BE

“THE RUGGENING” WILL BE A SHORT AI CREATED FILM JENSEN AND THE SAUDIS MAKES ABOUT BEARS LOSING THEIR PORTFOLIOS

# META WITH THE SAME P/E LIKE TSLA WOULD BE AT $6000 A SHARE. # SO PLEASE PUMP IT BACK TO 720 SO I CAN OFFLOAD. AND STO TRADING FOR EVER

LMAO BOLS WILL BE EXECUTED IN THE NEXT YEAR

>MUSK: HUMANOID ROBOTS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT EVER still do not understand the logic behind making robots human shaped/sized, u dont make humanoid forklifts or motorcycles cuz that makes no sense

OK BE HONEST WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT AT THE TOP LMFOAOAOAO

BERS GO AND SHORT THE MARKET WE WILL BE HERE TO CHECK ON YOU LATER

BER WIVES WILL BE DEPORTING THEIR HUSBANDS TO SAUDI ARABIA TO WORK ON SOME DYSTOPIAN SAM ALTMAN FARM

BERS WILL BE APPLYING TO JOBS AT THE MCDONALDS INSIDE OF THE SAUDI ARABIAN DATA CENTER I WILL BE BUYING LATER TODAY

#THE STOCK THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED… >!…is doing nothing. Relax your ape titties!<

OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY GOING TO BE 300 TODAY???? CHOO CHOO BITCHES🚂🚂🚂

Maybe they meant they would BE kill at earnings

FUTES BE FUTIN’

I FIND OUT IF MY ACCOUNT WILL BE RENEWING THEIR CONTRACT IN THE NEXT 48 hours. $100M+ ANNUALLY. ALL IN PUTS

BEARHUNTER I CANT SEE YOUR POSTS ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BLOCKED ME BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REVOKED YOUR 1% COMMENTOR BADGE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE A SINGLE STRANGER FROM THE INTERNET TELLING YOU YOUR POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER. YOU BELONG IN SAUDI ARABIA AT A MCDONALDS AND TO BE CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WITHIN THE WSB SOCIAL RANKS

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST LMAO 🤌 TO FINALLY BE THE COOL GUY ON WALL STREET BETS AND GIVE MEANING TO MY OTHERWISE MEANINGLESS LIFE

\*\*THESE SHOULD BE RULES\*\* \- no long explanation of what you got - did \- no questions abt goin up or down \- no bols/ber r fuck \- no predictions without banbet \- YES ''RETARD'' \- YES EVERYTHING ELSE

I bought $BE at top.

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THIS CANNOT BE REAL WTF THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED

>CNN: SAUDI OFFICIALS HAVE CLARIFIED THAT THEIR ADDITIONAL INVESTMENT WILL BE SOLELY IN WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL CRYPTO TOKEN

I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL PERSONALLY BE INVESTING $1 TRILLION IN THE UNITED STATES

🥭 rant: >THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I WILL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING THE MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE, WITH NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE MADE $TRILLIONS, AND RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE AND BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Congress, do not waste your time and energy on anything else. This is the only way to have great Healthcare in America!!! GET IT DONE, NOW. President DJT Da fuq does this even mean? Stick it to the evil insurance companies, ok so good so far. Then allow people to give money to the good insurance companies? Anyways obviously 💎🤲s UNH.

THE MARKET MAKERS AREN'T GOING TO LET IT BE THAT EASY TO GET A V THIS TIME, THEY CAUSED THE CLOUDFLARE OUTAGE TO LIQUIDATE US AND NOW THEY'RE SETTING THE MOTHER OF ALL TRAPS

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GOLD 4100 BEFORE NOON BUYING BEFORE IT WILL BE TOO LATE

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WHAT A WEEK TO BE A CORN SHORTER HAHHAHAHA

YOUR CALLS WILL SOON BE WORTHLESS LMAO 🤌🤌🤌

I WILL NEVER BE A BER. AMEN.

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IF 🌽 GOES TO 0 BY CHRISTMAS I WILL BE A MILLIONAIRE

Fellow tards: NVDA, AMD, MU etc are still close to ATH so the bricks part of AI is OK but the shovel part - IREN, NBIS, OKLO, SMR, BE are taking a beating. Who's going to power and build the physical data centers so that ORCL CDS don't blow out? That is much slower than just have TSMC spray out wafers.

#TOMORROW WE WILL BE MILLIONAIRES

ILL NEVER BE HIM😭😭😭

Mom: WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL AND SPELL THE WORD "between" 1st grade me: B-E-E-T-E-E-N!

Wrong. Before 9:30am SPY WILL BE AT 700

IT IS GREEN AND IT WILL BE GREEN. THE WORLD IS AMERICA. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYONE ELSE

BERS COPING BE LIKE: YEAH IM GAY AND I LOVE DICK

AVERAGE BER COPE BE LIKE:

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PLEASE BUY WEBULL IT DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE AT $8.63

IT COULD BE THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS."😂😂😂

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES. BERS ARE FUCKED

RIP YOUR PUTS GONNS BE 0 BY PRE MARKET

BERS YOU WONT BE MISSED R.I.P

Maaaaan, I have to go to work tomorrow.... HOWEVER THE MARKET WILL BE OPEN!!!

I USED TO BE RESPECTFUL. BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND. BULLYING IN WSB COMMENTS IS A MEANS TO SURVIVE THROUGH THE BULLYING YOU’RE GETTING. ITS A CYCLE AND IT MUST CONTINUE FOR THIS SUBREDDIT TO CONTINUE. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].

AFTER AMERICA WEAKENS THE DOLLAR, IT WILL BE EASY TO PAY BACK THE DEBT. I THINK THAT’S POTUS PLAN… = Policies x999 = Markets high volatility = dollar gets weak = stock go up + economy is taking hits along = stocks go down. ALSO BULL + BULL = GOOD TREND GOOD TREND + BULL = EVEN BETTER. EVEN BETTER + BULL = AMAZING!!! AMAZING!!! + BULL + BULL = OVERVALUATION OVERVALUATION + BULL + BULL = WENDY’S EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. [The more downvotes the more I’m right. Doing the opposite of WSB (of non controversial comments) is officially a strategy].