HOW CAN I BE LOSING MONEY ON AN OPEN PUT WHAT

# META IS JUST FLATLINED WITH A FORWARD PE SUB 20. WHOEVER SELLS HERE DESERVES TO BE POOR.

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CAN I BE LUCKY ONE MORE TIME please just ONCE

Retail traders (panicking hysterically): WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS SELL OFF????

#WSB BE LIKE: CALLS ON THE TITANIC!! 🤡🤡🤡

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LEND ME YEAR EARS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY VISION HAVE I BEEN WRONG IN THE PAST??? FUCK YEAH WILL I BE WRONG IN THE FUTURE??? FUCK YEAH HOWEVER THIS TIME I MAYBE, POSSIBLY GOT IT RIGHT AND EARLY TO THE PARTY $LENZ 396 Shares $33 per share GUH

# BE GONE ACCURSED BEARS, AND MAY RUIN BE NEAR TO YOU! Thank you for your attention to this matter

Wait a second.. so IONQ, RGTI, OKLO, and BE are some of the largest holdings in the Russell 2000? Oh fuck IWM puts

OPTIMUS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT OF ALL TIME LITERAL INFINITY DOLLARS MY 1T COMPENSATION PACKAGE IS A PAUPERS PITTANCE BY COMPARISON

THE K HOLE THATS OPENING TOnight WILL BE BIBLICAL

thousands of OI on meta put options vs hundreds on calls you know what to do, Kenny Citadel. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

PULLED MY DICK OUT FOR THE V...TURNED OUT TO BE A CHOPPING BLOCK

next hourly candle green aswell, POWER HOUR IT WILL BE

DO THE RATARD TESLA LOVERS NOT REALIZE IF ELON GETS HIS PAY PACKAGE THAT IT WILL DILUTE THE STOCK AND HE WONT BE ABLE TO HIT HIS GOALS. calls it is

IF META REBOUNDS, IT WILL BE THE MOST EPIC SQUEEZE MANKIND HAS EVER SEEN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

>NEARLY ALL PRIMARY CARE DRUGS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT U.S. NET PRICES AND IN MANY CASES MOST FAVORED NATION PRICES ON TRUMP RX WHEN IT LAUNCHES IN EARLY 2026

THERE WILL BE NO FEDERAL BAILOUT FOR AI: TRUMP AI OFFICIAL ON X ????

Surprised we haven't just tried scheduling the dumps. "ALL GOOD AMERICANS WILL SELL THEIR STOCKS AT 10 AM THIS MORNING. EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE PUT ON A LIST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

maybe we should have taken this as a warning: Midweek reminder: DON’T BE A PANICAN! https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1986188976684683566#m

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#REMEMBER: IF YOU NEVER SELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ON /R/INVESTING 🫵😂

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shutdown ending will be bearish. mag 7 don't want a functioning government, they want to BE the government

Cause you have calls. Sell them BE the sacrifice

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Tacoman: DONT BE A PANICAN!. He sent out the signal! it's pumpin time!

Don’t BE PANICAN.