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$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS. Lol how is it fake. Avgo is up bc they make tpu

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$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS Not this time kid

Going to crash everyone except itself lol $META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

News $META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

$META IS REPORTEDLY IN ADVANCED TALKS TO DEPLOY $GOOGLE TPUS ACROSS ITS DATA CENTERS IN A DEAL THAT COULD BE WORTH BILLIONS

I will say this again GOOGLE WILL BE FIRST IN MARKET CAP 2026

# GOOGL BREAKING OUT TO 320 RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT

BE GOOGLE WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

AI GENSIS AGREEMENT TO BE SIGNED WITH GOOGLE BEING USA LEADER IN AI.

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF TRUYMP IS BESTIES AGAIN WITH CHINA INFLATION HAS BEEN STOPPED FOOD AND HOUSING IS AFFORDABLE AGAIN PEACE IS ALL OVER THE EARTH JUST BUY BABY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# GOOGL CLAPPING BACK # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT ON THIS +10% WEEK

PYPL SIMPLY WILL NOT BE DENIED A RED DAY.

DONT WORRY, WE WILL BE INCREASING OUR CHARITABLE DONATIONS. UNLIKE THE BEARS I BELIEVE IN AMERICA AND SUPPORT IT. THANK YOU

DUE TO THE UNRELENTING SHIT TALK OF BEARS AND THEIR HORRIBLE DOOM AND GLOOM NARRATIVES, BEAR THANKSGIVING IS CANCELLED. I WILL BE WATCHING CNBC TAKING ADDERALL DRINKING BLOODY MARYS WITH MY WIFE BUYING WORTHLESS TRIPLE LEVERAGED MEME STOCKS ON MY WAY TO RETIREMENT. THANK YOU

THE RUG PULL WILL BE HAPPENING.. ON BEAR BROKERAGE ACCOUNTS

RETIRING ON DUOLINGO STOCK WILL BE THE GREATEST AND FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPEN TO ME

BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE

I WILL BE RETIRING ON DUOLINGO STOCK NEXT YEAR

BERS WILL BE GIGA CHADDED OUT OF EXISTENCE

THE ORANGE MAN IS SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER AT 4PM EST. LOOKS TO BE GENESIS MISSION. SHOULD SEND TECH STOCKS AND AI UP BEARS ANOOS 📈

LEAPS WILL BE CHEAP IF U REALLY BULL

#GOOGL WILL BE THE NEXT UPCOMING NVDA

I WILL BE AT MCDONALDS AT 6:30 AM (SHARP) TO COLLECT MY SAUSAGE MCGRIDDLE

I HAVE BEEN POSTING HERE 144X A DAY FOR 8 YEARS STRAIGHT. I TOLD MY PARENTS WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A 1% COMMENTER ON WSB. THEY LAUGHED AT ME, AND I SAID SOMETIMES PEOPLE TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH. I SUBSEQUENTLY STOP, REALIZING IT MAY HAVE NOT BEEN THE BEST USE OF MY TIME. I DIDNT MAKE IT, BUT HERES TO YOU, ONE PERCENT COMMENTORS!! CHEERS!!

1% COMMENTERS WILL BE GETTING PEGGED TONIGHT AND METAPHORICALLY PEGGED TOMORROW AT OPEN. JOKE WAS ON THEM ALL ALONG FOR WORSHIPPING SOME LOSER INCEL ON THE INTERNET NAMED “BEARHUNTER”

I think a 684 BE by the 28th is not in the cards for me

DNUT WILL BE THE 2026 DARK HORSE HEAR ME OUT

BOLs an hour past: “FUTES DOTH RIP, AND BEARS’ ANOOS BE SHIVER’D ASUNDER!” BOLs now: “These futes be false and frivolous, a most counterfeit spectacle.”

BEARS HATE AMERICA TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A RALLY TO 700 TO BEGIN 2026

THE AMOUNT OF COPE TONIGHT WILL BE HILARUOUS. INCOHERENT RAMBLING FROM BERS ABOUT FAKE FUTES

ALL OF THE RETAIL TRADERS BUYING PUTS WILL BE ANNIHILATED THIS WEEK

YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT BELIEVE ME BUT THIS WEEK WILL BE SLIME GREEN. JUST VIBE TRADING.

TOMORROW WILL BE A REVERSE RUGGENING FOR THE BEARS. I FOR ONE THINK THEY DESERVE IT DUE TO THE NON STOP DOOM AND GLOOM VIBES THEY HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT. END OF THE DAY TOMORROW WE WILL TAKE A VOTE TO DEPORT THEM TO SAUDI ARABIA. THEY WILL WORK AT A SAM ALTMAN OWNED DATA CENTER AT THE MCDONALDS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS BUT MUCH HOTTER AND WAY MORE DYSTOPIAN.

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WHATS WORSE. A BEAR OR A TOP 1% COMMENTOR. EVEN ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, I WOULD RATHER BE A BEAR. THE SHAME OF HAVING A MERIT BADGE FOR COMMENTING MORE THAN 99% OF USERS ON AN INTERNET FORUM IS UTTERLY PATHETIC AND EMBARRASSING. THANK YOU

# IMAGINE THERE IS A FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT FOR BETTING ON SPY GOING DOWN BOY I WOULD HATE TO BE IN SUCH AN INSTRUMENT RIGHT NOW

BLS SAYS THERE WILL BE NO OCT. CPI REPORT US BLS : CONSUMER PRICE INDEX FOR NOVEMBER TO BE RELEASED ON DEC. 18-STATEMENT

BLS SAYS THERE WILL BE NO OCT. CPI REPORT

#DOOM MSTR MORE & BE SALTY WHEN IT DOES THE OPPOSITE.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?

PLEASE BE REAL, MY ANOOS BEGGS YOU

ILL SAY IT LOUDER IN ALL CAPS FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PEOPLE USUALLY OVER REACT IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE, SO THOSE WHO DECIDE TO BUY INTO THIS GENERATIONAL MULTI DAY, MONTH, YEAR, DECADE V WILL LIKELY BE REWARDED VERY WELL

THOSE WHO BUY INTO THE NEXT GENERATIONAL V WILL BE REWARDED. SOMETIMES THE WORLD ISNT ACTUALLY ENDING AND PEOPLE OVER REACT. THANK YOU

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THIS PUMP MIGHT BE FAKE AND GAY CHAT

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