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WILLIAMS: INFLATION PROGRESS HAS STALLED, BUT SHOULD BE ON TRACK TO 2% IN 2027

TAKING A MONTH OFF STARTING TOMORROW. TOO MUCH NIKKEI AND WORTHLESS FUTURES. I DO FEAR I WILL BECOME A 1% COMMENTER BADGER WHICH WOULD BE DAMAGING TO MY SENSE OF SELF RESPECT. VERY EMBARRASSING.

IMAGINE TRADING ON TECHNICALS AND FUNDAMENTALS. HAVE OUTPERFORMED THE MARKET FOE YEARS PURELY ON VIBES AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE

TEXAS. HAS TO BE IN TOP 5TH PERCENTILE OF FATS IN THE US. UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNT OF FAKE COWBOYS. THE STATE PRIDE IS SOMETHING THAT DOESNT MAKE A TON OF SENSE CONSIDERING HOW ABYSMAL THAT PLACE IS. AT LEAST THEY CAN LEAVE THE STATE FOR VACATIONS AND I THINK THEY HAVE BIG X THA PLUG OVEE THERE

JAPAN SEEMS TO BE GENERALLY COOKED AS A COUNTRY. SENDING VIBES

HONESTLY ALL THE BULL/BEAR STUFF IS SO DUMB. 95% OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF DCAING INTO ETFS AND BEING DAVE RAMSEY CUCKS. BUT HERE WE ARE

TEXAS MIGHT BE THE SHITTIEST STATE IN THE US. UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FAKE COWBOYS, 200F WEATHER, AND THEY ALL LEAVE TO ESCAPE THEIR SHITHOLE STATE TO VACATION OTHER STATES BRINGING THEIR SHITTY VIBES WITH THEM. BILLS MONEYLINE!

BEARS BEING DEPORTED TO KAZHAKSTAN TO BE USED AS PETROLEUM JELLY EXTRACT

I accidentally fatfingered a buy on 10 put contracts for 295 on Googl, immediately panicked and sold them, said LOL ITLL BE FUNNY WHEN I MISS OUT ON LIKE 6K LOL LOL. End of day: Not laughing anymore, because I did indeed miss out on 6k. Fuck lol.

IT BETTER BE WITH THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS THEY ARE SPENDING ON AI BUILD OUT. ITS ALL HYPE RATE NOW!

I WILL BE DESIGNATING BERS AS ANTIFA TERRORIST GROUP THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

PYPL MAY BE DOWN 31% YTD BUT AT LEAST WE LONGS ARE NOW GETTING A 1 TIME 14 CENT DIVIDEND

OK WHOS STILL HOLDING PUTS FROM THE TOP BECAUSE THAT BAG HAS TO BE INSANE

BULLS HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL?! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE REGARDED

IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!!!! - Bitcoin people

THIS GENERATIONAL V WILL BE A BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT. MERRY CHRISTMAS

SOMETIMES ITS JUST MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE MAN ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE IF YOU WANNA PLAY THE GAME! PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NUTS ON THE TABLE BITCH!

TACO CALLS FOR DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO BE HANGED FOR NOT WANTING THE MILITARY TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES

TODAY SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREATEST COCKBLOCK OF ALL TIME

5 FIGURE DAY ON SPX PUTS HOLY DAY TO BE A BEAR. DAAA DAAA DAMN SON, WHYD YOU LONG THIS!?!??!

Just temporary spooked by Q3 GDP RELEASE WILL BE RESCHEDULED I think it’s more due to the government shutdown delaying data across the board. Datacenter spending hasn’t slowed down, so GDP should come in even higher. Thanks to Nvidia earnings. 4.2% GDP is above normal for past 15 years. https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

U.S. COMMERCE DEPARTMENT SAYS U.S. GDP AND PERSONAL INCOME REPORTS ORIGINALLY SET FOR NOV. 26 RELEASE WILL BE RESCHEDULED Fart of a fucking deal.

# BTC IS THE BIGGEST PONZI IN HUMAN HISTORY. # BE SMART AND DON'T FALL FOR IT.

*BARR: CONCERNED THAT INFLATION STILL AT 3% *BARR: NEED TO BE CAREFUL WITH MONETARY POLICY TO BALANCE RISKS We are cooked truly fucked.

THE V TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAILY V, OR A GARY VEE, BUT A GENERATIONAL V TO WIPE ALL BEARS OFF THE PLANET

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Not to mention, HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY? 4.4% IS A STAGGERING NUMBER WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOW DUMB SOME OF THESE MFs BE.

HEY BERS, TELL YOUR WIVES I'LL BE OVER SOON

NIKKEI AT 3.8% THIS FUCKER CAN'T BE STOPPED

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND DANDY. SAFE HAVEN ASSET WILL PAMP 10% AS A RESULT

NIKKEI FUNDING FREE PANDA EXPRESS FOR BULLS TONIGHT. EVEN EUROPOORS WILL BE PRINTING CALLS WHILE DRUMPFT PREPARES TO TARRIF THEM INTO OBLIVION

GOLD FUCK YEAH, SPY WILL BE UP 3% TOMORROW BUT GOLD WILL BE 4!!!!

WE MADE A GREAT TRADE DEAL WITH INDIANS. FROM NOW ON EVERYTHING SOLD IN INDIAN RESERVATION GIFT SHOPS WILL BE 20% OFF.

I WILL BE GAMBLING MY HOME ON NIKKEI FUTURES MOONING IN A FEW HOURS EATING PANDA EXPRESS DRINKING TEQUILA

BERS I TOLD YOU I WOULD BE ORDERING INSANE AMOUNTS OF PANDA EXPRESS TONIGHT DRINKING TEQUILA. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

MIKE BURRY WOULD BE LYING ON THE FLOOR IN A T-SHIRT WITH HEADPHONES BLARING RIGHT NOW if he could afford any of that shit

WARREN BUFFET WILL BE SERVING A BUFFET LINE BY END OF YEAR. STUPID BERS

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SO FOOKIN GREEN HOLY SHIT MY BALLS

WE ARE SAVED BLESSED BE JENSEN

WHEN THE CEO IS GETTING HAMMERED ON WEEKNIGHTS, YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE BULLISH

HUANG DON'T BE A HUANKER

Ideally, Jensen beats and raises and says small caps like IONQ, BE, and RGTI are worthless. Everybody wins!

I HEARD THE NEXT JANUARY 6TH WILL BE JENSEN, SAUDI PRINCE, AND ELMO EATING THOUSANDS OF MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGERS CELEBRATING SPY 720 AND LAUGHING AT BERS

THIS WILL BE THE REAL SUPERBOWL

MOST LIKELY TO BE ON EPSTEIN LIST - STEVEN HAWKING - ANY OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS - BEARHUNTER - KASH PATEL

BUT THSI CANT BE FUCKING REAL MAN

MICHAEL SAYLOR MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME

HOW BIG OF A FUCKING MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK YOU CAN TIME A MARKET CRASH AS A RETAIL INVESTOR. GENUINELY CURIOUS

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO YELL AT RETARDED BEARS BEFORE THEY CLOSE OUR THEIR DOOMED SHORT POSITIONS. MAY OR MAY NOT BE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEARHUNTER